A/N: New chapter.
Warning: RACHEL bashing ;)
Though Kurt hated leaving Lukas, he enjoyed going back to school, and luckily for him, he lost all the baby fat already, so he didn't have to worry about people picking on his 'chubbiness'. He had missed his friends, teachers, and most of all Glee club. Quinn had already gotten her spot back on the Cheerios, but Kurt wasn't sure he wanted to do that anymore. That would mean more time away from Lukas. His dad needed to work, and there was no way he was going to ask Noah to quit football. He didn't mind giving up Cheerios, though.
It had been two weeks since Kurt and Puck went back to school. Since they were singing RENT for Glee Kurt had made Puck watch the movie everyday for a week. The jock had the song memorized.
"Again, Kurt?" Puck pleaded With Kurt.
"Yes! Lukas and I love this movie" He smirked, pointing to the sleeping baby.
"Only if you do the dance!" Puck smirked, Kurt giggled.
"Of course" He smiled at the older boy. "But not a moment sooner" He pointed and smirked.
"Fine" Puck, defeated, hit the play button. Kurt smirked and sat down next to his boyfriend, kissing the other boy's cheek.
Eventually it got to Kurt's favorite part and the song he was going to do for Glee.
"Dance!" Puck crossed his arms and waited for Kurt to start. The pale boy blushed lightly and smiled, getting up and walking behind the couch.
"What's the time? Well it's gotta be close to midnight. My body's talking to me. It says, "Time for danger." It says, "I wanna commit a crime. Wanna be the cause of a fight"
Kurt started dancing, running his hands down Puck's chest as he sang.
"I want to go out tonight"
He sang
"So let's find a bar, so dark we forget who we are"
Kurt threw a leg over the couch.
"I wanna go out tonight. Uh uh ow yeah!"
He climbed over the back of the couch, pushing a hand against Puck's chest.
"Please take me…out tonight!"
He smirked kissing the other boy quickly, he knew the other boy couldn't resist when he used that voice. That voice is why they have Lukas. He would have loved to continue, but the doctor told him to wait at least four weeks. They were only at two.
"Noah, you know I hate doing this. But we have to stop" Kurt said threw a gasp as the tan boy sucked on his neck.
"I know, I'm just playing" Puck pouted.
"I know, but if you really don't stop, the playing will be over and you will have one very hormonal sex crazed, baby daddy. I don't think you want that when we can't do anything," Kurt said pushing against the other boy's chest again.
"Sorry" He shrugged and smirked, knowing the tan boy was more turned on then him, at the moment.
"No your not," Puck pouted stalking off to the bathroom. Kurt smirked, knowing what the other boy was going to do, he's been doing the same thing for almost two weeks and a half.
Kurt paused the movie, following Puck. He closed the door, leaving it open a crack, so they could still hear Lukas. With his dad working after school and Carole not coming home until later, he wouldn't have to worry about getting caught.
When Puck gave him a confused looked he just shook his head on got on his knees, in front of the other boy. After helping the other boy get off, Kurt pushed him against the wall.
"Now stop teasing me, before we can finish!" He smirked, walking out of the bathroom, leaving a very satisfied Puck behind him.
Glee rehearsals soon became every night. Regionals were fast approaching and the club was practicing as hard as they could. This resulted in Kurt, or Puck, picking up Lukas. The little boy didn't mind the attention, or singing, at all. He was used to it at home. Every Friday Quinn would bring in Danielle. Mr. Shuester loved having the babies. Since he didn't have one of his own, he gave Lukas and Danielle all his attention.
"Mr. Shue!" Kurt said throwing down his book bag. It was Puck's day too pick up Lukas, and while he was walking back in to the school, what he witnessed shocked him.
"Rachel is a, freakin', backstabber!"
"Kurt!" Rachel yelled running into the room.
"She is dating Jesse St-"
Rachel put her hand over his mouth, much to his dismay.
"As Kurt has so rudely yelled, I am indeed going out with Jesse St. James."
"Might I add, the lead singer for Vocal Adrenaline" Kurt said pushing her hand away and sitting down in his seat, next to Mercedes and Quinn. Santana looked like she wanted to hit Rachel, and most the boys couldn't believe her. Kurt was sitting in his natural bitch stance. Legs crossed, elbow on the top of the chair, looking over at Rachel threw narrowed eyes.
"Mr. Shue, I can't believe she would do this too us, weeks before Regionals." Quinn said shaking her head.
