SCENE THREE?

(BELLA and JACOB walk on together. JACOB is pushing the tricycle.)

JACOB
So, I know you can't help me with this at all, but you can entertain me.

BELLA
Entertain you?

(BELLA rolls around on the floor and starts taking her clothes off.)

JACOB
Well, if you want you can do that, but I meant that we could talk.

BELLA
Oh, that's cool too. I just love spending time with you.

JACOB
What would you think if I sang out of tune
Would you stand up and walk out on me
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song
and I'll try not to sing out of key

JACOB and BELLA
Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, Gonna try with a little help from my friends

BELLA
What do I do when my love is away

JACOB
Does it worry you to be alone
How do you feel by the end of the day
Are you sad because you're on your own

BELLA
No, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, Gonna try with a little help from my friends

JACOB
Do you need anybody

BELLA
I need somebody to love

JACOB
Could it be anybody

BELLA
I want somebody otherthanyou to love

JACOB
Would you believe in a love at first sight

BELLA
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time

JACOB
What do you see when you turn out the light

BELLA
I can't tell you, but I know it's mine

JACOB and BELLA
Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Oh, Gonna try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody
I just need someone to love
Could it be anybody
I want somebody to love

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, Gonna try with a little help from my friends
Oh, I get high with a little help from my friends
Yes, I get by with a little help from my friends,
with a little help from my friends

BELLA
You know, I really hate music. Edward listened to music once so now anything with a tune makes me want to die again.

JACOB
So Cullen ruined the entire point of a musical too? He might as well just rip my heart out and eat it too.

BELLA
He's a vampire, not a zombie.

JACOB
Whatever, they're both equally pale and blood-covered.

SAM (O.S.)
So, Jacob, come on, it's time for our daily-

JACOB
SAM! Bella's here!

SAM (O.S.)
Sorry dude, but you know the drill. Get your ass out here

BELLA
What's he talking about? You aren't joining a gang, are you?

JACOB
Of course not! I'm just going to go do some… super secret Indian stuff. You know, dancing and stuff. You just… chill here, and I'll be back.

(JACOB walks to the right side of the stage. The lights dim on BELLA as SAM and INDIANS go to JACOB.)

SAM
Okay, Jake is here. We can start.

(BELLA slowly walks towards the INDIANS.)

INDIANS
We are werewolves, we are werewolves, we are werewolves, we are werewolves.

(They start dancing in a circle.)

INDIANS
We are werewolves, we are werewolves, we are werewolves, we are werewolves.

(BELLA takes a few more steps forward.)

BELLA
Jacob!

JACOB
Oh! Bella! It's not what you think!

BELLA
Actually, I think the chant was pretty clear. You're a werewolf! How could you not tell me?

JACOB
I'm sorry, but I couldn't!

SAM
Yeah. I commanded him to, and he's my bitch, so he had to. No hard feelings.

JACOB
We can just be better friends now! Yays!

SAM
MAN UP! That's an order.

JACOB
Yes sir! What I meant to say was Bella, let's go watch some sports while I bang you. How about it?

SAM
Manlier.

JACOB
While fishing.

SAM
Manlier!

JACOB
On top of a rhino!

SAM
MANLIER!

JACOB
WHILE WREASTLING AN ALLIGATOR, RUBBING DIRT ON MY FACE, AND TALKING ABOUT BOOBS!

SAM
Good. Now, continue!

INDIANS
We are werewolves, we are werewolves, we are werewolves, we are werewolves.

BELLA
Right… I think I'm going to go home.

AND HIS SECRET IS OUT! Haha. I amuse myself. The song is With A Little Help From My Friends by The (wonderful) Beatles. (The title may not actually be right, I'm not too knowledgable on Beatles songs.) Also, please take a moment to jump around in the circle chanting like the werewolves. It'll make you feel better.
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