Hmmmmm i madee it loonngggeerrrr ;). Enjoy! Tell me what you think! I personally like the music and spirit of this chap! hehe! r&r (it seriously makes my day!! plleeeaaaseee??)

Arrocha! Do your stuff!! Haha!

Jazz Hands

There's a lot of things to know about Inuyasha and his friends.

one: They operate as a pack: Chores were done in packs, entertainment in packs, and they definitely did sleeping in packs

two: If you were a morning person, you were hated until at least 12 pm.

three: If you had an unusual hair color, you will get something throw at you if long strands of hair are left around the house

And four: you balanced your candy bar wrapper on the trash if it was too full rather than take it out.

If you had a few of these characteristics, you were welcomed into the "personal cabinet" very well with no problems at all. Thus is why Totosai was not welcomed. The old demon had taken it upon himself to barge into their motel rooms in mid sleep with a yoga gong the size of a large Dominos pizza.

"Rise and shine little ones!" His scratchy voice shouted while clashing the gong with a stick. The irony of his command was the fact that there was no shine at 5:00 a.m.

One by one, each door swung open to hear a symphony of groans. Kikyou, made herself the first one to speak.

"Totosai! The suns not even out yet! Lack of sleep provokes wrinkles!" She wailed while feeling over her sticky sleep face mask; Typical epitome of a stuck up brat. Shippo and Kirara snickered from their door frames.

"You look like The Swamp Thing." The red head chimned ever-so nicely. A shoe grazed his ear seconds later. Totosai shook his head at the level of their maturity.

"You children are so uncultured! It's Hawaii! Come on! Hurry up and get ready! I have a surprise for you guys!"

Miroku perked up.

"Is it women!"

From across the hall, the soft spoken Sanyosho brother rolled his eyes.

"Maybe it's a dentist to fix your over bite." Miroku gasped.

"WHAT! I do not have an over bite!" Inuyasha smirked and began angling his jaw lopsided.

"Hey Miroku! I saw a lot of chipmunks outside. Maybe you'll get lucky tonight!"

"YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN!" He whimpered. As if he were her cub, Sango wrapped her arms around him.

"Aaawwww, you poor baby!"

"Mmmmm I love it when you call me baby-" As usual she grimaced and shoved him away.

"WHAT THE HELL! EW!" Defensively he threw his hands up.

"It was a compliment! And besides! You're wearing my mascara!"

"But make up is made towards the use of women!" He gasped and pointed to his unusually dark lashes.

"IT'S GUY-LINER!! Chicks dig the lashes!!!" No one commented on Miroku's bizarre gravitation towards the infamous "guy-liner". At least he cared for appearance. Totosai could have cared less however.

"Lip stick, curling iron whatever!! Go get ready!!!" He growled impatiently. In a split second, there was pandemonium. It took them at least an hour to get ready. Casual or not, they were still teenagers! It took at least six outfits that didn't look any different from each other, and two or three hair styles that had a few strands modified to get it just right.

After the estimated hour, when the sun began to breach over a few clouds, they all showed up in the lobby ready to go. The old demon grinned from ear to ear seeing them arrive. He excitedly threw his hands up in the air. He cheered as he herded them to the door.

"I hope you guys all brought your party hats!! We're going to a wild party!!" He hadn't realized that they felt embarrassed just by him saying that. Plus, wild parties started at dark, after the sun had come out. Piling on a bus that he had rented, everyone battled for the backseat. It ended up that Inuyasha and his girlfriends of course, had been victorious, leaving the other on the outskirts. They could tell that It would be a long trip just by how much gas Totosai used to turn the vehicle. Going at least 15 miles an hour, they headed down the road loud and horse playing.

A half an hour into their drive, Kirara managed to get the remote to the radio. She shuffled through the tracks, straining her ear to find something good over the noise when she found Will.'s voice pump through the speakers. Somewhere in the back of the bus, Sango's voice cheered.

