A Man and his Candy
A Poem from Gaius to his Candy :3
You all are beauties
Oh, Candy so tasty,
As well as you, glazed pastry.
So scrumptious and unimaginably sweet,
How you all sweep my tongue of its feet!
From caramel to butterscotch, to truffles galore!
My body and soul craves for nothing more!
Candy, Pastries, nothing compares to thee!
Especially if the merchants give y'all away for free!
Even if the women do diss ya',
Forget them! They only eat apples and papaya!
They never tasted something as scrumptious as you,
AAAAAAH! SWEETS, HOW I DO LOVE YOU!
SWEETS! SWEETS! HOW CAN I RESIST!?
WHEN YOU'RE AROUND, I CAN'T CEASE OR DESIST!
SCREW THESE RHYMES!
I WANT PEPPERMINTS AND PIES OF KEY LIMES!
Damn... I love Sweets too much.. but that's between us...
I'll love you even if you give me dia-bee-tus.
A cutesie thing, I LOL'ed while making it... Hope you enjoyed and REVIEW and/or SUGGEST!
