A/N: Ahahahaa! , *teary eyes* THIS, this is based on a certain Xena moment where, I dunno is really funny. 'I need your sword in my. . swordette.' *relieved sigh from painful hysterical laughing* This seems to be something Minako would say, and she instantly came to mind when I heard this. ^^ ((Oh, and a break from Haruka and Michiru right now, eh?))

DISCLAIMER: A line from Xena and Sailor Moon from Naoko Takeuchi ain't mine.

When She's Hungry

Haruka and Michiru stared at each other, their faces mirroring each other's horror and amusement.

It was dark in the Outer Senshi's household, but silence and sleep didn't come with that darkness. Above them Haruka and Michiru could hear the embarrassing squeakings of a bed never used for something that hard in stature, and red blushes chased their racing minds.

"Aa-ahh, Usa. . .! Yes, right there, o-oh. .! How can you be so good at this?"

As if in reply the bedsprings above them laughed in a high-pitched squeal, then quieted, easing up among the various movements and enhancing the frustrated groans of Setsuna Meioh.

Innocent, lovely, mysterious Setsuna Meioh.

Haruka burrowed her face into Michiru's breasts, trying to block out her best friend's breathy whimpers and holding her own arousal at bay. Her aqua-haired love was hard-pressed not to roll off the bed from her laughter, her body shaking as she contemplated the thought of expert Usagi Ice-Cream Licker putting her skills to use on her housemate.

"USA-A-A-Aaaaa. .!"

Setsuna's voice rose to a shrieking howl and Michiru couldn't help herself. Snickering into both her palms, Michiru let go and gasped, drawing Haruka up and booting her out of the bed and towards the door, laughing in an amused manner, tears streaming down her cheeks.

"Oh, c'mon, Haruka, we've got to get them in this bedroom or we're going to have to spend the rest of our lives chomping on popcorn in the theatre. That'a girl, let's go supervise the children like the *snicker* adults we are."

Flicking on the living room light, Haruka stumbled over Hotaru's favorite purple chair and flipped over the sitting arrangement, about breaking her neck as her feet flew up and smashed into the low airplane hanging from the ceiling.

Cursing, the blond-stranded racer stumbled to her knees and snarled menacingly, flipping the air off in front of her and smiling sheepishly as Michiru giggled in fun behind her.

Sighing, Haruka got to her feet and padded down the hall, occasionally thumping her feet as she neared the closed door of her mysterious, supposedly-nonromantic housemate. Smirking slightly as she saw the flickering soft lights coming from underneath the slit of the time wielder's door, Haruka wondered at the romantic side of Setsuna Meioh.

Candles.

She was sure of it, she could smell the heavy incense pouring from underneath the door, about making her swoon as she padded closer. The only thing that was helping her stand upright was Michiru's supportive hand on her shoulder and when racer heard Usagi's breathy voice not in its usual bubbly tone, she about lost it in a faint.

Setsuna had found her match, she was sure.

Letting out a loud yell, Haruka ripped the door open and squeezed her eyes shut, the proud elation something she felt usually only for Hotaru when her princess did something awesome. She was proud of Setsuna, she had now become a happy time wielder.

"CONGRATULATIONS-!"

"Eh. .?"

Michiru slammed into her lover's back and stopped short at the rigid muscles she found there. For a moment she was sorely tempted to take the luscious mounds she knew were on the other side of an inflamed Haruka Teno'h and strip her of clothing, then jump on her and wrestle her in all her blond glory to the ground, where-

Wait.

Looking past her love's shocked shoulder, Michiru's eyes narrowed. Setsuna wasn't even near Usagi. Or at least, not near enough for the things they'd heard to be true. Stepping past Haruka, Michiru took in her surroundings.

Setsuna's bedroom was in a whirlwind disarray of something akin to a pillowfight and the two women's clothes were rumpled, but none ripped or removed. Something moved under the sheet covers and Usagi instantly pounced on the lump, wielding a pillow with deadly force and whapping the bed.

Haruka's eyes widened and Michiru could feel her partner's blush from behind her when the bed's springs creaked in a suggestive manner and Setsuna instantly moved to silence the blonde crazy woman on her bed, glomping onto her from behind and praising her aim even as she groaned in a frenzied manner to keep her visitor silent.

Michiru growled low in her throat and stepped up to the messy bed.

Grabbing the edge of the fluffy-down sheet, Ocean Queen ripped the blanket from underneath the two and revealed what was underneath, tumbling the two grappling women to the floor, their hair a ruffled halo mix of dark forest green and shining moon blonde.

"Aww, Michiru, we were just playing, I'm sorry we were making so much noise, I was trying to persuade her to keep it down. .!"

"Setsuna Meioh! You'd better find a more final way to persuade our princess if we ever want to get some sleep, or we'll throw you in the sound-proof room you installed!"

