A lot of people seemed to want to see laser tag, so here it is! And I shall endeavor to work on several of the game suggestions ... especially Twister ... since about five people suggested it...

"I do not completely understand."

"It's a fake phaser. You shoot each other with it for points. Not me, dammit, Spock, I'm on your team! Look, there's Jim. He's on the red team; shoot him."

"I do not wish to shoot the Captain."

"It's a game, Spock. Just do it."

"Spock! You've betrayed me!"