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Note: Good question OddAuthor there is a reason that Poof wished for that. Why? Wait and see...
Chapter Seven:
Tammy awoke with a start to find herself chained uncompromisingly to a damp wall in an almost pitch black cellar with very little room to move. As her eyes became accustomed to the light she began to notice that she was not alone, a small crowned dog was chained up to her right, and on her left she could see the outline of Rick. Wow, she thought, Even his outline was handsome. She shuddered and gave a scream as something wet and slimy fell onto her shoulder and oozed down her shirt sleeve before dripping off of her hand and onto her hand.
"Well," she smiled wryly, trying to make light of the situation, "this isn't how I expected my first date to go."
"Yeah!" she heard Cosmo's voice " as date's go, yours is pretty la-hay-me (lame). I mean you should of seen my first date with Wan..." he stopped himself, "err... the my wife, the Tooth Fairy. It was great, I bought her so many roses, shame they didn't have any petals, but still, I..."
Tammy hung there, silent and open mouthed, she couldn't believe it. Cosmo, still in dog form, had just spoken to her, in a room full of people. There was a brief silence, and suddenly the confined cellar was filled with noise. If Tammy had expected Jorgen to appear in a large flash of light and take Cosmo away forever, she was in for a shock, everyone in the room could see just as little as she could and, instead of freaking out, just assumed that it was another of the captives speaking. Tammy groaned as the room overflowed with anecdotes about first dates, and sympathetic muttering. Tammy groaned and would have buried her face in her hands, if not for the rather uncomfortable manacles around her wrists and ankles.
The chatter lasted for five long minutes, during which neither Tammy nor Rick said a word. One of the captives (a woman of about 20 ish) had somehow managed to get on to the subject of her extremely annoying ex-boyfriend when the whole room was filled with light. The occupants of the cellar screwed up their eyes to block out the blinding rays, as two hunched figures slouched down the steps, grinning from ear to ear (a difficult thing to achieve when your ear is on your neck and you have no chin). The older Crocker spoke first, noticing the green dog that was chained infront of them.
"An oddly coloured dog," he mused, addressing himself as much ad himself, "now, many people would assume that this is a result of animal testing, or that I am colour blind, or possibly a result of nuclear radiation building up in the stratosphere before manifesting itself in an oddly coloured localized snowstorm which has become caught in this mutts fur thus giving it an odd green hue, but that is simply insane. Therefore the only reasonable answer must be that the dog is in fact a," he paused savoring the moment of victory, taking a deep breath and clearing his throat he continued spasming as he said each word, "FAIRY GOD PARENT!!!"
His son stared at him,he had always believed that his father was a visionary, a misunderstood genius who was far ahead of his time, but now he saw it, his father really was, absolutely, 100%, round the twist, up the wall, utterly and completely insane.
"Father," he sighed, "that is not a fairy, there are no such things as fairies. Can you not see that it is green, and that there is a four leaf clover on it's collar." This was true, as Cosmo never went anywhere without at least one lucky item, ever since a particularly nasty experience while trying to teach Poof to walk, in which he had been crushed by at least 76 anvils of his own creation and had decided not to risk the same thing happening again.
"What are you saying junior?" Crocker growled furiously.
"What I am saying father," the younger of th two retorted, "is that this is in fact a LEPRAUCHAUN!" he shouted, bouncing off the walls in an insane manner.
Tammy, smiled as the two men began to argue, shouting vehemently at each other until they where both blue in the face and gasping for air. Noticing a large button labeled Captive release, captives do not press, she turned to Cosmo, a twinkle in her eye.
"Cosmo, quick, I need you to Poof out of those chains and free us, it's our only chance..." She trailed off, noticing that Cosmo wasn't listening, he was instead staring at the Crockers and seemed to be muttering something along the lines of, "There fighting over me. Yay! I feel so loved and appreciated." Tammy groaned, turning to Rick, who she decided was the more sensible of the pair, "Rick! We need to get out of these chains and over to those controls."
Rick smiled stupidly at her "Why would I want to do that?" he asked "I'd much rather stay here with." Tammy groaned, if she had been there one hundred zillion and one years ago when the rules were first created then she probably would have known that all rules where placed there for a reason, as it is impossible to make someone fall in love with you without a love arrow, the muffin instead simply simulated love by putting Rick into a deep hypnotic trance, in which all he could think about was Tammy, this made both conversation and saving other peoples lives, rather difficult.
Cosmo grinned up at her, "Hey Tammy!" he smiled, "Look! There fighting over me, I feel so happy!" Rick growled, and with a shout of "YOU KEEP AWAY FROM HER, YOU WEIRD TALKING DOG!" he began to struggle with the chains. Tammy smiled as she saw his cuffs begin to loosen, this was exactly what she had been wanting him to do. He eventually broke the (incredibly badly made) chains and landed on the floor, just as both Crockers collapsed from exhaustion and fell into a deep, deep sleep, but instead of running to the Captive release button, he rushed up to Cosmo and began to throttle the poor defenseless fairy. Tammy was just about to do something when a hole was blown in the ceiling, Rick was thrown into the captive release button, and three angry, metal robots, each with "V-Icky" written on the side floated through the roof.
"Attention all Twerps, we are now in charge of the earth. You are now our slaves, come with us or die."
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Poof squealed, Wanda screamed, Hassian gasped in shock and Tommy... well... Tommy fainted. The mass of Vickybots simply stared at them all and laughed, advancing slowly on the three fairies and the godchild. Normally a Vickybot would not even be a match for Poof, but they were up against not one, not two, but every single Vickybot in existence (that's right, they were all in Dimmsdale). Hassian raised his wand to fight them back but, with the regulation farting noise, it wilted as his Sapphfairy was destroyed and the nano fairy inside was eaten. The wall into Tammy's room was blasted to pieces, (much to Wanda's annoyance, as she would probably be the one to clean it up) to reveal a dark figure.
The figure was dressed in a flawless, yet dusty, postal uniform. His face was covered in taught pale skin, with a hooked nose, pointed ears and long, straight, grey hair. His mouth was filled with knife like teeth and his eyes were burning yellow lights, surrounded by dark pits. He carried a postbag over his shoulder, into which he slipped a letter, before retrieving a list of pictures and, oddly, a purple stuffed teddy bear. The Vickybots beeped their warnings at the newcomer, before turning and swooping down at him. The creature grinned, and, with a flick of his wrist, sent them all out of the hole where the window had been and pulling the fairies wands from their hands, before quickly repairing the wall.
"Well well," he grinned, his voice sounded as though he had iron filings in his voice box, "so you're here." He picked the muffin of the floor and deposited it in his bag. Turning to Poof and Tommy, who was slowly waking, he consulted his list. "Tommy Turner. Finally you are my prisoner and my plan is nearly complete. Now, let's see if we can find your sister." He laughed manically, only to pause and turn to the little fairy.
"And Poof, this appears to be yours," he handed over the bear, "cos I certainly didn't wish for a bear."
Cliffhanger. Cliffhanger! Cliffhanger!!!! The next chapter shall be the beginning of the end. A shame but all good things must come to an end. Please keep reviewing.