Alright, I just wanna know, was anyone else havin' issues the other day? I couldn't get onto my account page and I was like "NO! How am I supposed to update?!" I was very sad that day, but the next day, it started up and I saw that I had 21 reviews, but when I went to read the 21st review, I only saw 20. I was gettin' a lil ticked off. here it was my bf that reviewed (thanks by the way hehe ^v^) and he told me it didn't show up, but then the next day it was up as you can see. I also reviewed for Topkicker26's story, and I checked to see if it went through since it wasn't working for me, but it never showed up on her review thing until a couple days later. So, I don't know if this is just me it happened to. let me know, cuz I wanna know if FF has it out for me or something :P
So since its all workin' now, we get to see the mayhem that is bound to happen as Kitt and Stacy meet the AUTOBOTS! woo! its about time, huh? I would have been quicker about this, but my puppy got stung by bees and I was worried about her cuz those suckers were BIG! but she's OK now so its good!
Disclaimer: umm.... I own a cellphone named Sam?(ironic, huh?) but not TF!
" 'bot com-link "
"Songs"
And awayyyy we GO!
Through Bumblebee's Eyes...Optics...you know what I mean!
I was relieved to have the Autobots come to my aid, although, it wasn't like I needed their help. I had the situation completely under control. My face being smashed to the dirt and having Barricade's blades right above my head was all apart of my amazing plan...that I had yet to up with. Whatever! Its all good now.
I came out of my thoughts and watched as Optimus Prime made his was out of the dense forest and into the clearing. Okay, did he really have to put on the macho leader act? He was intimidating enough with his insane height and massive frame. I could see that the girls were scared enough as it is, he didn't have to make it worse. The girls eyes were as big as my hubcaps as they watched Prime clear the trees and step into the clearing. Jazz must have noticed this too, because I heard him snicker from his place behind the girls. I turned to glare at him, which seemed to only make him laugh more. I opened up a private com-link to him.
"Jazz, I wouldn't be laughing if I were you. Your half the reason the girls are so scared."
"Whatta ya takin' 'bout, Bug?"
"Don't play stupid, I heard Kitt's scream coming from near your energy signature. What did you do to her?"
"Hey, I did nothin' to yo gurl! I was jus' standin' there waitin' to get tha' 'lil aft of 'Cades and she come screamin' 'er head off! Damn, that was funny."
"How would you like to be in their situation?"
"Hell, if I was 'em, I'd be thinkin' that that silva mech behind us is ffffiiiiinnnnneeeeee!"
I rolled my optics, but took them away from Jazz and towards Optimus who now stood before us. Blue optics assesed the girls before him and then he crouched down to their level and began his big leader speech.
"I am Opti-"
SMACK!
You do not know how hard it was to keep from falling over and laughing my aft off as Stacy slapped Optimus across the face plate! I have to hand it to her, not many humans would have the guts to slap a robot of Optimus' size!
"GETAWAYYOUPIECESOFTINCANS!!!" Stacy screamed. Is it sad to say that I'm starting to understand her when she talks like that? Both Stacy and Kitt started flailing their arms, running around in circles, and screaming.
I did my best to compose myself to look back to Optimus (Jazz and Ironhide didn't even try and just let their laughter loose). Slag, the look on Optimus' face didn't help my composer as he looked like a surprised, kicked puppy. It then turned into a glare as he turned to me.
"Bumblebee, control your humans." He ordered.
Control them? How the Pit am I supposed to do that? Hmm, I guess I have to use my charming good looks and sparkleling personality. Well, here it goes...
"Chill out. Whatcha yellin' for?"
I played on my radio and stepped forward; the girls stopped for a moment, most likely curious to what I was doing. I calmly put my hands up in the air, meant as a sign of peace and that I wouldn't bring them any harm.
Too bad they didn't seem to catch on to that.
"HE'SGETTINGOUTHISGUNS!!!WEGONNADIE!!"
Both the girls screamed louder than before and assumed there running in circles.
Grrr....Stacy and her big mouth! Even Kitt seemed to completely lose her mind as she and her friend ran around like a bunch of poultry with their heads cut off. I would just reach down and grab them, but they were moving too fast which would make it easy to accidentally hurt them.
I made quiet 'shh-ing' noises, doing anything just to calm them down. Didn't work. Slag! What did I have to do?
Just then, my sensors picked up a vehicle coming down the road way that we had come down not long before. My optics widened and then I grinned. Just what I needed to get the girls, well, mostly Kitt, to calm down.
I did a quick scan of the vehicle, grateful in the fact that it was my favorite color-scheme, and then transformed.
At the sound of my transformation, Kitt glanced over at me (Stacy still continued her crazed screaming and running) and she immediately slid to a stop, her eyes wide. Haha. I knew it would work. Her eyes started to sparkle as she looked over my new disguise. Pit, if I were her, I'd be staring too! No longer was my paint dull, scraped, and rusted. It now shined with a radiance that put this planet's sun to shame. With this bright, bold color, black stripes adorning my hood and rear helped keep the color from being to blinding to ones eyes. My new disguise showed power and durability with its large frame. I'd like to see Stacy call me a "tin can" now!
