Chapter 7:

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Legolas woke up slowly to the sound of soft music. That is, it was to him. In truth it was a saxophone, tuba, trumpet, french horn, and a dwarf singing loudly and majestically on the wrong key, blaring in his ear.

He opened his eyes, he saw majestic flowers, majestic ribbons, majestic benches filled with majestic dwarves, and…. Wait, dwarves?

"Well at least I'm not tied to a tree," he thought.

He tried to move only to realize he was tied to a tree.

"Well at least my mouth isn't tied up in a handkerchief."

He tried to yell for help, but his mouth was tied up in a handkerchief.

"Oh, why do I have to be so good at being positive in desperate times." He growled un-majestically. "Wait is this a MAJESTIC wedding? Awwwwww, it IS a majestic wedding! He smiled in the goofy way that people who are happy for other people do. Then he paused and frowned. Wait, who's majestic wedding?"

Suddenly a trying-to-be-majestic dark haired, grisly-chinned, hideous dwarf started walking down the majestic aisle with a more-successful-at-being-majestic blonde haired, badly-bearded-chinned dwarf beside him. The blonde one had majestic knives and majestic weapons sticking out all over him. He was carrying a ring on a "pillow" (a rolled up coat). At the end of the aisle, a majestic "big" dwarf with braids all over him and a majestic, proud smile was beaming at the almost-majestic dwarves advancing on him. As they neared the end of the aisle, Tauriel appeared at the other end, not-majestically dressed all in white and with her hands apparently tied around a majestic bouquet of roses. A huge, redneck dwarf wearing a Harley Davidson jacket and with tattoos all over his head was forcibly dragging her down the majestic aisle.

When she got to end of the aisle, the actually-majestic "big" dwarf tore the bouquet out of her hands and pushed her hands into the grisly dwarf's hands.

Then he majestically boomed, "Kili, Thorinnephew, do you take Tauriel, Silvanelf to be your dwarfully wedded wife?"

Kili was beaming un-majestically now.

"I do."

Feverishly, Legolas tried to free himself. He had to rescue Tauriel!

The majestic dwarf spoke again.

"Tauriel, Silvanelf, do you take Kili, Thorinnephew to be your elfully wedded husband?"

Legolas was having trouble freeing his hands because of all the overwhelming majestic-ness. He finally freed his hands and jerked the handkerchief off of his mouth. He tried to fabulously leap forward, only to find that his feet were still bound. He bent to undo them. But before he could, Tauriel spoke.

"I don't," she said, fabulously tossing her head.

"Hurrah!" shouted Legolas. Everyone majestically looked at him (Except Tauriel. She was fabulous).

Uh-oh, he thought. Immediately all the dwarves majestically (or not so majestically as the case may be) leapt up and started attacking him.

Over their heads, Legolas saw the sort-of-majestic weaponed dwarf taking out a knife and holding it to Tauriel's throat.

"Hang on, Tauriel!" he shouted heroically. "I'm coming to save you!"

Then he was overpowered by the dwarves and felt himself being majestically dragged down to the ground.

Then a miracle happened: Legolas fabulously won the fight!

Very proud of himself, he looked around, ready to leap to Tauriel's aid.

At the far end of the aisle, Rumil was carrying her away, and she was hugging him, whispering in his ear. Thorin, Fili, and Kili lay in a majestic heap at the other end of the aisle.

Frantically, Legolas began running after the duo.

"Tauriel!" he cried, "Don't leeeeave me here alooooone!"

The two started walking off into the sunset holding hands. In an attempt to follow them, Legolas (still stumbling from side to side and unable to see clearly) tumbled over a cliff towards a rocky streambed below. As he fell, he let out a long sigh, closed his eyes and murmured,

"This has been the very, Very, VERY best day of my entire life."

TBC