". . . Well, now you know those panes don't work, even if it's not something sexual."

"! Hey, Sets-chan, c'mon, let's go in there! Then we can be as loud as we want, right?"

Haruka stared at the three, her green eyes wide in disbelief. She could not believe this was happening. Her love was ablaze with the ocean winds, her hair flowing wildly around her now that she'd realized nothing exciting was happening.

Setsuna and Usagi stared up at the water senshi, their eyes wide and cowering on the floor in a tangled heap like children being scolded for playing so rough. The blanket was in Michiru's hand, and for the first time Haruka glanced at the thing running around on the bed.

!

Grabbing Michiru by the arm, Haruka zipped out the door and slammed it, giving the other two ALL the privacy they wanted. Her love questioned her, struggling in her grip, but Haruka shook her head and zoomed out the front door and into the car.

Peeling away on two wheels, racer rounded the corner, her face ablaze.

Behind them two knowing grin spread over Setsuna and Usagi's faces as they leaned in for a well-earned kiss.

000000000000000000000000000

"See? I told you to keep it down. Those two like to tease people like no one's business. Of course, once they see it's serious, well, they back off and give people room."

"Sets-cha-a-an, you mean that thing over there is serious?"

Setsuna glanced over at the wiggling form on the bed, her face splitting into a mischievous grin. Pulling her blonde princess to her, time wielder laid a sweet kiss to her love's forehead, rolling her hips into the giving stomach of her princess and chuckling throatily at the high-pitched moan she got in return.

"I'd say a vibrator turned on high with a deranged odango-buns bunny whapping away at it with a pillow is pretty serious. Not to mention a certain sexy beast on top of that deranged odango-buns bunny. We're like that energy bunny."

Usagi let out a peal of laughter, moaning slightly as the taller woman pressed down on her, rolling her own hips and wiggling into Setsuna's loving embrace. Pressing a kiss to the defined collarbone right next to her, Usagi sighed and smiled happily as she heard her partner whimper in need.

"So, Sets-cha-a-an, just HOW are we going to get rid of this extra energy, eh?"

A breathy moan, and Setsuna growled deeply as she leaned down and pressed her lips to Usagi's in an open-mouthed consummation of souls. Urging her love up and onto the bed, Setsuna leaned up and positioned her partner in a sitting position, blushing deeply as Usagi straddled her breasts and squeezed her legs tight.

Diving upwards to ensnare her prey in another kiss, Setsuna growled again and pulled her treasure down a bit, softly biting on the luscious lower lip and running her hand down to cup the blonde's wiggling stomach.

Kneading the hot flesh she felt there, Setsuna switched tactics and tumbled Usagi back down onto the bed, trailing their legs over the railing and letting them flail about the side. The blonde princess was thrashing underneath Setsuna, her soft cries becoming a breathy roar as her partner gently bit down on the lobe of an ear, hand reaching down to tweak the sensitive flesh behind her knees, one leg climbing up between her legs and pressing hard.

"Usa, there's only one way a battery will truly run out. You've got to batter the head and tame it right down. Only then the juice will truly be pure and the battery's vessel will give a last-minute attempt to. . rid itself of its energy in a burst of hot. . . spurts."

Setsuna grinned, her teeth a flash of white in the dark, the only light on coming from the lamp Hotaru had given to her on her 'birthday'. It was a lava lamp, and its sensuous colored algae in the middle shimmied up and down in excitement, creating a hot atmosphere. Usagi was writhing underneath her, her breathing coming in pants, and Setsuna ran her hand gently down the side of a leg, drawing the bunny pajamas up and teasing the side of her inner thigh.

"Sets-ch-a-aaan, you're gonna kill me here. .!"

Laughing softly, Setsuna kissed the thrashing ankle, drawing it up and running a blazing hot path down the smooth expanse of silken skin as she caught the leg and drew it tight to her body. Looking directly into those baby blue eyes darkened to a sexual time-stopping blue, Setsuna whispered her love.

"You're an angel, Usa. By the time I'm through, you're going to be saying my name. No boundaries, Usa. None. I want you so bad, right up from the time when you first thought of me as something more than your devoted senshi."

Usagi exhaled as she felt the fire enter her system, felt the taller woman encase her in a sensitized bear hug that involved pajamas and the losing of a shirt. Those dark red eyes smiled at her, tempted her to let go, just enjoy, and mark her as her own.

Setsuna.

Time wielder breathed a path down her abdomen as she kept her princess opened to her, one foot on top of her shoulder, the other pinned underneath her taller weight, making the blonde feel as if she was being encased.

Treasured.

Loved.

When that hot tongue rasped against her ribs, Usagi shrieked in laughter and cried out to the heavens as Setsuna kissed her bellybutton. Layering her with kisses. Devoting herself to driving her crazy. Panting, Usagi squirmed and tried to get away.

