Chu, Mo, and Cheez-it: -staring at something- Ooooooooh...

Demi: Ahhh...yes. Mo recently recieved a small spinning disco ball that lights up and as fate would have it, those three, particularly Chu-sama and Cheez-it, are entranced by shiny things. They've been staring at it for the past.....hour. Leaving me with all of the work to do!

Chu: Heeheehee......it's so shiiiny.

Mo and Cheez-it: Uh-huh...

Demi: Come now you three, I think that's enough of that. -reaches to take the object-

Chu, Mo, and Cheez-it: -hiss at him-

Demi: O.o -pulls his hand away- Oh well. Looks like I really am stuck doing everything. Chu does not own the Legend of Zelda series or any of its characters.

*Normal POV*

The week passed slowly for Ganon and the others until Friday finally came. "Ugh, it's about time. I'd just about lost it when I saw Vaati tackle hug him into the lockers." Ganon muttered quietly to Majora during study hall. She gave a soft giggle and smiled. "Oh calm down Ganon. After today you'll have the runt out of your hair and your little boy toy, so quit complaining." She said, flipping through her book aimlessly. Study Hall always seemed to bore her almost to tears.

Ganon gave her a dirty look and then rolled his eyes. "Whatever, Majora. But let me just say this; you'd better keep your mouth shut about me being the person to set this whole thing up. Don't you dare say a word about this to Vaati. Got it!?" He commanded angrily as she stared at him blankly. "Okay, okay. I won't say anything, but I can't guarantee that chatty little Cole won't say anything to anyone. Even to Link himself." She warned as Ganon frowned and then took out his cellphone, sending a quick text message. "Byrne should be able to at least put some restraint on his brother." He muttered and then slipped the phone back into his pocket. Majora shrugged and then glanced upwards as the bell rang to signal the end of the school day. "I sure do hope so." she said as the two of them left for their lockers.

Link walked almost blindly to his locker with a frown on his face as he remembered his very unwelcome 'good morning' from Vaati. 'I could have done with just the hug, but did he have to tackle me into the lockers!?' He thought bitterly to himself. He'd become slightly desensitized to Vaati's antics, but it still bothered him when he took it too far. "Ugh! I'm going to go crazy soon!" He said loudly as he bumped into someone.

"Well while you're doing that, do you think you could watch where you're going!?" A high-pitched, irritated voice screeched. Link blinked and then looked around for the person who had spoken. 'O-kay...I don't think it was the scary-looking guy. He doesn't look like he talks mu-' "Down here, stupid!" The voice said, interrupting Link's thoughts as he looked down to see a very pissed off Cole. "Oh! Sorry, I didn't see you." Link said and then moved to help him up, only to have Cole slap his hand away. " Don't touch me you dirty Freshman!" He shrieked as Byrne picked him up and placed him on his shoulder. "Cole, he said he was sorry. Stop being a drama queen." He said as Cole scoffed. "Whatever. You'll soon get what's coming to you! Hee hee heee!" He said to Link with a grin so wide and malicious, it made Link shudder. (A/N (Demi): If you've played Spirit Tracks you'll know what grin it is and exactly how creepy it looks.)

The Freshman stared after them as Byrne walked away and then turned towards his locker with a confused 'I'm doomed' look on his face, several thoughts racing through his head. 'Shit, I'm so dead! What did he mean by that comment anyway? Argh! It doesn't matter what it meant! All I know is that I'm dead for just bumping into the guy!' He thought and then blinked as he felt a soft weight press into him as arms wrapped around him.

He glanced down to see purple hands and then sighed as he opened his locker to retrieve his books. "What's the matter Fairy Boy? You don't seem very happy to see me." Vaati said softly in Link's ear. Link frowned and slammed his locker shut as he tried to keep himself from sucker-punching his lights out...not that he could. "I'm never happy to see you Vaati, so why should now be any different?" And I'm still sore from when you tackled me into the lockers this morning!" He shouted, attempting to growl at him.

