Angels, Demons and Humans

7. Overlord Almaz
Seriously, those guys just want to kill me for fun.

You know, I expected it to be a lot worst when I became the Overlord of Evil Academy. True, half of my friends were trying to kill me, but they're demons, what do you expect? All of this pretty sucks as you can see. I have tried giving Mao the title, but he always rejects it. I pride thing, I assume. Raspberyl thinks I'm pretty fucked up now. Earlier that same day, she said I was someone to look up to (something on those lines, I don't know anymore.)

I guess I could be a bit biased towards the pink-haired demon, but come on. She harbors more attention from the Princess than I could ever hope for. It's not that I'm jealous of Miss Raspberyl, it's just, out of all my "friends" the Princess didn't even bother to show up. She didn't even attempt to kill me yet, which is surprising; she was the first one to announce that she was going to kill me!

I love her and all, but I think I really need to get to know her better one day. Maybe after this whole nightmare of a reality brushes over, I could get back to a somewhat normal life. I just can't find a way out of this situation!

Mao had tired to assassinate me while I trying to get lunch. What's stupid about this whole problem was that my so-called friends attacked me. The other students don't even care who's running the Netherworld, as long as their way of life remains untouched, it isn't their problem! Miss Raspberyl had tried signing me up for blood donation. She needed my signature though, but my granddad was a lawyer, so I read it carefully. On the paper, the clever little demon had marked, "DONATE ALL BLOOD~". For someone who claims she's all sugar and sweets, there was an obvious reason why she was Mao's rival.

At least she was more smarter than Mao about it. His assassinations usually involved his Intro ("Because to defeat an Overlord, you must first tell him your life story and why you want to defeat him. Duh.") -As said by Mao.

It's come to the point where I memorized all fifty pages of Mao's speech. By then, I would have stolen Mao's items so he couldn't battle. At the end of the day, I do return them to him. According to Mao's guide, whatever that is, he was only to attempt to slay me once a day. The whole universe was going to explode if he didn't.

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On super rare days, those two would team up. Usually it ends with an argument and I could safely make my way out of the room. They have tried many other different methods, but usually failed. Most of the plans didn't make any sense. I have a feeling that these two don't take anything seriously at all. They put a eraser with my name on it into a bonfire. Seriously, those guys just want to kill me for fun.

Why the hell did I get picked to be in this position. Maybe I'll just throw this title into the air and sees what happens. Nope… It came right back down and hit me on the head. Great. So far, I've made no progress.

"Overlord Almaz!" Great.

"It is I, The Great Mao and I–"

"Mao, just go home already! We've been through this!" I yelled. I slumped my shoulders and stared at the ground. Casually, I took a seat on a recently clean floor.

"How dare you– Villain! Like a true Overlord, you are merciless enough to disregard my backstory." He did his weird laugh, the crazy one. "You've become such a fine ruler. So evil and heartless." Really, I thought.

"Mao, you had said that to me more than a hundred times already!" Mao really needs help or something. I know demons are a strange race already, but Mao is way out there.

He needs a girlfriend to spend time with him or something. I'm starting to believe that even though I have never held a girl's hand before, I had more experience with the opposite gender than Mao.

"Quiet, you fool." He sighed loudly. "If you were a demon, I'd have more respect for you."

"Correction, Mao, you really need to get laid or something," I mutter quietly.

"What was that?" He asked impatiently. Mao jumped down from the windowsill and landed perfectly onto the floor. He looked at me again, as if he was expecting an answer.

"Nothing," I said quickly.

"Whatever." He said. He sounded really bored, so I think that was a good thing? If he lost interest in killing me, than maybe he might accept the title. "So are you ready to be defeated!" Mao yelled out.

He got into position to do… Something. Mao stood there for a while, his hand raised into the hair. I glanced around the room suspiciously. Was this a joke or something?

"Damn, I thought it'd work," he said angrily.

Unamused, I asked,"So what was suppose to happen?" Knowing Mao, this was going to be stupid.

"I was suppose to summon the magic of the cards!" He clenches his fists tightly together. All that research, watching that show last night! Sakura, the power of the cards failed me," he wailed. It was stupid.

"You watched Card Captor Sakura?" Silence. "And you really thought that could aid you in defeating someone?" I knew he was annoyed already, but I decided to push it.

"Get out!" he screamed. He was obviously embarrassed by the fact probably knew what Card Captor Sakura was about.

I sighed and said dryly," This is my home now, remember?"

"Dammit, wait till next time you fiend!" He took before I even got the chance to blink.

Alone at last. I have gotten pretty comfortable on the floor, so I decided to relax. Mao was decent enough to close the door. Note to self, get Mao a girlfriend. But who would want Mao? Details, I think. I'll just wing it. There was a loud banging against the door.

"Overlord Almaz, It is I!"

"Oh god." I buried my face into my hands. "Not again."

"The most powerful being is here to defeat you!" Yells Princess Sapphire as she hacks my door with her chainsaw.

I just want a normal life! Why can't my friends just leave me alone!

A/N:If you wanted to know, this series will probably end at story 10. I don't think it's popular enough to continue to 20 like I had originally planned. Plus the stories were suppose to be 300 word drabbles each. Sorry.

And please excuse my love for making most of these stories OOC. I like the corny side of Disgaea, and don't you say there isn't. Disgaea is really corny. And excuse my POV of Almaz here. And as always sorry for my poor sense of humor. And Mao really does need to get laid.