"I think we should kick her out" Finn said shrugging.
"As do I!" Kurt said raising his hand, along with almost everyone els.
Rachel pouted and stomped her foot.
"If this is what you want then fine"
"Rachel, this isn't fair to the rest of the club"
"Wait, we can't push her out, at least not yet. She knows the routine, songs, and order. How do we know she won't turn around and tell them?" Kurt said, crossing his arms.
"Thank you, Kurt" Rachel smiled.
"Don't thank me, Berry. I'm doing this for everyone in Glee club, because for some of us, this is the only thing we have at this school. You, especially, should know this." Kurt said turning his attention back to Mercedes and Tina. He looked out of the corner of his eyes and smirked when he saw the girl in an awkward stance. It was finally sinking in.
"Why is that Vocal Adrenaline kid out in front of the school?" Puck asked, pushing past Rachel.
"Because, Rachel, thinks it would be fun to ruin everyone's hopes of winning this year of Regionals." Kurt said standing up and making his way to his son and boyfriend. He grabbed the carseat and took it back to his seat. He smiled getting Lukas out, the little boy was looking around and smiling at Mercedes' cooing.
"Come here little white boy" She smiled. Kurt giggled, he loved his best friend, she was so goofy sometimes.
"So why do I get a slushie to the face now?" Chelsi asked, throwing her own bag down as she entered the room.
"Mr. Shue, you take care of the Rachel thing," Kurt said pointing to Rachel and making a disgusted face. "Were going to go take care of Chelsi. When we get back, it'll be time for practice, okay?" Kurt said nodding his head and, after grabbing Lukas, headed to the bathroom with the girls in tow.
"I am so tired of this slushying thing. I didn't even know this way of torture existed until I switched schools," Chelsi sighed leaning her head back against the sink as the girls cleaned her hair.
"None of us did 'til we hit high school and Puck started slushying people, so your brother is too blame" Kurt shrugged as he stood off too the side holding Lukas.
"So why are you in here?" Santana asked, she was still a little sore about Puck choosing Kurt over her.
"Because I'd rather not see my son threw bars." Kurt said raising an eyebrow at her. Everyone could feel the tension between them, but they knew neither would act upon it.
"Well I don't mind knockin' the bitch out" Santana rolled her eyes, she was tired of Rachel babbling on.
"You know the only reason she has to go out with Jesse is because nobody here wants her. After Finn picked Quinn, then she tried to get with Puck. By the way, Hummel, that night at the bar that wasn't me. I was at Brittany's house, just ask her and her mom. So that means it had too be Berry" Santana said looking down at her feet.
"What?" Kurt yelled suddenly pissed off. He handed Lukas too Santana, since he had no reason to be mad at her. She looked awkwardly at Quinn asking, silently, what to do. Quinn smiled and showed her how too hold him.
"Kurt wait!" Mercedes eyes were wide as she ran after the boy. He had stomped out of the bathroom.
"You home wrecker!" He yelled being held back by Puck and Finn. He was glaring at Rachel.
"What did I do?" She asked surprised. Making a move on Puck had been so long ago she forgot about it.
"If I ever see you look at my boyfriend again I will kill you!" He yelled.
"What's going on?" Shuester asked coming out of his office.
"I want her gone, Shuester. Right now!" Kurt yelled. Rachel looked confused still looking to Puck and Finn. Kurt started pushing harder breaking threw Finn's arms, almost getting out of Puck's, but the tan boy had wrapped his arms around Kurt's waist, turning the boy away from Rachel. Kurt saw Mercedes in the doorway holding in her giggles. Kurt smirked at her, even when he was made he bestfriend could get a smiled out of him.
"Babe, where's Lukas?" Puck asked trying to calm the shorter boy down.
"With Santana and Quinn" Kurt said still fighting against his boyfriend. He has never wanted to punch a girl so much in his life.
"Why is he with her!" Puck said getting a little angry himself.
"Because she's not the one that tried to steal you from me, it was that whore over there!" Kurt said, getting his second wind and escaping from the football player's grip. By now, the girls were back and enjoying watching Kurt trying to beat the crap out of Rachel.
"I don't know what you're talking about Kurt." She said in mock-innocents. If it weren't for Mike Chang, Mr. Shue, Finn, and once again Puck, Kurt would have gotten a good hit on Rachel. He was still trying to swing on her. Mike and Mr. Shue decide they would make Rachel leave the room, because those boys were having a hard time holding Kurt back.