Vaati just smiled and rubbed cheeks with him. "Aww! I love it when you purr at me like that Fairy Boy! It's so cute!" He said as Link glared in the other direction. "Whatever, pervert. Just let me go so I can go home and get the hell away from you." He said, attempting to pull away from the purple-skinned horndog and failing. "Oh, but you didn't let me give you a goodbye kiss!" He said as Link turned swiftly and slammed a hard-cover textbook into Vaati's face. "How's that for a goodbye kiss!?"Link shouted and then took off down the hall.

Vaati removed the book and rubbed his now bruised face as he watched Link run. "Oh yeah. He wants me." He said with a grin as he placed the book on top of Link's locker. 'He'll be back for it. I suppose.' He thought and then turned to see Ganon standing there. He grinned at his bestie and then chuckled. "It looks like he's getting used to me, but messing with him is just as fun as ever!" He said cheerfully as he began walking out the door with Ganon, who said nothing. "Looks like Cole hasn't shot off his big mouth, so we're in the clear. Oh?' He thought as he saw Link running back towards the school. 'Perfect! He's going back for the book!' He thought and then quickly sent texts to the others.

He's going back inside. You'll find him at his locker, so hurry up and grab him!

After it sent, he grabbed Vaati by the shoulders and spun him around so that his back was to Link as he ran inside the school. "So Vaati, I was thinking. Why don't you come over to my house again today?" He suggested as Vaati stared at him blankly. "What are you talking about, Ganon? I've been coming over everyday for the past four years." He said as Ganon blinked and then shook his head. "N-No! What I meant to say was...you should spend the night!" He said as Vaati continued to stare. "I do that every Friday. And today is Friday." Vaati said as Ganon got a text from Byrne.

We have him. I knocked him unconscious and we'll give him your 'message' when he wakes up.

Ganon nodded and then turned to look intothe impatient eyes of Vaati."So are we leaving now, or what?" He asked with a frown as Ganon nodded again. Yeah. Let's get going." He said and then began shoving Vaati in the direction of his house. "Hey! What do you think you're doing!? I know how to get your house!" Vaati shouted as he pulled out of Ganon's grasp."You've been acting really weird today. Knock it off, it's getting on my nerves!" He said and then began stomping away. Ganon watched him for a moment and then smirked darkly. 'It'll be worth it. After that little twerp is warned properly, nothing will ever get between us again.' He thought and then followed after Vaati.

Majora giggled happily as she sat on the top of one of the desks in the dark empty classroom. "I still can't believe we pulled it off so smoothly! There was no one around to see anything! I think I get why Vaati likes this one so much, though. He's kind of cute!" she said as she looked at the unconscious blonde on the floor. "Pfft. Oh yeah, he's adorable," Vash said sarcastically as he he threw Link a scornful look."too bad we'll have to beat the cute out of him." Cole giggled darkly and pranced over to Link, tugging on a lock of his tousled hair. " I wish we could just get started now…but Byrne said that Ganon wants him awake first." He said and then looked at his silent older brother. "We are simply messengers and for him to get the message, he must be awake." He stated simply as Link suddenly moved on the floor. "Teehee! He's waking up!" Majora said delightfully as the blonde woke up.

*Link's POV*

I groaned as I opened on eye, my frown in its proper place on my face. Hey, when you realized that you lef toyur text book with some pervert and run back to get it, only to be mysteriously knocked unconscious, you'd frown too. 'Okay, I remember the knocked out part...but not the dragged or carried into an empty classroom part...' I thought and then heard a high-pitched giggle penetrate my thinking space.

"So, you're finally awake, Fairy Boy!"