It was too much, and overwhelmingly delicious.

With a vicious snarl, Setsuna wrestled her to the bed and eased her up against the headboard, keeping her under her but open, very much in the same position as she had been. Red eyes grinned up at her and Usagi tried to breathe, tried to exhale the desire she felt curling low in her belly.

"Sets-cha-a-aan, I need to touch you, please. .!"

"Now, now, Usa, not yet. You haven't said my name yet."

Whimpering, Usagi slammed herself upwards and reached down, twining her fingers into the silken locks of her partner and holding on for dear life as the time wielder eased down, reaching up even as she leveled herself near the blonde's wet folds and pinching her aching nipples.

Desire coiled through her like a whip, so sharp that Usagi wreched herself against the headboard. Before she could hit the hard wooden head, Setsuna was there, her hand above her and holding her down, kissing her gently as she soothed her tightened buds and gave her some patting licks to the cheek.

"Shh, shh, Usa, calm down. Trust me here, I've got you."

And she did.

Setsuna eased her princess onto the middle of the bed and rolled them up like a burrito roll, trapping them both inside. Grinning down at her captured love, Setsuna leaned forwards and placed another soothing kiss to her forehead, running her hands down and lightly starting the journey of exploration again, softly skimming her palms over the trembling mounds and gently laving her throbbing breasts.

Usagi caught a whiff of Setsuna's hair and she whimpered as she pressed closer, catching the hem of her senshi's shirt up in an upwards tug and ripping it off. Nuzzling ever-so-close, princess opened her mouth and got her first taste of trembling flesh.

"Ah-h! Usa. .!"

Triumphantly raising her head, Usagi shyly grinned and raised her eyebrows in a suggestion manner, mirroring the look she saw just moments earlier.

"Don't worry, I got ya, just enjoy here, Sets. . una."

And those red eyes widened as the pupils dilated; Usagi's hands raced down the taller woman's sexily-toned body and pressed between them, quickly grabbing the still-going-strong vibrator rolled in with the blanket and slipping the head of it between Setsuna's lower lips, just as she rolled her most loyal senshi's clit in between her curious fingers.

Setsuna exploded.

Fire scrambled her system and Usagi was the only one there keeping her hold on sanity as she orgasmed hard, her body twitching uncontrollably as she let go and screamed her princess' name, arching upwards and collapsing into the blonde's smiling arms.

Panting, Setsuna tried to recover as quickly as she could, snuggling deep into her lover's embrace and shuddering through the white light keeping her vision in hold.

"Usa, hah, hah, you're the one who's going to kill me here. Oh, I love you, Princess."

The time wielder could feel the woman underneath her relax, then press up into her tight hold and wrap her hands around her middle, smiling against her skin as she kissed her still-trembling collarbone.

"I love you too, Setsuna."

Time all but stopped, and Setsuna knew with every fibre in her being she would spent every extra second she had in her lifetime coming back to this, remembering those softly-spoken words. Pure peace and calm came over her, and Setsuna sighed, snuggling into an even more comfortable hold.

When she met the wet folds of Usagi's hot center, though, she grinned to herself and suddenly rolled the both of them over, loving the widening of her princess' eyes when she spread her legs between the blonde's own and made the other woman gasp.

"Love usually has something coming to it, Usa. Like, say, a time-stopping climax?"

Setsuna treasured the hot blush she felt between Usagi's thighs, and her flushing face. Grinning lazily up at the blonde, Setsuna slowly ran her hands down the curving hips and directly to her center, gently probing the pouting lips.

"Y-You. .! A-ah, Setsuna! Y-You're such a tease, no. .!"

The time guardian immediately stopped, then laughed softly at the look of utter loss her princess had above her, and the grabbing hands that quickly guided her fingers back into position. Cocking her head, Setsuna smiled.

Usagi was so cute.

Red and blushing, her princess met her gaze with a boldness that dared her to surprise that innocence of hers away. Laughing again, Setsuna moved her fingers over the hard bud that throbbed its presence, poking out of the delicate soft blonde furs closely cropped to her sex.

"Mmm, so you don't want me to stop? Stop what, Usa? Tell me, love. I want to hear you say it. Tell me what you want, I'll give it to you."

Setsuna moved her fingers slowly back and forth over the sobbing lips, grinned when Usagi whimpered and bowed down over her own hips, trembling with the unknown feeling her most trusted senshi brought her.

Suddenly, she giggled and drew herself up, nipping her love's breasts as she came face-to-face and rolled her hips against her again. Usagi let out a high moan and clamped onto her, kissing her with a fierce need.

"I need. .! Oh, Setsuna. .!"