"I swear to Gaga, if I see her again I will punch her in that fat nose of hers!" Kurt yelled, letting Puck move him to the corner of the room. He started to calm down a little once the girl was removed from the room. He leaned against the wall crossing his arms. Puck was smirking when he looked up.
"What?" Kurt said pouting slightly, how he wished he were girl just now.
"You're so hot when you're mad," The taller boy said leaning down to kiss his boyfriend.
"I love you, baby" Kurt smiled, fisting his hands into Puck's letterman jacket, pulling the other boy closer too him. They heard a cough from behind them. Kurt blushed and pulled away.
"Sorry" He said quietly, taking Lukas away from a still awkward looking Santana.
"Thanks" He smiled at her, kissing Lukas' cheek. He smiled raising the baby above he said making noises at him, making the baby giggle.
"He's a real cute kid" She smiled walking back over to Brittany.
"Okay, Kurt, now tell me what's going on between you and Rachel?" Mr. Shuester said coming into the room with Mike.
"Remember when I and Santana got into that big fight a few months ago?" Kurt asked, the teacher nodding his head. "Well we fought because I thought that she tried to get into Puck's pants, but as it turns out it was Rachel that was coming on to Noah, not Santana" He sighed.
"Don't you think that you went a little overboard just now?" The teacher asked.
"Have you never heard of hormones Mr. Shue? They don't end as soon as the baby comes out" Kurt rolled his eyes.
"It's true Shuester. Quinn randomly starts crying" Finn said awkwardly.
"Mr. Shue I think this club would do better without Rachel. Though her mom is the director for them, we should tell her not to let Rachel in, she shouldn't be able to switch just like that," Quinn said playing with her ponytail. Mr. Shue shook his head and went into his office to call the other school.
"Hey Kurt, your video already has 300 hits" Matt said from the back row with his laptop in his lap.
"What video?" Kurt asked walking over to Matt, sitting down next to him.
"I recorded you freakin out on Rachel. Almost everyone from school has commented on it. There all on your side." Matt said turning the computer towards Kurt.
"No way!" Kurt giggled. He clicked the play button and turned it up. He giggled at himself on the screen, he looked down when he heard Lukas giggling at his 'mommies' voice. That is too funny. How did I get out of your guys' arms?" Kurt asked watching as he escaped Finn and Puck. "I'm horrible!" He smiled as Shuester and Matt had to take Rachel out of the room. It was very funny.
"Why didn't anyone tell me I sounded like that?"
"Because you were funny as hell white boy!" Mercedes smiled at him.
"It was pretty funny" Finn smiled.
"I hope for Rachel's sake she doesn't come to school on Monday." Matt said.
"Why?" Kurt asked giving a binky to Lukas, who was starting to get fussy, from sitting still for so long.
"Because almost everyone's comment ended with 'Berry better watch her back' or threatening her." Kurt smirked at this comment.
"Most of them were Cheerios and Jocks."
"Why the jocks?"
"Because, none of us have seen Puck this happy since the third grade?" Mike said shrugging.
"It's true" Santana said, nodding. Kurt smiled and looked over to Puck.
That night after Glee ended, at 6 o clock, Lukas as in his swing 'watching' football with his grandpa and dad. Kurt was in the kitchen cooking dinner. Puck was waiting for the right moment to show Burt the video. He planned to do it when Kurt was putting Lukas too bed after dinner. Carole would be home by then, so they could both see it.
After eating the delicious dinner Kurt made, everyone was sitting in the living room.
"Okay well I'm putting this stinker to bed," Kurt said getting Lukas out of his swing. After everyone gave Lukas a kiss, Kurt grabbed a bottle out of the kitchen and made his way downstairs.
Puck smirked and as soon as Kurt was downstairs, he pulled out the laptop from under the couch.
"You guys have to watch this" He smirked, pulling up the video. Burt's eyes got wide as he watch his son freak out on that Berry girl.
"Oh my, someone still has hormones." Carole said her eyes just as wide.
"Why did he call her a whore….Did my gay son with, no muscle, just manage to get past you and Finn?" Burt asked chuckling that was actually kinda funny.
"Yes" Puck said laughing as Mr. Shue and Matt stepped in.
"What made him go off like that?" Carole asked scared she would set the small boy off now.
"Remember that one night I was drunk and ended up in the front yard. Turns out it wasn't Santana it was Rachel that came onto me in the bar." Puck shook his head.
"Whose Santana?" Burt asked.
