An idea from one of my friends that I switched up a bit! Hope you like it!
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"What. Do. You. Want."
"Good evening sir, my name is Danika Trewel and I'm calling on behalf of Fanfiction. We're doing a survey on what people think of Hermione Granger if she had been paired up with a woman instead of Ronald Weasley. Are you 18 or older?"
"I'm older but -"
"What are your thoughts on the pairing of Bellatrix Lestrange and Hermione Granger?"
"Well... If you like the bonding type of relationships then it wouldn't be that bad. I remember one day when Bellatrix needed my help to tie up one of the men for her. It was quite disturbing."
"And... What about Cho Chang and Hermione?"
"That would be more like the passionate type of relationship."
"And... Ginevra Weasley and Hermione?"
"Now that would be interesting. From what I know Miss Weasley is a very passionate woman who never backs down and Miss Granger would probably be the pillar of the relationship. Not to mention that they're friends right now, so... It would probably work."
"Ok... What about Luna Lovegood and Hermione?"
"Even if Luna is a little batty she is quite bright. I've never gotten an essay from her that didn't deserve an E. I think that they would complement each other very well."
"And what about Minerva McGonagall with Hermione?"
"Give me a minute... *Snape yelling in the background* Hey Minerva! If you and Hermione Granger were in a relationship, what kind of relationship would it be? *speaking in the receiver* I'm sorry but I have to hang up before she kills me."
"Sir?"
*click*