BAD Chapter 7: mILEY CYRUS, a total drama series fanfic

**************************** Day 2**************************Gwen and Josh's land************

"Gwen, Gwen!" I heard Josh yell in my sleep.

"WHAT!" I yelled and then he pointed in front of us.

Then we saw a really, really REALLY! big pig! Eating at the end of me messed up camoflauge shorts.

"Gwen wait!.......... 3 2 1!" He said pluing his ears.

"Ahhhhh"!!!!!! I yelled.

Then we ran like all the way around the whole island like four times! Then we stoped at the beach. Then I saw like an arrow so I grabbed it and aimed it at the pig then it snorted really loud and... well ate my pants. So while Josh was laughing I covered my bussines.

"ah haha! Oh my god here Gwen take this cloth I found." Josh said handing me this red and black cloth.

"Thanks." I said turning Josh around then I took off my bikini top and put on the cloth as a strapless dress.

"Better." I said grabbing two handfuls of dirt and rubbing it on my arms and legs then I did football marks on my face.

"What are you doing?" Josh asked.

"Camoflauging myself. Here put dirt on." I said.

"ok." he said putting on dirt on his face then we got the spear and huted he pig andhe ran alltheway to te beach and then we saw somthin brown coming our way.

************************Duncan and Jacobs land*****************

So we saw a pig then Dunca and I saw tha someone or something took our only spear so we decited to use our bare hands to go hunt that stupid pig then we sawsomething black coming our way then we saw like two people thngs screaming at us the we stared screaming then I recodnised the hair on Joshes head.

"Josh?' I asked.

"Jacob" Josh said.

"Gwen?" I said.

"Gwen?!" Duncan said.

"Duncan?" Gwen asked.

"Duncan?" Josh said.

"Josh?" Duncan said.

"Jacob?" Gwen said.

"Duncan?" I said.

"Jacob?" Duncan said.

"Josh?" Gwen said.

"Gwen?" Josh said.

"Cockroach?' I said pointing.

Then we all started laughing.

"What are we doing?" Gwen asked

"What friends should'nt fightng like idoits." Duncan said.

Then we heard the water and rocks falling to that one son Stanley wrote for us 'Survivor' Then we heard Gwen humming.

Then we all started singing.

{Gwen}

Now that you are out of my life,
I'm so much better
You thought that I'd be weak without ya,
but I'm stronger
You thought that I'd be broke without ya,
but I'm richer
You thought that I'd be sad without ya,
I laugh harder
You thought I wouldn't grow without ya,
now I'm wiser
You thought that I'd be helpless without ya,
but I'm smarter
You thought that I'd be stressed without ya,
but I'm chillin'
You thought I wouldn't sell without ya,
sold 9 million

I'm a survivor (what),
I'm not gonna give up (what)
I'm not gon' stop (what),
I'm gonna work harder (what)
I'm a survivor (what), I'm gonna make it
(what)
I'm a survivor (what), keep on survivin' (what)

Then we saw these new clothes made out of fur looking like cave cavemen wore these

{Jacob}

Thought I couldn't breath without ya,
I'm inhalin'
You thought I couldn't see without ya,
perfect vision
You thought I couldn't last without ya,
but I'm lastin'
You thought that I would die without ya,
but I'm livin'
Thought that I would fail without ya,
but I'm on top
Thought that it would be over by now,
but it won't stop
Thought that I would self destruct,
but I'm still here
Even in my years to come,
I'm still gonna be here

Then we got in this pond hunting with Duncan's one spear! Then Gwen thought that we should go on top of a tall rock like 100ft then we started climbing then we sw our old clothes the camoflauge ones then we put them on they looked brand new?

{Duncan}

I'm wishin' you the best,
pray that you are blessed
Much success, no stress, and lots of
happiness

Duncan:(I'm better than that)

I'm not gonna blast you on the radio

Jacob:(I'm better than that)

I'm not gonna lie on you or yo family, yo

Josh:(I'm better than that)

I'm not gonna hate on you in the magazine

Gwen:(I'm better than that)

I'm not gonna compromise my christianity

All:(I'm better than that)

You know I'm not gonna diss you on the
internet

All:('Cause my mama taught me better than that)

All:

After all of the darkness and sadness,
soon comes happiness
If I surround myself with positive things,
I'll gain posterity

"look a helecopter!" Gwen pointed out to the sky and we did see a black helecopter. Then we ran like we were on drugs to the helecopter. Then we started running to the ocean as the ladder on the helecopter came down we kept fighting for who went first.

"So now we are safley on the helecopter and now we are 100% safe." Duncan said.

"THAT WAS PERFECT GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jeffery said yelling.

"Ahhhhhh!!!" We all screamed.

"you do know that was the video shoot?" he said.

Then we all nodded no.

"Hahahaha." Jeffrey said.

"Oh and Gwen your meeting Hannah Montana tomarrow." He said.

"What? why?!" Gwen yelled.

"You are making a video with her song he could be the one." He said.

"Noooo!" Gwen screamed.

Then the helecopter came and took us home and then we went to the hotel room to all of our rooms and Duncan started playing with his drums.

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I can't believe I have to meet Miley Cyrus tommarow I dont even like her!

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