1 Chocolate
"No, no, NOPE, noand...NO!" Usagi answered a desperate Mamoru, not even bothering to look up from the Sailor V game she was throwing all of her concentration into.
"You should have realised how much your jacket meant to you BEFORE you locked me in your closet AND made me fail my math's assignment. I'm not giving it back ever ever ever!" Hitching up the sleeves on her green jacket for better hand movement she threw herself back into the game.
"POW! POW! DIE EVIL VILLAIN! MUAHHAHA"
Mamoru clenched his fists and ground his teeth in frustration.
"ODANG... I mean sweet, sweet Usagi," He smiled stiffly, forcing his voice to sound as honeyed and kind as possible remembering that mean and angry Mamoru hadn't worked too well previously.
"Usako my most lovely, most precious, funniest, prettiest..."
"Shut up. No. - BANG! GOT YOU SUCKERRR "
"We could do a trade? Maybe? Please..?" Begging.
"Nope. Not for anything"
"But..."
"No"
Now, grasping at straws, Mamoru decided it was time to unveil his hidden weapon. He was hoping it wouldn't come to this. Against this, Usagi truly had no chance. Reaching into the small bag he had brought with him, he pulled out a bunny. Not a white fluffy bunny. No. this bunny wasn't even alive. What he pulled out was much better.
Pure sugared gold. Yes, chocolate. One kilo of pure, solid, chocolate bunny.
The instant Usagi's eyes caught site of what Mamoru was holding, she shrugged the jacket off and thrust it in his direction, who snatched it close to his chest before tossing the rabbit to Usagi. Slipping into his jacket, tears pricked the backs of his eyes. He was home.
Taking in a deep breath, he savoured the almost forgotten smell of the blended cotton and polyester underneath his nose once again.
"Pleasure doing business" he choked, shooting a glance at Usagi, whose mouth was already too full of dribbling chocolate to mumble a reply.
Making his way to the exit he caught a glimpse of himself in a reflective window and stopped to check himself out in his jacket once again.
Damn, it looks good on me, Mamoru thought smuglybut dammit, it looked better on her.