I blinked and then looked up to see a girl with multi-colored hair standing in front of me. "....Who are you?" I asked, noticing how sinister her smile seemed to be with a frown. She giggled again and then smiled. Is it just me, or is this chick just a little too happy? "I'm Majora, and you're Vaati's cute little Fairy Boy!" She said almost too cheerfully. I felt my eye twitch at her comment and also felt the need to shout. "I do not belong to Vaati! And I'm not cute either!" I blurted out and then felt the sensation of what felt like the bottom of someone's boot on the back of my head. "Oh, I agree completely. But you're still a threat to the boss, so we've got to rough you up a bit so that you'll stay away from Vaati." I heard, recognizing the voice at once; it was Vash.

"Okay, but before you rough me up, I think that you should know that I will gladly stay away from Vaati and he's the one the one who always comes looking for me and- OWW!" I shouted as my face met the floor, curtesy of Vash's foot...how I hate this guy. "Enough talk, Fairy Boy! It's time to beat you up now." I heard him say and then I got really nervous; it seemed that there was no stopping them. 'This just can't be happening...it just can't be...' I thought and then felt someone pick me up by the front of my shirt and then punch me in the nose. It began bleeding as I was dropped to the floor and the beating turned merciless. 'Someone...anyone......Vaati...........help me...'

*Vaati's POV*

"You're a goddamn cheater and you know it, Ganon!" I shouted irritably at my tall companion as he defeated me in Swordplay on the Wii for the sixth time in a row. "I don't know what you're talking about, Vaati. I said that anything goes when we started." He said smugly as I glared at him. "But poking me in the side!? You know I'm...sensitive there." I said as the doorbell rang; our pizza was here! Ganon sighed and then gave me a pat on the head. "We'll finish this creative discussion when I get back." He said and then left to answer the door, leaving me to poke around in his room. He trusted me enough to me enough to be left alone in his room, so why not?

I saw his phone on the bed and just for the hell of it, looked through his text messages; what I saw shocked and disturbed me. 'W-what the....?' I thought and then stood up with the phone in my hand as Ganon came back with the pizza box. "Let's dig in! It's good and hot today! Oh...." He said as his smile faded when he saw his phone in my hand. "Ganon, what's the meaning of these messages?" I asked, holding up the phone towards him. "Who was it that Byrne was supposed to be grabbing?"

He bit his lip, set the box down, and then walked over to me. When he placed his hands on my shoulders, that was when I felt it; this terrible vibe that made me flinch and back away. "What did you do...?" I whispered, suddenly remembering a flash of yellow and green go past me when Ganon was babbling idiotically earlier. He sighed again and then began explaining. "Now, Vaati, I don't know how far it's going to go, bu-" "What did you do to him!?" I demanded, interrupting him as he tried calming me down; like HELL that was going to happen! He finally backed away from me, but then tried again. "I didn't do anything! The others-" "Others!? No, no, no! This can't be happening!" I said, the vibe growing stronger. "FUCK MY LIFE! Damnit, Ganon you tell me where they are!" I shouted, watching the pained look on his face. Let's face it, Ganon's never been able to say no to me and as I predicted, he nodded solemly. "...At school in one of the English classrooms..." He muttered and with that, I ran out of his room and out the front door. "Hold on, Link, I'm coming for you!"

Demi: Looks like the bullies have started beating on poor little Link. Will Vaati get there in time to save him?

Chu: Who knows what's running through my mind right now anyway?

Demi: Oh....you three are done staring at the disco ball then?

Mo: Mhm!

Cheez-it: Yep!

Chu: Shiny. Teehee!

Demi: Whatever...

Chu: Oh, and congrats to LitteGreenLover for actually stepping into my mind and figuring out most of how the title coincides with the story. There's no way that I'm giving it away, so the rest of you can suffer endlessly through the rest of the chapters while she gets a special one-of-a-kind drawing of Link and Vaati from me.

Mo: You mean...I have to suffer and wait while she gets a special reward?

Chu and Demi: Yup! Mwahahahahahaha!!! We is evil.

Cheez-it: -staring at the disco ball again- Shiiiiny.