Hello everyone! I am here and I have great news! YAY! As you can plainly see, the place I am currently occupying with my useless body mass has a computer! So I will be posting this chapter and MAYBE, that's a BIG maybe, another chapter. Ok so it's not such a big maybe… knowing me, I'll probably sneak up here enough to write up a chapter or two before I have to go. Just thought you should know that.
Disclaimer: Ahem, I am here to say, no, I will NOT write this disclaimer the same as everyone else. I will stand out! Everyone else has the words I, Do, Not, Own, and Inuyasha somewhere in a consecutive sentence! But not mine so the jokes on you!
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Peasant Girl
Chapter 7 (I think…)
I spy…
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Inuyasha opened the doors to the house, and everyone walked in. Well, of course they did! What did you expect them to do after he opened a door? Stand there and look pretty? Shows what kind of stories YOU people read!
Anyways, getting back on topic, Inuyasha walked in first, actually, you couldn't really call it walking. It was a lot slower so it was more like sulking, but that doesn't sound as good. Oh! And he was growling because there were two little kids stuck on his back that didn't seem to want to let go…
"Get off…" He growled.
"No!" Said Shippo. "You made us leave the park early!"
"Yeah!" Rin agreed. "All because YOU got mad at Lady Kagome!"
"I did not!"
"Did TOO!"
"Did--" Inuyasha smacked his forehead. "Why am I even arguing with you? LOOK AT HER! Does she look mad to you?"
As if on cue, in came Kagome, spinning around, smile on her face and humming some song no one has heard which probably helps prove the fact that she made it up.
"Come on Shippo! Rin!" She sang. "Let's go eat I'm staved! And I need to change!" She stopped spinning for a moment before starting again, in a different direction, most likely towards her room, but she wasn't getting there very well…
"Ahh!" Shippo and Rin screamed as Kagome spun towards them violently. They jumped off and ran towards the kitchen yelling something about 'spinning girls', 'hey', and 'ice cream'.
Kagome stopped right in front of Inuyasha, swaying a little from dizziness, and smiled.
"Thought that would cheer you up!" She said happily.
Inuyasha eyed her for a moment. Something just wasn't right… From that cute smile, right down to her red polka dot flip-flops, which by the way didn't match.
"Something wrong?" She said. Same amount of happiness in her voice as before. THAT was enough to get on someone's nerves…
"Yeah…" He smirked. NO ONE could make Kagome mad like he could. And if he couldn't break her good mood... he wasn't trying hard enough. "Actually," He circled around her, causing her smile to slowly fade away. "I was wondering why you were taking that wolf up on his offer. Just because I called you a beach bunny doesn't mean you need to become one!"
"Aw!" Kagome giggled. (Inuyasha jumped back at this but, that's kinda unimportant) "Are you jealous little Inu?" She giggled again.
After Inuyasha came back to the world of the sane, he felt her forehead. "Jealous? Hardly… I was trying to make you mad to make sure your, well you! But that nitwit Kouga must of brainwashed you to obey his every whim! This is one of his plots!"
Kagome blinked. Then giggled. Then smiled. "Nitwit? Brainwashed? Whim?" She put her hand on his shoulder and looked at him, same smile on her face mind you! "Those are awfully big words for you I-nu-yasha!" She gave him a pat on the shoulder, smiled again, and was off, skipping like an idiot and singing like a moron, to her room.
Inuyasha stared after her. He was… confused, for lack of a better word. Hell, he didn't even know WHAT he was. Kagome, had just done have the things that were on the 'Kagome Will Never Do These Things' list. She giggled. She sang. She spun. She skipped. She smiled AT him. She called him Inu. Where the bloody hell did she get that! Something was up.
And he'd be damned if he didn't find out what.
Kagome continued to skip down the hall. Honestly… she hadn't a clue why she was so happy. Of course, she knew now it was because she freaked Inuyasha out, but before that… nothing happened except Kouga asking her out, and Inuyasha fighting with her, but those things shouldn't make her so happy…
She stopped. Maybe she WAS brainwashed! Something was keeping her in a REALLY good mood but she didn't know what. This was going to drive her crazy. If what ever it was that was making her happy didn't make itself know in the next two minutes, she was going to—
RING! RING! RING!
Telephone? Telephone…. Telephone! Of course! Sesshoumaru was supposed to be calling today! No wonder anything anybody did got her in a bad mood. Well after the whole towel scenario anyway.
