This one's really short (Like, 400 words short), but I tried to make it funny. I probably failed, so if you can't laugh at it, at least you can laugh at my failed humor.

So enjoy.

"Ash, don't tell me you're scared to be on a plane?" Misty sighed as she watched her husband's grip on he armrests tighten at the announcement of take-off.

"Daddy scared?" Ash looked down to his left. His two-and-a-half-year-old daughter was looking up at him, blue-green eyes wide, clutching a Pikachu doll in her tiny arms.

"Heh heh, no, sweetie, Daddy's not scared." he looked up at his redheaded wife and muttered through clenched teeth, "Not a bit."

"Yet you took the aisle seat." she sighed. "You're not scared, are you, Ali?" Misty asked the girl in an attempt to tease Ash. Alison smiled at her mother and shook her head vigorously. "I didn't think so." She chirped. Leaning over the child, who was seated between them, she whispered in Ash's ear, "I wouldn't think the Pokémon master would be frightened of a plane, either."

"I'm not scared. I'm just... A little apprehensive."

"Look at you, using big words!"

"Aw, be quiet." the raven-haired trainer huffed. "Besides, you remember what happened last time I got on a plane?"

"Oh, whatever." Misty scoffed, covering Alison's ears. "Just because it crashed last time doesn't mean it will today. Besides, that was team Rocket's fault, and they're not here now." she reasoned in a harsh whisper.

"Oh, I wouldn't be so sure of that." said an unfortunately familiar female voice.

"Yes, because you're wrong!" A male voice supported her. Slowly Ash turned to see two tall figures dressed in flight attendant uniform, one with long magenta hair and the other with short periwinkle locks, staring at him. "I believe, Jessie, that that is our cue."

The woman struck a pose and laughed. "Prepare for takeoff!"

"And make it gentle!"

"To protect this aircraft from devastation!"

"To unite all peoples within this nation!"

"To announce the wonders of planes we love!"

"To extend our reach to the sky above."

"Jessie!"

"James!"

"Meowth," a small, catlike Pokémon emerged from behind them, carrying a tray. "That's flight."

Ash and Misty both facepalmed. Alison giggled at Meowth. The other passengers simply stared.

"That motto is still lame after all these years." Misty sighed.

"At least it's...different." Ash offered.

"Would you like a drink?" Jessie asked in a honey-sweet voice.

"Or a snack, perhaps?" Meowth inquired.

"What about a blanket?" James joined in.

"Uh, we're... fine." Ash mumbled, a little shocked.

"Anything for the Pokémon master!" the three sang, making their way down the aisle of the small aircraft.

For a moment Ash, Misty, and Alison just stared.

"Dey're stwange." Alison piped up.

"Took the words right out of my mouth." Misty muttered.

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