Emily marched out of Smelly Nelly's, opening the door with a disgruntled bang that

she never intended. Where did Derek Venturi get off dating a cutsey little blond after

he had told Casey he was done with girls?

That was...done until some whore caught his eye.

She began walking down Harper Street twords the library. Maybe Casey had just told

her a bit of false information to save Emily from the embarrassing fact that Derek

would never be interested.

Emily was beginning to think it was her looks. The guy was obsessed with blonds;

Amy, Kendra, and now Sally which is what her name tag had said. There were a few

girls over the years that were out of place in his 'type' genre but he always went back

to what he liked best. They gave 'dumb blond' a whole new meaning.

She sat in the first booth right inside the door for forty minutes, observing the

repulsive sight. Strangely enough, Derek looked uncomfortable with her watching

him. If she knew any better, he almost looked like he was worried what she thought

about his new flavor of the week. But that was a crazy notion. He never cared one

ounce for what she thought.

Emily had been treating every girlfriend he ever had like she carried the plague since

they were in the first grade together and she caught him behind a tree at recess

playing i'll show you mine if you show me your's with Erica Karst. He would just smirk

and tell her to get a life. He wasn't mean about it like he use to be, but he still tossed

it in her face every chance he got.

This Sally girl didn't giggle at what he said or try to flaunt assets that she somewhat

lacked, but still moved her body in a way that was sure to draw his attention. At one

point, she did ruffle his hair a bit, making it stick up in every direction.

Emily had spent so much time crying on Casey's shoulder about Sheldon, that she

decided to avoid asking her friend to join her. A little alone time couldn't hurt either

of them.

She still had an ache in her heart like no other about the way her boyfriend dumped

her...by text. He texted her that he had decided to date Amanda and no longer

wanted Emily. After five months, spending every waking minute together, that was

how he ended things.

As much as she cared about her ex-boyfriend, she had to admit that if Derek had

wanted to wisked her away, Sheldon would be history as well. Maybe that was how

he felt about Amanda, but it was highly unlikely. It really wasn't appropriate of her

to be such a hypocrite.

She began jogging up the steps to the library's big double doors, looking forward to

spending the next two hours crying over romance novels. Half way up, she paused.

Taking out her new at&t cell phone with a touch screen, she reluctantly dialed Casey.

Burdening her best friend with more troubled stories probably wasn't the best idea,

but who else could she talk too? And it didn't escape Emily's mind that the last

person Casey would want to talk about was her nemesis, yet they both seemed to be

getting along better lately, as strange as they may seem.

Sitting upon the huge concrete slab to her right, she settled herself upon the cool

support and waited for the brunette to pick up.

On the fourth ring, a small "Hello," sounded on the other end.

"Hey Marti," Emily said in a high voice that she always used with small children. "Can

I talk to Casey."

"Whose this?"

"Emily. Who else would it be?'

Marti giggled. "I know, just makin' sure on account of Casey 'spifically telling me to

not give her the phone if you called."

Emily's face soured momentarily, but there was no way she could blame Casey after

she had taken care of her so well the entire day and then this morning.

"Would you please tell Casey I'm on the phone and see if she will take my call?"

"Okay," Marti sing-songed before throwing the phone down so loudly that Emily

grimaced.

She waited on the other end for nearly five minutes. About to hang up, a suprisingly

cheerful "hey, Em," registered on the other line.

"Hi, Case. Marti said you're doing some relaxation."

"Not very much. With five other people home, how much relaxation can a girl get."

"And that is why I'm absolutely okay with being an only child."

"Eh, you have no idea how lucky you really are...so you doing any better?"

Emily could hear the slight sloshing sound of the tub as Casey asked her question.

"Ya I guess so. I'm getting ready to go in the libary and read for a bit. I havn't done

anything like that in awhile."

"Oh, sounds like fun. I'm reading To Capture a Princess as we speak. It's just so

romantic, Em." And then Casey tried to fix her mistake. "I mean, romance totally

sucks but the books well written."

"It's alright, Case. I'm going into the library to read a bunch of romance books, too.

As strange as it sounds, that sometimes helps."

"I'm glad you're feeling better," Casey exclaimed and Emily could hear a genuine smile

in her voice.

"Well, I was, but you'll never guess what disgusting display I had the misfortune of

witnessing at Smelly Nelly's."

The other line was so quiet it became eerie. It was almost like nobody was on the

other end, not even breathing could be heard.

"Case?"'

"Hmm."

"Did you hear what I said?"

"Um, ya. So what happened at Smelly Nelly's?"

"You know how you told me this morning that Derek has once again sworn off girls?"

When she didn't get a response, she continued.

"They hired a new waitress who is blond, as usual. She seemed nice enough when

she took my order, but the way she was fawning over Derek was disgusting. I

mean...she's no Kendra but subtlety goes a long way. I walked into the place and she

was all pressed up against him like his normal type of girl. I can't believe he thinks

whore's are attractive," Emily still got no response so she took a deep breath and

continued.

"Anywho, they totally ignored me for like five minutes after they clearly heard me

walk in. She was playing with his chest and had her head cocked like she was the

shit. I was the only customer in the whole place, so I...heard...every...word. She

totally asked him out for tonight and he said yes. And on a school night, can you

imagi..."

Suddenly a dial tone echoed in her ear. They must have got cut off or Casey dropped

the phone in the tub. "I wasn't done with my story yet," Emily muttered to herself.

She redialed the McDonald-Venturi residence and waited for an answer.

Ring...ring...ring...ring...ring. You have reached the house of George, Nora, Smerik,

Casey, Edwin, Lizzie, and Smarti. Please leave your name and number and we will try to

get back with you as soon as possible. Emily smiled at the cute message, each member

of the houshold had said their own name, with the exception of Derek and Marti

saying eachothers.

She hung up the phone without leaving a message. Wondering what was wrong,

Emily contemplated heading over to see Casey to make sure she was alright. But

there was a house full of people so if she drowned they were bound to find her

before Emily could.

Shrugging her shoulders, she once again ascended the steps of the library and went

inside.