Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Naruto characters, only the OCs and even then they are based off of real people I know.

School Names:

Tobi – Eric

Konan – Taylor

Deidara – Ben

Sasuke – Liam

Kuwaitized Names:

Hidan – Hibban – Lovers,Beloved One

Itachi – Imtiyaz – Great King

Tobi – Toma - Twin

Deidara – Dayyan – One Who Takes Revenge

Konan – Kiran – Beam Of Light

Kisame – Kiraja – no meaning

Sasuke – Sayeed – Master Happy

Chapter Seven: Any Volunteers?

I woke up at around 9:00 when a bright light flashed and then someone knocked my cellphone off the table.

"Leave me alone. I want to sleep." I said as I used one of the pillows on the bed to hit the person who was sitting next to my bed on the head. I didn't open my eyes and rolled over so that I was now facing away from the person I had just hit with a pillow.

"What the-? How did I end up here." My eyes flew open when I recognized the voice. Kabuto.

"What the hell is Orochimaru's right-hand man and doctor doing in my room?" I shouted as I sat up. My yelling caused Star, who was sleeping by my feet, to wake up and start meowing at being woken up late at night. I guess she's not a night owl either.

Kabuto then stood up and looked around the room. Star sniffed him before she started hissing. After that she jumped off the bed and went out into the living room. I was now fully awake along with the rest of the house. I could hear yelling coming from the living room. Me and Kabuto ran out there. And who should we find being attacked by my favorite kitty-kat is none other than Orochimaru. Well that explains why Kabuto's here.

"Let go off me you stupid cat!" Orochimaru shouted at Star as she had buried her teeth deep in his leg along with her claws.

"Star, sit!" I said. She obeyed. Sometimes I wonder if she is having a personality crisis or if she was just trained by Mr. Johnson to do that. "We don't attack visitors from another world unless they attack us first, no matter how much we want to." I told her. Star meowed and walked back over to me, her claws and teeth stained red. I looked at Orochimaru's leg and saw that Star must have bitten and scratched him pretty badly.

"Where exactly are we?" Kabuto asked as he started working on Orochimaru's wounds. He was now sitting down on one of the couches. The rest of the Naruto visitors were no where to be seen. I guess they decided to stay upstairs rather than come and see who it was that got teleported here this time.

"Your in a place called Kuwait, more specificily, Zahra area." I waited for them to interrupt, say that there is no such place, but they didn't so I continued. "I'm Sammie and this here is Star." I said gesturing to her. Star was standing beside me. "You guys aren't the first to arrive here. But before I go ahead and tell you who else is here, I want to make it clear that you are not, I repeat, NOT to start any ninja battles or whatever as long as you are here in MY world, not yours. The others already know this."

"Sasuke wouldn't happen to be one of the people here, would he?" Kabuto asked. Orochimaru was staying quiet.

"Actually, he is. He arrived a few days before you did. Anyway, in the order that they appeared, the first to come here were Tobi,Deidara,Itachi,Hidan,and Konan. A few days later Kisame showed up. And then Sasuke,and now you. I also really hope that you guys are the last ones coming because we're running out of places for you guys to sleep."

"So some of the Akatsuki are here to..." Orochimaru said. By now Kabuto had finished healing the wounds Star had inflicted.

"There are three others too that are from this world that live here. Well, that are still here. There were more but they aren't here at the moment. My little sister Calen Mae and our friends Panda and Aboss live here to."

"Panda?" Kabuto said.

"Her name's not really Panda,but we call her that because she likes to sleep a lot." I turned around and started walking back towards me and Calen's room. "There's already some pillows and blankets there, you guys can just sleep on the couch. And oh ya" I said turning around to face them "Next time you wake me up in the middle of the night, expect something much worse than being hit on the head with a pillow. Hidan can tell you all about it. Good night." I said and went back to sleep in my room.

The next morning while everyone was eating breakfast and trying to get along (for now at least) Kabuto asked Hidan about what happened to him every time he had to wake me up in the middle of the night for what ever reason. In response, Hidan rolled up his sleeves to show several bite and scratch marks left there by yours truly. "The bitch bites and scratches me every time" Everyone started staring at me.

"What?" I said "I'm not a night person, right Star?" Star meowed in agreement. I continued eating my cereal in silence along with everyone else.

"That cat is a bad influence on you." Itachi commented.

"Shut up Imtiyaz." Star hissed at Orochimaru when he passed by her. "What's wrong with you, Star? I know you don't like him, but I just want to know why." Star rubbed up against me and started purring. By now I had given up trying to take her back to Mr. Johnson. Star will go back when she decides that she's told us everything she needs to.

"So, Calen." I said since no one else was talking, "have you thought of a kuwaitized name for Kabuto or Orochimaru? They're missing out on all the fun." I said with a smirk, having the feeling that she would choose some name for them that the meaning would be very funny in some way. Like with Sasuke's kuwaitized name meaning Master Happy or Hidan's Lovers or Beloved One.

"Kabir and Osama." she said. "Can you hand me the cereal box, Toma?" she addressed Tobi.

"Hm, I'll have to look up the meanings later. Come on,Calen. We have to get ready."

"Get ready for what,un?" Deidara asked.

"Panda and Aboss's family are getting together,and we're going with them." I answered as I stood up. "Oh,but we're not leaving until two O'clock and we might not be back until late at night."

"One of us needs to come with you." Konan stated.

"Alright, well one of you can pose as me and Calen's cousin who's visiting. Any volunteers?"

"Why only one of us?"

"Because we're going to be picking up some of Panda's cousins and taking them to the desert with us, where we are all going to meet. There will only be enough room for one of you. So, who feels like coming out to spend a couple hours in a tent? I also heard there's probably going to be a sand storm later on today. Let's hope we get back here before it starts. Anyway, I'm going to go take a nap and then bake a cake or something to bring with us."

Now, I know I had made it sound like not much fun, but it really is. I just wanted to mess with the ninjas and see who they would send to accompany us. As it turns out, Sasuke ended up being picked to come with us. This is going to be one interesting afternoon.