Wait a second, Sesshoumaru was on the phone with someone other then her and here she was pondering about her feelings! Which is more important? … Maybe she shouldn't answer that…
She raced down to the kitchen. She vaguely remembered a phone in there. Sure enough… Bingo! Phone ahead! And! Sango… was… on it…
"Sure thing!" She said. "Kagome's right here!" Sango handed the phone over to Kagome, who wasn't hiding the fact that she wanted to talk. She was biting her nails, bouncing up and down and tapping her foot impatiently. If this sound physically impossible, it's not because if you do that, then sing a song, and use one had to rub your belly, you can cure your hiccups! Or pass out…
Kagome spoke shakily "H-hello?"
"Hello Lady Kagome!" Kagome squealed internally. "I trust you are doing well?"
Kagome nodded.
"He can't see you dumbass…" Inuyasha was leaning against the wall watching her.
Kagome glared at him before saying, "Oh! Yes! Yes! I'm fine! Thank you for asking. How are you doing? Is the… anniversary," Oh how she dreaded that word. "Going alright?"
"Oh yes fine quite enjoyable actually."
Kagome sighed. As if he couldn't crush her dreams enough…
"Kagome?" Sesshoumaru's voice snapped her back to attention. "Are you there?"
"Yes! I'm here!"
"Good, just want you to know, I miss seeing you and my brother fight, but right now I need to talk to Rin if you please."
Kagome's mind went crazy. She knew she was looking too far into things, but if you cut off the end of that statement he practically said 'I miss seeing you'. And that was enough for her.
"Yes! I shall get for you her!" She stumbled upon her words making Inuyasha look at her strangely.
"Yo…" He said munching on an apple watching Kagome dance around the kitchen with the phone in her hands saying in a sing-song voice, "Riiiin! Your father would like to talk to you!"
When Rin came in and took the phone from Kagome, she continued dancing, causing several things to happen. I'll warn you now, one of the things Kagome's bad, strange, and somewhat nauseating dance, did was so horrible, The item it mainly effected was to shocked to speak.
That's right. The apple that Inuyasha was eating, was dropped, hidden behind the fridge, and never seen again. As horrible as that is, I have to continue with something that is effecting the two main characters in this story or the rest of this chapter will be nothing but:
And so the apple behind the deep dark fridge…. and waited… and waited…. and waited… and waited…
And that would be it. So lets get on to more interesting stuff.
Kagome continued to dance over to Inuyasha, whom she grabbed, forcing him to dance along with her. (This is what caused that poor, poor, half eaten apple to vanish behind the fridge for all eternity…)
"Girl, What are you—Wha!" Inuyasha tried to knock her back down to reality, Mainly so she would stop swinging him around and singing. Not that he disliked holding her hand nor hearing her sing, but they were heading towards the dining room, which is were Miroku and his conclusion drawing mind happened to be.
Just as he feared, Into the dining room they danced. Stopping the argument Miroku and Sango were having in order to stare at them.
"Miroku?"
"Yes Sango?"
"What's two times two?"
"Five Sango."
"Good. I was about to think this was really happening. So this is either a dream or you're an idiot"
"Sure Sango…. Idiot…"
Inuyasha glared at them. He could dance! It wasn't THAT hard to believe! Well I guess it made it a bit more silly that he was dancing with Kagome who didn't look like she had a care in the world. And… the ever so important factor that there was no music.
"Lady Kagome!" Shippo's voice echoed of the walls of the dining room. "Rin took my notebook!"
"You read mine!"
"Did not!"
"Did TOO!"
"KAGOME!"
Kagome opened her eyes with a quick gasp. 'Oh yeah' she thought. 'I'm supposed to be watching them! Oops!' She giggled at her stupidity.
Inuyasha sighed finally they stopped spinning. He was getting sick. And his apple! What a waste… all because Skippy here had to grab him so damn quick! Well if she thought she could get away with that she—
He thoughts were cut off when he felt something against his cheek. It took him a while to realize that it was Kagome… kissing him?
Even after she skipped off happily to attend to the two children in need like the little saint that she isn't, Inuyasha stood in a daze trying to comprehend what just happened.
Ok, she grabbed him and started dancing idiotically, making him drop his apple and get a little annoyed, Then she brought him into the dinning room to promote further embarrassment in front of Sango and Miroku, then the kids were crying over something, then she kissed him and skipped out.
Now where was the part Kagome fit in there….
"Wow!" Miroku came up beside Inuyasha and patted him on the back. "Congratulations!"
"Wha- wha- what!"
"I don't know what you did to her, but she sure seemed happy!"
"I- I- I- I didn't—"
"I would give my own two hands if just to see my beloved Sango that happy…" Miroku sighed.
Sango stopped being silent and looked at him. "I want that in writing Miroku."
Miroku gave a nervous laugh before heading back to the kitchen leaving Inuyasha with his thoughts.
'That was… weird…' He thought. 'That's it Kagome, I WILL break your good mood of it kills me!'