Through Kitt's Eyes
Eeeeeeeeeee!! I cannot believe it! A 2010 golden yellow Camaro with black stripes is sitting right in front of me! You know, its to bad its a robot though......oh, yeah... robots.
While trapped in my short-lived fantasy, I didn't even notice that the Camaro had transformed back into its robot form. Realising this too late, I made a feeble attempt to escape, but was quickly snatched up from the ground.
"LETMEGOLETMEGOLETMEGO!" I screamed frantically. I hate heights!
The robot made 'shh-ing' noises which caused me to open my eyes and look up to its face.
A small smile crept it's way onto my face. The robot stared back at me with bright light blue eye thingies; its head was tilted in that fashion you usually see on a confused dog.
Just then, something made a twang noise off the robots head. I looked down and saw the acorn hit the ground.
"PUTMYFRIENDDOWN!YOUOVERGROWNTOASTER!" More acorns followed the first. Seriously, Stace has got to pick a new source of ammo. The acorns just ain't cuttin' it against giant robots.
"Ironhide, restrain the other female." The giant, red and blue flamed robot ordered the black one.
Stacy was to focused on impaling my car with acorns to notice that the robot (that I'm guessing is named Ironhide) was moving towards here.
"If I get a virus from this pest, I blame you, Prime." he mumbled.
He grabbed Stace from the ground and did his best to restrain her as she wiggled around like a fish. My mind started to come out of its 'lil stupor and let me think a bit more clearly. These robots didn't seem to be very harmful (although the one holding Stace looked like he was about to throw her through a tree) like the cop robot who lay with its body ripped apart who tried to attack me before. Okay, I know this is stupid and might just get me and Stace killed, but maybe we should just see what these robots want....yes, very stupid, but here it goes anyway.
"Stace! Chill out! Let's just see what they want..." I offered.
"Chill out?! ROBOTS! Giant ROBOTS are surrounding us and you want me to CHILL OUT!?" She hollered back.
I sighed. Hmm, maybe I can convince her that maybe they wont kill us...even if I'm not too sure they wont.
I turned to the new, brightly yellow one.
"Umm...excuse me...um...I'm sorry, I... didn't catch your name." Hey, why not be polite to the robot that might kill you?
"Sweet Little Bumblebee" he sang through his radio.
"Oh, well that's...cute. Better than Yellow Jacket, huh?" I blushed. Dang, I knew I shoulda named my car Bumblebee!
It made a face that looked like a smile and nodded.
"So, ah, Bumblebee, could you put me down, please? I promise not to run away." I made my famous puppy-dog face that no one could resist. Hopefully it works on robots too.
He seemed to cave and gently placed me back down to the forest floor. i smiled back up at him, then turned to Ironhide still struggling with Stace. Yeah, he looker like he was about to blast her with those canon things on his arms and shoulders. I guess I should interfere before I have to scrape Stace off a tree with a spatula, huh?
"Cool it, Stace! See? He set me down. They're okay!" God, I hope I'm right on this!
She looked at me as if I was crazy, but turned to Ironhide.
"Put me down, ya bucket-a-bolts. I wont run either." And surprisingly, she didn't. She merely crossed her arms, trudged over to stand next to me, and 'hmfed'.
We both turned to the sound of one of the robots walking towards us. The large, flamed one stopped just a few feet from us.....okay, I may be putting on this 'lil front that says, "I'm cool with being surrounded by giant robots", but this guy is seriously makin' me want to go back to my original running and screaming. No, I gotta be brave. Just stay still, Kitt, and listen to what he has to say.
"Are you finished?" The robot asked.
Stace and I looked at each other.
"Yeah, I think we got it all out of systems now." I said.
"You may proceed." Stace added, motioning with her hand for him to do so.
"Good. Now where was I... Oh, yes," he cleared his throat...well, that's what it sounded like.
"I am Optimus Prime. We are Autonomous Robotic Organisms from the planet, Cybertron." He explained.
"But you may call us Autobots for short." The neon yellow robot pitched in.
"So, do the rest of you have names? I only caught a few." I asked. I'm sure they didn't all want to be called "Neon Guy" and "Silver Guy".
"Yes, I believe introductions are in order."
He gestured his hand towards the black robot.
"This here is Ironhide, our Weapon Specialist." Ironhide merely looked away with his arms folded over his chest and grunted at us. Jeez, him and Stace should hang out. They act just like each other. Next Optimus introduced the neon yellow robot.
"And here we have Ratchet. He is our medical officer."
"The females' bodies are still producing adrenaline. I believe they are still frightened of us." Ratchet said, looking at some sort of scanner on his arm.
Dude, of course I'm still a 'lil scared! You don't see giant alien robots ever day! Optimus ignored Ratchet's remark and continued.
"Behind you is my second in comand, Jazz."
We turned around to see the silver bot give a smile.
"What's crakin' 'lil bitches?" he said.
"Oh, you did NOT just call me a bitch!" Stace snapped, doin' that 'lil 'z' snap thing with her fingers.
Jazz only laughed replying with, "Ha! I like this gurl! She got spunk!"