Returning the sloppy, wet kisses, Setsuna sighed and held her love away from her, reveling in the dazed look of hungry Usagi. The princess was panting, her brow furrowed in want as she edged closer to her senshi, wiggling on Setsuna's lap and drawing the time guardian in a wanton hug.

"What do you need, love? Tell me, Usa, I'll give it to you, I love you."

Blue eyes searched hers, then blinked.

*grumble*

"I'm having an intense crazing for ice cream, Sets."

It was Setsuna's turn to blink as Usagi's stomach grumbled against her own, and she laughed as she plunked her horny princess onto the bed sheets, rolling them both out of the burrito blanket and getting to her feet.

Luckily Hotaru was still over for a sleepover at ChibiUsa's, a fair trade-off for the younger Tsukino, and Haruka and Michiru were now trying out the theater, so no one would see her sprinting naked through the house and rummaging naked through the refridgerator.

Except Usagi.

Planting a quick kiss to her new lover, Setsuna grinned down hungrily at her unreleased Princess and winked. Tweaking her cheeks and then nipples, she bounded back for the door when Usagi reached for her, mewling.

"I'll be back, love. Then we can feed your appetite real good."

And Setsuna was back in a flash.

"I'm hungry, Setsuna. And I'm really wet down there, so lie right back down on this bed and let me have my way with you. Oh, you're the sexiest plate I'm ever going to eat on. A juicy, hot Time Wielder."

Usagi about laughed at the wide look she was getting from the older woman. Setsuna had returned and the heat that had swirled in her belly that had been under control, if for a short bit, returned and inflamed her to no end.

With every look her senshi gave her, Usagi felt the tremors start up again, and she tackled the green-haired woman onto the bed, rolling her under her and taking the ice cream from her hands and slathering the surprised woman.

"USA?"

Laughing hysterically, Usagi eased the cold bite of ice cream by instantly licking Setsuna's body, diving downwards and inhaling the sweetly cold cream with the swift lapping of her tongue. Setsuna was writhing underneath her, her senses on overdrive as Usagi nuzzled her after every lick, wetting her chin and slurping up her essence.

Red eyes flew open as Setsuna felt her princess' fingers ease into her hot folds, slamming in and keeping up a pleasurable pressure even as that hot tongue assaulted her skin.

"Come for me, Setsuna. Once more, I love you, come for me, you're so hot and you're covered with my favorite, sweet, cold, ice cweaaam. . ."

Setsuna couldn't help it.

With a snarled howl towards the moon, Setsuna exploded once more and thrashed about the bed, sobbing as the heat raced through her again and her soul shattered with the loved force of Usagi's licks and thrusts.

"Ngh, ngh, n-yaaaa! Usa, I love you, oh, Usa. .!"

Usagi crawled up the bed, licking all her way up and gently kissing Setsuna on the lips, letting her trembling lover feel how sweet she tasted. Setsuna moaned and gasped as she broke surface and back into the present, shuddering as she plastered herself all over her princess.

Gently rocking her, Usagi placed herself to Setsuna's core and thrust, once, gazing deep into those searing red orbs and mewling as she merged her rigid sex against Setsuna's trembling wetness.

"Setsuna. .!"

And it was her senshi's name she called as she reached the highest pinnacle pleasure could ever give to her.

When Usagi came back down from her high, the first thing she saw was Setsuna's caring gaze on her, the love apparent in those smiling orbs as she curled into her, nestling her into the crook of the older woman's arms. With a shaky laugh, Setsuna sighed and groaned in bliss as she stretched out against her love's amused torso.

"Mmmm, Usa, you full, love?"

Usagi giggled and pressed closer to her older lover, placing a kiss to those full ruby-red lips and licking the delicious treat that lapped back at her.

"I'm never going to get my fill of you, Setsuna."

Usagi watched as the usually-mysterious demeanor of Setsuna Meioh morphed into something of a little kid's, the bright grin she gave filling the princess' heart and swelling it to a full feeling of love. Tossing her long mane and dark green hair, Setsuna curled closer and kissed the tip of a twitching ear, a blush stealing across her serene features.

"Likewise for me, love, but I'm going to try my damndest when we're in the shower the next couple of hours. All that time, and forever more."

A grin broke out and mirrored Setsuna's own as Usagi squealed in delight and quickly pulled her laughing time guardian up.

Next pleasurable stop filled with unlimited love, free: Setsuna Meioh's delicious shower.

A/N: . Okay, so the a/n up above involved Rei and Minako with the funny sentence and the promise of bed-rolling. Fast-forward to the next chapter, long in coming, probably. ^^; This might take a while in uploading chapters, so bear with me, 'cause I've gotta go for a little trip involving four plane rides. Next up, Haruka and Michiru are still abstaining from jumping each other's bones ((yet)), so some other characters need good lovin' the next few chapters. Notice they're not so hot since I'm only reserving that for Haruka and Michiru. Ja! ^^