"The one holding Lukas in the background" Carole said, she remembered the girl when she dated Finn briefly.
Later after Burt and Carole had gone too bed, Puck made his way downstairs.
"Dick" Kurt mumbled sleepily from the bed.
"Why?" Puck smirked climbing into bed behind Kurt.
"You showed them the video" He playfully hit the other boy's shoulder.
"Your dad laughed, and is proud you pushed threw two jocks" Puck smiled. Kurt blushed and giggled. He shifted onto his back looking up at his boyfriend.
"Teach her to try to mess with someone els' man. Which she'll find out real soon"
"What do you mean?"
"Jesse St. James is going out with the lead girl from his own Glee. Rachel just doesn't know it yet." Kurt smirked.
"How do you know?" Puck asked resting on his fore arms over Kurt
"I saw them making out when I was at, like, 7 months. Remember that is when Rachel started bragging about having a boyfriend in a Glee club at a rival school, and then Jesse started coming around more. I kinda just concluded. Therefore, when I saw him making out with that other girl I asked him about Rachel, he said he was just using her to mess us up. I told him no one cares about her so it was no use." Kurt shrugged.
"I heard she got egged today when she left."
"Like her house or her car?"
"No, her herself"
Kurt covered his mouth as he giggled. After everything that home wrecker has done, she deserved that.
"I guess Jesse's real girlfriend had to be held back too. That's two schools that hate Rachel, even her mom is disappointed."
"How do you know all this?" Kurt asked pouting. Puck smiled.
"Jesse stopped me to take a look at Lukas and his girlfriend was there. Told me she was going to kill Rachel. Then she said Lukas was adorable" He smirked, "When I was showing your dad and Carole that video there were more comments on it. From the other school, Jesse's girlfriend put up the video of Rachel getting egged" Puck smirked.
"We'll have to watch it tomorrow," Kurt said.
"Why not now?" Puck asked.
"Because I have something els in mind" Kurt smiled and Puck raised an eyebrow.
"Oh really?" He smirked kissing Kurt. The latter giggled as Puck kissed down his neck.
"And now we can finish, it's been long enough" That was all Puck was waiting for. Kurt gasped as his shorts and boxers were pulled down in one.
"Condom!" Kurt almost yelled before Puck could go any farther. The tan boy nodded and pulled one out of the bedside table drawer. After putting it on and lubing himself, Kurt insisting he would be fine without prep, Puck pushed into the small boy beneath him.
"Noah!" Kurt gasped, grabbing one of the boys' biceps. "Slower"
Puck nodded, he forgot they haven't had sex in almost a month. He acted as if it was their first time again and went as slow as he could. Kurt giggled and rolled his eyes.
"You don't have to be that slow…ju-just flip us." Puck complied moving so he was under Kurt. The smaller boy held the appendage up, slowly seating himself. He gasped when he felt the other boy fill him. His eyes were closed tightly as he completely took the other boy.
"So fuckin' tight" Puck said as hit bit his lip. As soon as he was all the way in the smaller boy Puck flipped them again, thrusting right into Kurt's prostate.
"Noah!" Kurt gasped his back arching. The tan boy smirked.
Still got it. He thought. Since the smaller boy seemed comfortable enough, he continued his thrusts. Kurt bit his lip, keeping in the screams that were trying to escape. Puck kissed down his neck, sucking gently on his collarbone.
"Noah, harder" Kurt moaned quietly. Puck smirked into Kurt's neck, thrusting in harder and faster. Kurt gasped losing himself completely to the feel.
The next morning Kurt woke up too Lukas cooing in his ear. He raised an eyebrow and slowly opened his eyes. He saw the baby monitor next to his head. He smiled as he heard Puck talking to the little boy on the other end. He figured Puck didn't know it was on. He rolled over onto his side and giggled as he heard his boyfriend, talking in a baby voice.
After listening to the monitor for a couple minutes Kurt got up, put on his sweatpants and tank top. He looked at the clock and saw that his boyfriend had let him sleep in until almost noon. He slowly walked up the stairs, and opened the door. He looked to the living room. He saw Puck sitting on the couch with Lukas, watching football.
"Are we by ourselves?" He asked quietly, walking behind the couch.
"Yeah, it's Saturday. Your dad went into work for a couple hours and I think Carole went to go see Finn." Puck smirked up at Kurt. The latter giggled and went into the kitchen. He made himself a bowl of oatmeal and a glass of milk before walking into the living room to sit next to Puck and Lukas. He put the glass and bowl down on the table in front of him before grabbing Lukas from Puck
"How is my baby this morning?" He smiled kissing the babies cheek.
