This chapter is dedicated to silenttiger43 who gave me a great idea!

8:30 am

Speedy calls up the Batman Association of Random Freaks to order himself a Batman freak for a day.

"Hello and thank you for calling B.A.R.F." One of their operators said.

"Ewww!" Speedy hung up.

The manager of the Batman Association of Random Freaks then smacked the operator in the head.

"This is why no one calls us anymore!" He yelled.

"Well you try saying Batman Association of Random Freaks without getting tired!" The operator then died because after saying Batman Association of Random Freaks, he ran out of air.

8:31 am

Speedy tries to call the Batman Association of Random Freaks again.

"Hello and thank you for calling Batman Association of Random Freaks how may I-" The line then got all quiet.

"Hello? Hello? HELLO!" Speedy began to yell into the phone.

"Sorry about that, our name is soo long that it killed our operator. Did he already greet you?" Another operator asked.

"Yes."

"Ok good, so you wanted to hire a freak for a day?" The operater wrote down.

Speedy smiled evily.

"No, I want to hire a freak for a month." Speedy then laughed evily.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

9:35 am

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"

Ok! We get it! What you did was evil, now can we get on with this fic and our lives?

"Yes." Speedy sighed.

9:36 am

The Teen Titans, as in the one that are stuck in the elevator, were jamming to some college rock and were getting high off of wallpaper.

"'s lovely this time of year in Jericho." Raven said before she fell over and passed out.

"Hear hear!" Jericho said, for Slade's son just got jiggy with Trigon's daughter.

9:38 am

"OH NO YOU DIDN'T!" Beast Boy cried and the two heroes then began an epic battle of bitch smackings and yo mamma jokes.

9:40 am

"Yo mamma's soo skinny, guys call her a carpenter's delight. Flat as a board and easy to nail!" Jericho said as he bitch smacked Beast Boy.

"Yo mamma's soo ugly, well look at you." Beast Boy said as he bitch smacked Jericho.

"Your talking about the person who went all the way with Raven." Jericho said.

"Who? Yo mamma?" Beast Boy smirked.

"Your dead bitch!" Jericho then roundhouse kicked Beast Boy in the face.

Chuck Norris then appeared and killed Jericho because he wasn't allowed to roundhouse kick and say yo mamma jokes. Geez Jericho, everyone knows Chuck Norris outlawed that in the 80's after his epic battle of Yo Mamma jokes with the Hulk.

11:57 am

Hey, wasn't the freak suppose to be here by now?

Saint H then appeared and whispered into the author's ear.

Down the hall, first door on your left.

"Thanks." Saint H then ran to the bathroom.

ShinningAsta13 then appeared and whispered into the author's ear.

...WHAT!

12:09 pm

Speedy was in the middle of getting laid by the batman freak. The author then walked in, stole the batman freak, kicked Speedy where the sun don't shine and left the tower by giving the young archer the birdie.

"Hi! My name's Pauly! Wanna cracker?" The parrot asked Speedy who was doubled over in pain.

"Sure!" Speedy said.

"Well too bad bitch!" Pauly then pecked Speedy to semi-death.

1:11 pm

"HI! MY NAME IS JEFF AND I'M BEAST BOY'S BROTHER! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY ADD ME ON MYSPACE!"

The author of the fic came back from her fridge to see her crazed friend Jeff trying to whore himself yet again for myspace.

Fag.

2:00 pm

In a mad attempt to break out of the elevator to use the bathroom, Beast Boy threw Raven's newly invented frappuncino machine at the door. Which sadly shattered into a million pieces, thus ending this great story. Ha just kidding, he just broke the frappuncino machine.

2:11 pm

Raven began to straggle Beast Boy with her Azarath powers, which was quite amusing. The other titans set up lawn chairs and munched on some popcorn while the half demon slammed the changeling into the wall over and over again.

Teehee.

3:00 pm

Cyborg decided to scan for some tv shows on his computer and noticed this new one on MTV.

"Teen Titans: Stuck In A Elevator! GUYS!" He yelled.

3:02 pm

As the other titans watched their earlier actions in horror, they then realized something.

"If we're on tv, and they can get us out of here, then all we need to do is...call Titan's East!" Robin said instead of suggesting not doing anything so that the ratings go down and the producer has no choice but to let them free.

But hey, he's the stupid leader of the group, and this gives me another couple of chapters, so go Robin.

3:15 pm

Starfire realized that Silkie was left all alone in the T tower.

"My Bumgorf was left all alone in the tower of T!" Starfire exclaimed.

3:16 pm

Silkie, who was the smartest of the titans, excluding Raven and Cy, realized he was all alone so he threw a mad rave. Of course, Saint H and ShinningAsta13 were invited.

"LET'S CROWD SURF!" Saint H then jumped onto a crowd, sadly it was a crowd of Mr. T haters.

The pain then ensued.

"Oh my god...SAINT H! THEY HAVE XBOX!" ShinningAsta13 screamed and he then played Halo.

While the Author laughs at the situation Saint H got himself into, she realizes that he died from rape, punches, and an ocassional cat thrown at him. She then pondered whether to bring him back to life or not.

Well if I bring him back to life, he can continue to put me in Interlude, or his other fics, then again, if I don't a mad crowd of Mr. T and Saint H fans would kill me, but my fans could protect me, and then there would be an epic battle. Then again, me and Saint H-y here share some fans so I don't know if I would win or not. Aw what the hell.

Saint H was then brought back to life. Silkie, who was dressed in pimp clothes, were talking to a couple of mutated ladybugs.

"So you come here often?" He asked in Silkie language.

"We tend to avoid these dumps since they aren't scene, but we heard you booked Hollywood Undead, so we decided to come." The punk rock ladybugs said.

"Er-well they couldn't make it. I did manage to get Jay Z though." Silkie gurgled.

"Is he with Linkin Park?"

"Erm no."

Silkie was then sprayed with bug spray.

"Ahhh! It burns!" Silkie then fell out of a window and everyone left.

Jay Z then came late because he is stupid.

"Yo I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!" He raped.

Silkie, who then appeared gurgled, "What about Beyonce?"

Jay Z then frowned and went home to his nagging girlfriend.

4:19 pm

The phone rang at Titan's East. Bumblebee answered it.

"Hello?"

"Bumblebee, it's me Cyborg! Listen, you gotta break us out of this elevator!" Cyborg pleaded.

Bumblebee laughed.

"Are you kidding? This show is hella entertaining." She commented.

"What if I buy you a ton of Lava Lamps?" Cyborg asked.

"Yeah right." Bumblebee said.

"Ok ok. I'll make you a B-car." Cyborg said.

"...I can fly."

"Right. Uhhhh...some...spearmint...gum?"

"SPEARMINT GUM! WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU SAY SO!" Bumblebee then flew into the living room.

"YOU GUYS! WE HAVE TO SAVE THE OTHER TITANS!" She demanded.

"Why?" The other four asked.

"SPEARMINT GUM!" She exclaimed.

"...LET'S DO THIS!"

5:00 pm

After a battle to break open the elevator, the other titans somehow managed to find a hole, and bust in. Only the producers were a step ahead of them and covered it back up, while they were down there demanding for their mint gum.

"Well! WHERE THE HELL IS IT!" They yelled.

"Back at the tower." Cyborg said.

"Ok then, let's go!" Bumblebee then hit her head on the newly sealed exit.

"This can't be good." Speedy said.