"Ohh sh*t!! This my song!!" The entire bus agreed in fact, and before the elderly driver could understand what they were talking about, they were standing up singing along and having another intense jam session

"Oh hot dammn! This is my jaaamm!! Keep me partying 'till the a.m.!! Ya'll don't underssttannd! Make me throw my hands in the aayyyerr! Ay-ayer-ayer-ay-ayer!" They screamed while making the vehicle shake violently and throwing their hands up.

Then like a table cloth pulled from underneath them, the music cut. Pissed off, they all groaned and began to complain as Totosai began to speak.

"What is this trash! Is this what you call music," he said with a frown. He turned the radio dial until the sounds of soft pianos began to drift quietly threw the air. "This is what you call music!"

Their faces fell instantly.

"This is Sesshy music!" Shippo whined. The demon threw him a look.

"Its Debussy! And Claire de Lune is kind of nice." He sneered crossing his arms. His brother threw a lingering Twizzler at him smirking.

"Ok Bella Swan. Feh, you and your dumb music."

"At least I don't read Twilight!" Everyone gasped. NO HE DIDN'T!

"Twilight is the best book ever written! " Miroku snapped. Kouga and Ayame but-in showing their wolf pride.

"Yeah!! Team Jacob!!"

"Ew! No! Edward for life!!" Miroku hissed.

/How the Guys got into Twilight…/

Story Time

Miroku, Inuyasha, Shippo and Kouga made their way into the living room to see tears running down Kagome's face with a rather large book in hand.

"What the hell are you crying for!" The hanyou snapped. She turned to him with the dumbest smile on her face.

"He said he loves her and he wants to protect her!!" She sniffled wiping away tears. Kouga snatched the book out her lap.

"Gimme that!" he read over the first page with the three huddling around his shoulders. One page turned into three. Then three turned into five. Pretty soon a small fight broke out.

"Hey don't turn the page yet! I'm on the part with the Ballet studio!" Inuyasha whined. Shippo groaned.

"Hurry up I want to see what happens next!!" Reaching for the book and fighting over it, Kagome pulled the book away.

"Ok, ok! Sit! I'll start from the beginning," she turned to the front of the book as the four sat in silence. "Chapter One…"

Sesshomaru rolled his eyes as they began to argue over sexy sparkly vampires and overly muscular wolves. It lasted another 10 minutes until they reached the parking lot of a plain two story cement building. A nice painted sign hung above the main entrance which was littered with elderly ladies and wheel chairs. Totosai stopped the bus as his guests scanned the environment. Reading the sign silently to themselves, they made more than confused faces.

"Bronte Nursing home: Today is Bingo Blast fun day! Bring your grand kids!"

Kikyou freaked out instantly.

"Eww!! Old people," she shuddered "Don't they like-drool and stuff!!" She questioned while they remained seated. The demon driver ignored her and stood in front of them sternly.

"Now! I invited you here for one reason! Not to play Bingo! But to win!" Rin raised her hand among the silent bus.

"Um, win Bingo you mean? Because Shippo always cheats-"The 14 year old wrinkled his nose.

"I do not-!"

"No!," the old man shouted. "It's to beat….The Glee.." His voice lowered drastically as he stared at a bus parked adjacent to theirs. Plastered on the side of the bus read: "Raymundo's School of Glee and Dance". Inuyasha snickered watching the line of preppy kids files off the bus.

"They look like a bunch of preppy hippies to me!" Totosai shook his head.

"No! Those kids win everything! No matter how good I host Bingo and try to lift the spirits of these kids, I always lose! Now the owner of the nursing home thinks I'm awful at my job!" He growled. Miroku assessed the slim blonde girls with short matching red skirts and pony tails. He grinned.

"I'm sure we can change their mind. We're very friendly aren't we guys?" No one answered, but shoved their way out of the bus....

Oh great...

Inside the room, Totosai began to break them up in larger groups.