"I'm good" Puck said zoning out on the TV. Kurt giggled and kissed Lukas' cheek again, making the baby giggle.
"I meant how Lukas was this morning? You know you could have woken me up?" He smiled and sneakily grabbed the remote, without Puck noticing.
"Oh, he was good. He drank a bunch of milk, pee'd a lot, and then took a nap. All before you got up. I was fine all by myself. Were both fine, I even changed his onezie!" Puck defended himself.
"Did you burp him?" Kurt asked, raising an eyebrow. "Jerk" He smirked. Kurt pulled the bounce chair closer to him, so he could set Lukas in there and eat. The little boy was gurgling, waving his arms around, making the chair bounce. Kurt giggled as he picked up his oatmeal, taking a bite. Lukas saw the spoon and opened his mouth. Kurt tilted his head and smiled, he dabbed his pointer finger in the oatmeal and held it out for the baby. He smiled as Lukas pulled the finger to his mouth and lick it. He giggled again and removed his finger from the babies grasp, resulting in the smaller being to whimper.
"Hey babe, where's Lukas' binky?" Kurt asked looking around the table. Puck reached between the couch cushions, revealing a lint binky. Kurt wrinkled his nose in disgust.
"Here" The tan teen said holding the binky out to Kurt, eyes not leaving the TV. The younger boy rolled his eyes and grabbed the binky. He went into the kitchen to wash it off.
"That's disgusting!" Kurt mumbled as he used some soap to get all the germs off the binky he was about to put in his son's mouth. He grabbed a bottle and some formula before going back into the living room. As he started eating he picked up the remote from where he hid it and changed it to the LOGO channel.
"Kurt! Come-on" Puck pouted looking towards Kurt. The latter giggled and held the remote out of Puck's reach. He set his bowl down again and jumped over the back of the couch, running from his boyfriend. He couldn't help but too giggle as he felt two arms wrap around his waist.
"Nope, you're still not getting it!" He laughed as Puck started tickling him. "Noah!" He giggled again.
"Please Kurt? It's the playoffs"
"Is it NFL or Collage?"
"Collage" Puck sighed.
"What's so special about collage football? You'll be there in a year's time"
"But I have to know what school I want to go too!" Puck protested.
"How about you let me watch my mini marathon and when my dad gets home I'll let you guys watch football? I always have to watch football and you never watch my shows" Kurt said crossing his arms.
"Fine, what are we watching?" Puck sighed, pushing Kurt against the wall. The shorter boy smiled.
"Were watching LOGO"
"What the hell is LOGO?"
"Yeah! The LGBT channel" Kurt smiled.
"What is LGBT?"
Kurt sighed and rolled his eyes "Really, Noah?"
"Yeah, really!"
"It means Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender"
"Oh. So then what are we gonna watch on this channel?"
"The A-List New York!" Kurt smiled again and ducked under his boyfriend's arms walking into the living room.
"Come on, Noah!" Kurt said, throwing a look over his shoulder.
"Fine" Puck said dragging his feet. Kurt smirked and sat back down on the couch as the show began.
"It all good, these boys are hot. One is even ripped as hell" Kurt 'fanned' himself, giggling while Puck rolled his eyes.
"Queer as Folk is on later! You have to watch it, I know you'll love it. They have the most amazing sex scenes." Kurt sighed.
"Oh jeez" Puck shook his head.
"Well it's true, and now whenever I get all hot and bothered after watching it, you can help me out" Kurt winked.
"Well maybe I can watch it a few times, but if you tell anyone I'll deny it," He said raising his eyebrow.
"Oh shut up, like I'd tell anyone. Now hush, A-List is on." Kurt smiled as he leaned into his boyfriend. He looked down too Lukas seeing he fell asleep while he waited for his parents too come back into the room.
"My little Lukas is so tired," He said, picking up the sleeping baby and walking over to the play pin in the living room. He joined his boyfriend on the couch watching his favorite show. He kissed Puck's cheek and leaned his head against the other boy's shoulder.
A/N: Okay so I know this is a long chapter, but the longer it is the longer this story is? HA that's just my opinion, anyways. I'll still have one or two more chapters. As of the end of this chapter no more Rachel! –cheers and dances- Although after that last episode totally made a me a Rachel fan ha-ha. But in my story she's gone, she may make an appearance but that's it. :)