This is later that night…
Kagome was brushing her hair in front of the mirror. She hadn't come downstairs since she solved that thing with the kids. Turns out, Shippo DID read Rin's notebook which was a bunch of little pictures concerning her and Shippo, which Kagome found quite cute. However as payback, Rin stole Shippo's notebook which had information on her and Inuyasha as well as Sango and Miroku. THAT'S when she realized what she did and ran upstairs never to be heard from for the rest of the night till she got back from her date with Kouga.
She banged her head on the dresser. Her life was over… Someone shoot her now…
She looked at the clock. It was seven… She was supposed to be there a quarter to seven… She had plenty of time to sit there and gather her thoughts… Wait a second…
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"Go fish Uncle Inuyasha!"
"Who invented this—"
"HOLY CRAP! I'M LATE!"
Inuyasha watched in awe as Kagome, dressed for the occasion mind you, ran down the stairs wide eyed and tripping over herself.
"Lady Kagome," Rin began as she watched the older woman search frantically for her long lost coat, which she was wearing by the way. "What are you late for?"
"That date with Kouga Shippo…"
"I'm RIN!"
"Yeah yeah… WHERE IS MY COA- Oh here it is… duh!" She smacked herself for being stupid, said goodbye… again, and was out the door.
Inuyasha growled. If that girl thought tonight would go smoothly after the way she treated him then IGNORED him, she had another thing coming…
Wait, no she didn't… with her gone he would have to take Rin, who cant keep quiet to save her uncle's life. And that was most likely the case.
Unless….
"Hey Shippo, Rin?" He said trying to sound convincing.
They didn't look up from the cards they were holding. It was like a poker table, but the people around it were too young and they had cookies in front of them. Even though they didn't move or make a sound, Inuyasha continued.
"How would you like to play a NEW game…?"
This caught their attention. They looked at him, Rin with excitement, Shippo with something along the lines of, 'better make this quick I'm about to beat her and if this is just a waste of my time I'll find something in your room to blackmail you with later.'
Inuyasha grinned this would be easier then he thought.
"Alright kids, games called 'I spy'…"
Kagome sat down at the table. You cant hear what she's saying to Kouga, but you could clearly see it was something like, 'I'm sorry I'm late!' and thats about all it could be... Kouga waved it off telling her it's no big deal and offered her a drink.
"Look at them..." Inuyasha growled. "They make me sick... He's probably saying something stupid like 'Oh Kagome, you look so good this evening...' blah blah blah ..." He growled again.
"I know Uncle Inuyasha, but she seems to be enjoying it."
"She better NOT be!"
Shippo sighed. He got pulled out of his game for THIS? He was about to win that entire cookie thing too... and now here they were in a fancy restaurant, wearing all black, hiding behind a bush, and listening to Inuyasha complain, and Rin say she's hungry. The least he could have done was fed them before they left. For crying out loud! At the rate Kagome was getting there they could have beaten her there, beat Kouga up, hidden the body and gotten home before she walked through the front door!
Inuyasha growled as he watched as Kouga tried to reach over to her hand to grab it. "Keh," He began. "Like that'll work, that girls more attentive then I am..."
"But uncle Inuyasha she–"
"He won't listen Rin stop trying..." Shippo said trying to find some food on the floor to swipe.
Inuyasha's mouth dropped open when Kouga's hand reached Kagome's and she looked up and smiled. She SMILED? If he did something like that she would ask him if he was feeling alright then when he said he was, she would hit him and lock herself in her room for the rest of the night.
He was so tempted to jump up and beat the crap out of that wolf. The thing that made it WORSE was the fact that he didn't know why the hell it was pissing him off so much! He didn't even use her name! Well, not to her face anyways... He'd drop dead before that happed.
And he was about to...
Because while Inuyasha there was stuck in his own little world Rin was tugging at his sleeve trying to tell him that Shippo was headed right towards Kagome's table.
Oh crap...
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Done!
I know it's a short chapter but I had to hurry up and finish it! Now since this IS such a short chapter, I promise you I will post another in a day or so. So there's something for you to pray over. Have fun!
And now to give out thanks!
Thanks to all my chapter six reviewers! More specifically, Samurai fish, Tashy-chan, Razzy, Yellow Ribeye, inuyashafreak222, Ameris-11, Elena, lil kags, Fanficluv7inu, bravelilsoilder, Xia-chan, Melly roxs, dog demon, PadfootIncarnate, Mis0ka, I hate stupid peepo, inuyashafreek4ever, Boily-girl, and whoever else I missed! Glad I got so many reviews for the chapter I was leaving for all you to ponder what happened next…
Do you know what I meant by that? If you do…. LET ME KNOW! Reviews be nice that they are… and so as always…
Ja ne!