"Hmmm! Okay, Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku and Sango is the first group. Kouga, Ayame, Rin and Sesshomaru you're the second. Last, Kikyou, Bankotsu, Kirara, and Shippo is the last." He assessed while moving them to tables of elderly women. They watched as the Glee club kids populated the other half of the oat meal colored room. Each and every one of them wore plastic smiles filled with empty promises.

Group Inuyasha sat with two elderly women and one elderly man. The man, whom they discovered to be Mr. Earnshaw was not as functioning as the other two. Mrs. Crubble-pot was the most talkative, but lacked the ability to listen as well. However, Mrs. Hopkins was a fiery stout woman who didn't listen very well to rules. Armed with a cigarette in hand, she plucked out her breathing tubes and began to drag in clouds of smoke. Sango smiled politely and dealt out the Bingo cards trying her best not to draw attention to the fact that there was no smoking inside (or with breathing tubes rather).

"Ok, so let's take a look at these cards!" She said in an overly sweet voice. Mrs. Crubble-pot squinted her eyes to suggest her bad hearing.

"What did you say honey!" Happy to repeat she opened her mouth to speak.

"I said let's look at-"

"Huh." Slightly frustrated she tried again.

"I said, let's look at these-"

"Speak up." Now she was angry.

"LET'S LOOK AT THESE CARDS!!!!" Her peers threw her looks of caution. Yelling would not solve anything or beat the Club. In an attempt to make things right, Miroku grabbed some markers and chips from the middle of the table.

"How about we write our names on our cards with the markers!" He smiled while passing out the markers. They watched anticipating for Mr. Earnshaw to use it, but to their dismay, he slowly took off his cap and proceeded to put it in his mouth.

"No no no!," Sango squeaked, dragging the sharpie out of his mouth. "Write with it! WRITEEE not EAT." He drooled in response and settled for chewing on the cap instead. The teens sighed and took a deep breath. They weren't the only frustrated ones, Mrs. Hopkins sprinkled her ashes on her card and puffed.

"How do ya' play this stupid game anyways!" She said in a rather loud voice. Kagome smiled. It was her turn. She gestured courteously to the card while explaining what the small grid was.

"You line up 5 pieces in a line and say Bingo! Then you win!" The elderly women looked at the card, then at Kagome.

"Well that's easy," she huffed and began to line up the chips on the grid. "Look! BINGO!!" Inuyasha rolled his eyes in frustration.

"Noooo! He didn't even START yet!" He groaned. She gasped angrily.

"SO HE'S CHEATING!!"

"Noooo!! You have to match the number that he calls out!" The hanyou sighed while rubbing his temples slowly. The old women grunted.

"Well that's stupid!" Mrs. Crubble-Pot giggled.

"You remind me of my son," she smiled while pulling out her purse. She plastered at least 20 tiny pictures on the table. "The year was about 1966…" They all drooped instantly tuning her out.

Oh brother…

Once bingo started, the teens could see why the Glee Club was so dominate in cheering old people up. From their side of the room, they were having a blast! They laughed and told jokes. In fact, one lady laughed so hard that her teeth popped out onto the table. Sango sighed placing a chip on "B3".

"They're having so much fun…they make it look so easy!" Miroku nodded watching Totosai stumble over some instruments left on stage. There was an old drum set with mix-matched parts: a high hat, crash cymbal, and ride cymbal. Three guitars lingered, but no one could distinguish which type they were.

They had played another couple of minutes until they watched as the club stand and begin to cheer. Confused, everyone traced their eyes to the members dressed in red, and watched as they began to sway perkishly to music playing from a stereo. A tall lanky member stood up smiling happily.

"Come on everybody! Sing with us!!" He said with excitement. Totosai's group eyed the Lanky member. It was no other than fish boy. Instead of being armed with a surfboard however, he held a microphone. Grinning all the way, his group began to sing Sweet Caroline.

