Fan Letter Six
This one is seriously amusing people. I think you'll aggree with me here! You'd be surprised how many people send me weird letters...
From: Psycho.shadow
To: Bakura the spirit thief
Subject: FUCK
Like, Hi!
Ok, so I'm a really big fan and fuck and I like WORSHIP you and fuck and I love seeing you make-out with Marik and fucking fuck. And I like the word fuck. Heh.
ANYWAYS! I have kidnapped your hikari and won't let him go unless you shave all your hair off and wax yourself down and let Marik use you as a surfboard. I MEAN IT! -crazy look-
Oh, AND MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE! .
And a little piece of advice. Love your enemies, they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to. -
ANDI MEAN WHAT I SAID ABOUT KINDAPPING RYOU!
xxx
Oh...I think I like YOU! You say FUCK a lot! And it's fun to say FUCK! FUCK! Woo hoo! And you can bite me dear. My hair is STAYING on my head. Though the wax sounds fun...
How exactly do you use one as a Surf board? Do you like lay down on the-...OOOOH...I get it now...HEY! We've got some homophobic followers here! I think...I could be wrong...But if the majority don't care then sure...I'll molest Marik...People pay attention to me when I do shit like that...
Yes I do love my enemies...Yami and I play duel monsters at The Base all the time and Otogi occassionally visits to wait on me hand and foot. So yeah, in a way I do love my enemies...In a Frienship (FUUUUCCCCKKK, you guys remember that I have to say fuck after everytime I say friendship right? FUCK.) sort of way...
Like...Keep Ryou and don't bring him back until you've gothed him up...I like, mean it! Hikari needs some bad assness in him. Yeah...and I'm sure hikari will make a good pet...
Oh and I know your girlfriend too! She's a SHITTY Editor! And you need to tell her she misses nearly ALL of my spelling errors and gramtical mistakes! And I bet you dollars to doughnuts that Gramatical is STILL spelled wrong in this draft!Tell ehr she SUCKS as an editor! Maybe she'll fix her inability to appease me! (Leo you suck).
And that wraps up another wonderful letter from a fan.
P.s. Shadow buddy, remind Leo to learn how to edit please? Thank you! Much love!
Leo: Alright this is the last one for today...yes I know how sad you all must be...But hopefully there will be more! (There will be who am I talking about.)