"And you both have already met your guardian, Bumblebee." Optimus introduced the bouncy yellow bot to us.
"Check on the rep, yup, second to none!"
He did this 'lil jabbing things with his fists. It was adorable!
"Why are you guys here, anyway?" Stacy asked as I turned away from Bumblebee.
"We came here looking for the Allspark. It is the giver of life on our planet." Optimus informed.
"And you think its here?" I asked.
"We are quite positive it is. It was Bumblebee's mission seek it out and inform us of its whereabouts." he said.
I nodded my head in understanding. Well, this is great. We have a robot alien baby-maker here on planet Earth. Woo hoo!
"It is important that we reach the Allspark before the Decepticons do."
"The Decepti-what?" Stace asked.
"The Decepticons. They are violent beings of our kind led by Megatron who wish to use the Cube's power for evil and destruction." Ironhide informed us.
Well, that sucks.
"How do you plan on finding this Allspark thing anyway?"
"There are co-ordinates imprinted on Archibald Zell's glasses. They are the key to finding the Allspark."
"My great-great grandfather?" Whoa.
"You are Kassandra Lynn, am I correct?" Optimus asked.
"Yeah."
"Then yes."
"Well, then how'd you know about the glasses?" Seriously, they may be cool to me, but they're junk.
"Ebay."
Oh, right! Ebay! Of course! Silly me, how could I forget Ebay!
"I'm gonna kill Lance." I growled out. Optimus looked at me slightly confused, so I decided to enlighten him.
"Lance is my brother. He must of stolen the glasses from my room and put the on Ebay."
Optimus nodded.
"Please, take us to your home so we may retrieve the glasses." He asked.
"Gotcha." Good thing mom and dad went out tonight with my aunt and uncle. I don't think they'd appreciate robots in our yard.
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It turns out, we weren't to far from my house. I guess when your screaming for your life, you tend to not notice these things. So, of course, I rode with Bumblebee to my house (hello! 2010 Camaro? No way am I givin' up this chance!), but oddly enough, Stace hitched a ride with Ironhide. I thought he would have been the last one for her to ride with, but hey, the girl throws acorns, would you ever expect her to do the obvious?
We pulled into my driveway and I saw Luke and Bo sitting in the driveway peacefully. My aunt and uncle most likley picked them up, giving no reason for them to take Luke. Lance must be inside pasted out on the coach or something.
We got to the house and I stepped out of the Camaro and saw Stace do the same with the Topick. I had found out the other Autobots vehicle forms once they transformed to leave for my house.
Ironhide was a large black GMC Topick that fit his personality perfectly. Ratchet was a neon yellow H2 Ambulence Hummer, while Jazz was a sleek silver Pontiac Solstice. Optimus Prime's vehicle for was the most impressive out of all of them (besides Bumblebee of course). He was a large red rig with blue flames.
I watched as they transformed once again and stood in my front yard. My eyes widened in fear as Ironhide transformed right next to my family's vehicles.
"Ironhide! Watch it! Your gonna hit Bo and Luke!" I yelled.
He finished, just barely missing Bo's right back fender.
"Who cares about some pathetic slag heaps you consider vehicles? Just go and find those glasses human!" He snarled at me.
"Ironhide!" Optimus scolded.
That's it! I've had enough of his grumpy attitude!
"Listen hear, ya overgrowm calculator! No one messes with my family's trucks!" I fumed back.
"What was that, Fleshy?" There was whirring as he spun out his cannons and charged them up, amied right for me! Oh, snap. I really shouldn't have insulted the Weapons Specialist!
I cringed back in fear, but all of a sudden, there was more noise of gears shifting and connecting. I quickly looked to the Autobots, they were all transformed, but their optics (Optimus finally told me what the were) were trained on Ironhide.
"You touch one hair on 'er head and I'll blow ya ta freakin' China!" A new, southern voice drawled out angrily. Another black cannon was pressed to Ironhide's head.
"You 'eard him! That goes fer you rust buckets, too!" This voice was also southern and came from a raised burgandy canon, aimed at the other Autobots looking on in shock.
Oh.
Snap.
AAAAAAAA!!MAJOR CLIFFY!!!! You guys have no idea how bad I wanted to write this chapter!!I can't wait to start the next! haha Stacy was definitely not quiet in this chapter, was she? well, the girl likes to speak her mind! I'm so sorry this took so long, but I had my biggest case writer's block so far! I knew where I wanted to go, but had trouble gettin' there. you peeps better love me! I stayed up till almost 3 in the morning tryin' to get this out! I was so tired I even forgot Kitt's brother's name and her middle name! ya it was bad! Thankfully, Traverstang (bf) was there to help me out ^v^ also please excuse some mistakes I might have made for now. I'll fix 'em later.
Songs:
Complicated- Avril Lavigne
Sweet Little Bumblebee- Bambi (fav song! ^v^)
Second to None- Style of Beyond (I'm pretty sure thats right...)
Next chap will be soon...hopefully. sorry I'm a bit busy, but I'll try super hard! Please Review! Your reviews help me type faster!!
Peace out, homedogs!