It had been 3 weeks since Crocness and Thorne had got married. Kookaburra was still up to his old tricks, a few days after Thorne and Crocness's wedding, especially when Skabb's parents turned up. They were just like Skabb except from they really hate Vikings. So Kook came up with this idea.
"Gildar, my feet are stuck to the floor." Ballista said.
"What." Gildar said walking over to her, "Hang on. Now I'm stuck."
"Kook!" They both shouted.
"What. Oh the plan has worked." Kook said.
"This was your plan." Ballista said, "Skabb's parents only hate Vikings."
"Well, it was a great plan Kook but Ballista and I would like to move and walk around." Gildar said.
They could hear some hello's from downstairs.
"Well, it's time to make my appearance see ya." Kook said shutting the door.
Today was the day Skabb would be meeting Knightriss's parents. The boys were giving Skabb some tips on meeting the parents.
"Don't worry. It will be fine. Just don't smash up anything." Thorne said.
"Meeting the in laws is fine." Kook said, "When I met mine…"
"They hated you. Mum was on the phone to me straight after you left." Thorne said.
"She doesn't hate me now." Kook said.
"Shall we phone her?" Thorne asked.
"No thanks." Kook said.
"Also don't be too enthusiastic." Gildar said.
Meanwhile in the sitting room:
Knightriss was talking to all of the girls.
"I hope today goes well." Knightriss said.
"Don't worry the boys are giving Skabb some advice now." Crocness said.
"So all of your meetings went well then?" Knightriss asked.
The girls all looked at each other.
"Well mine could have gone better." Shaiden said, "Let's just say, we won't be meeting up anytime soon."
"Well, we can meet up with my parents again." Ballista said, "I will have to make sure Gildar wears a mask because my father threatened to punch him."
"Mine went well." Crocness said, "Just my parents got worried when Thorne didn't smile and got shocked when he announced that he hadn't smiled in 8 years."
"So, your husbands are giving my boyfriend advice on what not to do based on their mistakes" Knightriss said.
"Haven't you got to be going?" Shaiden asked.
"Skabb! We have to go." Knightriss shouted.
"Okay." Skabb shouted back.
The couple left the castle.
"It is going to go so badly." Ballista said.
The other defenders nodded in agreement. While in the car, Knightriss and Skabb sat there silently secretly worrying about what will happen very soon.
"Okay, Skabb there are a few things you need to know about my parents. One: they like being in charge. Two: Don't forget manners, if you do leave immediately but don't leave in a straight line put some zigzags in there and three: I have a younger sister when she is mentioned try not to punch them." Knightriss told him.
"Why would I punch them?" Skabb asked.
"Well apparently she is doing amazingly well for herself. She lives in a mansion. I mean I own a Castle but do they take any interest? No." Knightriss said angrily.
Then they got to the house. Knightriss ran the door bell and two people who loved mid 70s stood there smiling (quite freakishly) at Skabb.
"Welcome young lad. Come in. Come in." The man said.
"Hello. My name is Moon and this is Knight." Moon told Skabb, "Please come this way."
"So you seem like a nice young lad. What are your hobbies?" Knight asked.
"Well, I like bashing things but only old things that are useless or have no meaning." Skabb said, "Also I like defending the castle."
"Oh dear. You're a defender. Really Knightriss we expected better from you. I mean look at your Sister Medeva. She lives in a Mansion. Do I need to say more?" Moon said.
"Well yes that would help me also can I say Knightriss owns a castle." Skabb said.
"I'm sorry. Did we ask for your opinion?" Knight said.
Skabb took this opportunity to stand up and do what Knightriss told him leave quickly.
"Where do you think you're going?" Moon asked him.
"To the bathroom" Skabb said and left.
Inside the bathroom, Skabb got out his phone and phoned Thorne.
Thorne was busy discussing strategies with his fellow defenders when his phone rang.
"Hang on. Wait its Skabb. I'll put him on loud speaker." Thorne said, "Hello."
"Hi, Thorne everything is going very bad. They hate me and I have been in their house for only 5 minutes." Skabb said.
"Unfortunately Skabb, you haven't beaten my record. I was in the in laws house for 2 minutes before they hated me." Kook said.
"That doesn't matter. What should I do?" Skabb asked.
"Just sit there in silence and only speak when you are spoken to and when you have been there a decent amount of time leave as fast as you can and never return." Gildar told him.
"Thanks." Skabb said ending the call.
The boys turned around to find the girls staring at them.
"What?" They all asked.
"Nothing, it's just we never thought we would see the day you three would give out good advice." Ballista said.
Back at the house:
"Skabb, I see you have finally returned." Knight said, "Please sit down."
"I hope you aren't allergic to cheese as we are having lasagne." Moon said.
"No. I'm not allergic to cheese." Skabb said.
They sat down and had lasagne. About 10 minutes after they had finished, Skabb looked at his watch and calculated that they had been there for two hours. So they decided to go back to the castle.
When they arrived at the castle, they found their friends all waiting for them to hear what had happened. They told everything that had happened including the bit about the defenders. The boys had gone up to Skabb room to discuss stuff while the girls stayed in the main room.
"Well, I hope your parents never come around here." Crocness said.
"Yeah, we might get killed." Ballista said.
"I'm just glad you two are still alive." Shaiden said.
"So, am I." Knightriss said in agreement.
Meanwhile the boys were talking about there in laws.
"I can't even remember what they are called." Gildar said, "Her dad hayed me so much that we left in one hour."
"What did you do to upset him?" Kook asked.
"Told him about our date." Gildar said.
"Well I think Thorne will agree with me here that it is best that I don't mention anything about my in laws." Kook said.
"Yes it is. Crocness's were okay except they always smiled weirdly at me." Thorne said.
"I think we can all agree that all in laws are trouble and we should never see them again." Skabb said.
A/N: Only 1 chapter left until I finish this story.