They found it slightly embarrassing that their own table of elderly were not merely half amused as they were listening to the club members. Inuyasha glared coldly at the surfer singing and making fancy jazz hands. They kept their cool for the first few moments into the performance, but as soon as the shark, flipped the hanyou off while hitting a high note…it was war.

He formulated the plan quickly and began to whisper it to his crew. They all smirked devilishly to themselves steaming in their seats. Once shark was done the entire room clapped with approval at his "talent". Once he went to give the mic back to Totosai however, a clawed hand managed to get a hold of it.

"Let me show you how to use this pal." The silver hair male smirked. Sharky's face tightened, but he passed up the mic without any further question. Their host nearly panicked as he watched his guests begin to climb on stage and help themselves to the lingering instruments.

"What are you guys doing!!!" He whispered harshly while standing stage left. Kouga blew some dust off the snare drum.

"Performing." He shrugged. Before the old man could protest the hanyou put the mic to his lips.

"Now I'm sure you guys know this song," he began. His group circled around him, instruments ready. "This is a bit of a rattle snake…"

Totosai clenched his ears for disgrace, until the riffs and cords of a classic song came to his ear. Sesshomaru's fingers strummed and plucked over the strings skillfully as Sango and Miroku strummed themselves. He gasped as the voice came out…

"Para bailar La Bamba!
Para bailar La Bamba!
Se necessita una poca de gracia!

[Old as they were, the elderly crowd could not hold back cheering for the silver haired half demon swaying his hips fiery. Inuyasha, was not supposed to do such things!]

Una poca de gracia
Para mi, para ti, ay arriba, ay arriba
Ay, arriba arriba!
Por ti sere, por ti sere, por ti sereeee

[Kouga drummed along the dusty set keeping up with the sounds of the hanyou]

Yo no soy marinero!
Yo no soy marinero, soy capitán!
Soy capitan, soy capitán!

[Staring out into the crowd and moving his hips in ways that made old ladies blush, he threw them winks here and there]

Baaamba, bamba
Baaaamba, bamba
Baaaaamba, bamba, bam

Para bailar La Bamba
Para bailar La Bamba
Se necessita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia
Para mi, para ti, ay arriba, ay arriba

[Sesshomaru's fingers once again graced as lead guitar. His solo was beyond words to the host watching from offstage. The hanyou smirked .]

Come on! On your feet!! Let's go!!

[Jumping off the stage and into the crowd, he pulled up anyone who looked able to move just a little and twirled them rhythmically while still singing. One old women who seemed to take fun in foolishly trying to move her waist like him laughed like crazy as the crowd began to dance. The club silently remained in their seats, until the singer made his way over to them. He pulled out a shy looking girl stricken with braces and cha-cha'ed with her. ]

Para bailar La Bamba!
Para bailar La Bamba!
Se necessita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia

[Soon everyone joined in singing and swayed their hands back and forth. From their seat, Kikyou and Bankotsu retained their desire to tap their feet}

Para mi, para ti, ay arriba, ay arriba
Ay, arriba arriba
Por ti sere, por ti sere, por ti sere

[He swayed his hips a little more as the elderly group laughed and danced]

Bamba, bamba
Baaaamba, bambaaa
Bamba, bamba, bam!!"

Totosai nearly wet himself. They danced! They cheered! He finally could see them enjoy Bingo! Setting the mic back into its stand, they bowed and high fived each other proudly.

"Nicccee Yaassh!" Kagome giggled. He smirked once more.

"I got tricks and charisma. Big deal." Kirara however poked at his hip bone and snickered.

"Hey Yash! Your hips don't lie!" He crossed his arms.

"Don't start Lala-" Could she resist? NOPE! She started way before he had time.

"I'mmm on tonight! My hips don't lie and I'm ready to fe-"

"Stttopp!"

Making their way back to their seats, the club remained silent. Their faces sunk.

…Not so happy anymore…

What you think with our hip moving hanyou!! (Inuyasha of all people!!) tell me what you think!! Stay tuned for the nexy chapter!! Nighty night/ morning!!! idk!!!