Author's Note

Oh My God I am soooooo sorry I haven't posted anything in a long time!

But here's the thing! I HAVE an excuse! So my foot has been hurting for the longest time and I finally got into the doctor's office. Well, it turns out that because I ski so much (Live in Minnesota!) I had a deteriorated (or maybe dead) bone in my foot! I got an MRI Friday (follow-up appointment is tomorrow), so I don't know just how serious it is yet, but I'll get back to you next chapter!

Anyway… This one is gunna have a little Rachel all up in it!

Here are some important things you MUST know for this chapter:

It takes place in Original Songs. It's after the klaine kiss, but before the competition.

~Assume right after the kliss, Kurt and Blaine are "boyfriends".

~Dalton has dorm rooms and because Kurt transferred, he has a single.

~Also assume klaine had been hanging out like boyfriends before they were together.

~Rachel is insane. Duh…

Wow. Long Author's Note! READ ON!

G – Glee Club "Wars"

It was a quiet Friday night at Dalton Academy. Most of the boys go home on the weekends to be with their families, but because the warblers had regionals the next day, they stayed home that weekend. Kurt and Blaine had just come back from an early dinner and decided to go back to the Kurt's dorm for the night. It was only a little after five, so the two still had almost five hours before curfew.

A small laptop was placed on top of pillow in the middle of the bed and it was quietly playing The Little Mermaid. The two boys were resting at the headboard Kurt was calmly snuggled under Blaine's arm. They were already tired from practicing Candles to the point of exhaustion and were close to falling asleep against each other.

Blaine's head was resting on Kurt's and Kurt's eyes were drifting shut when…

You make me

feel like I'm living a

teenage dream

the way you turn me o–

"Hello?" Kurt answered, his scratchy throat cracking at the end. Blaine's chest shook from suppressed laughs.

There was a little static on the other end and then a loud, piercing, shrill voice.

"KURT!"

"uhhh… hello?"

"KURT YOU NO GOOD TRADER! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR NERVE! HOW COULD YOU DO SOMETHING SO SELFISH AND DANGEROUS! THIS COULD START AN ALL OUT GLEE CLUB WAR! DO YOU KNOW WHAT COULD HAPPEN IF THAT HAPPENED!"

Blaine heard the yelling from the other end and gave Kurt a confused look. Kurt looked at his boyfriend and mouthed the word 'Rachel'. Blaine's face changed, and he whispered in Kurt's ear.

"What does she want?"

His hot breath sent shivers down Kurt's spine and he looked back up at Blaine. His eyes were still filled with question, but they also had a hint of cockiness to them. Kurt was shaken out from his boyfriend's trance by a very deranged Rachel.

"I DON'T EVEN THINK YOU CONSITERED YOUR FRIENDS! OH SORRY! YOUR FORMER FRIENDS! DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT US ANYMORE? ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME? OH MY GOD I BET YOU'RE WITH BLAINE NOW! YOU AREN'T EVEN LISTENING TO –"

"SHUT UP!" Kurt yelled. Blaine's eyes widened with shock as he watched his boyfriend come down from losing his cool. As long as he's known Kurt, he hadn't ever seen Kurt yell like that.

Kurt saw Blaine's eyes widen and blushed immediately. He took a deep breath, put the phone on speaker and continued the conversation with his ex-rival.

"Ok. Listen here Rachel Berry. What makes you think that you have the right to call me the night before regional's and assume that there is something that I have done to burst your perfect little star world. I am enjoying the time I have free and you are not helping at all by calling me in hysterics! Now you are going to calm down and quietly tell me what the hell you called me for!" Kurt finished his rant and took in a large gulp of air. And somehow, Blaine's eyes were even bigger.

Now Blaine had known Kurt for some time. He had seen him in many different modes before. He had also seen Kurt go into his 'bitch-mode' before. Once David had broken his laptop case… and… well… let's just say he never broke one again.

His train of thought was broken off by Rachel's voice again.

"Mercedes told me that you and Blaine made out over a dead cardinal." Rachel bluntly put.

Blaine and Kurt made very bashful eye contact.

"Kurt? Hello?"

"What?"

"Well…. Did you?"

"It wasn't a cardinal."

"Oh my god I knew it! I can't believe you would do something this stupid after all we've been through as a glee club! I was SO right!"

"And what were you right about again?"

"You turned against us! You joined the enemy and are now DATING one! First you go and talk to it, then you start liking it, next you go joining its school and lastly you start swapping spit with it! How could you do this to us?" she finished with a Rachel like huff.

Kurt looked at Blaine with annoyance and exasperation.

"First of all, Blaine isn't an it, Rachel. And second of all, I haven't betrayed you. I HAD to leave McKinley for my safety. In case you didn't remember Rachel, Karofsky threatened my life. There wasn't another choice." Kurt ended his sentence in a bitter tone. Blaine cringed in memory of his boyfriend's former tormenter.

There was an eerie silence on the other end.

"Wait… He threatened your life? I thought you were just scared of him. Oh my god Kurt I am so sorry." Rachel's voice was lased in sorrow and regret. Just by her tone, you could tell she was really sorry for what she had just said.

"Yeah well I figured Finn told you. I figured he told all of you. You have to understand Rachel; I didn't leave you all because I wanted to. I didn't leave to date Blaine. That was just an added bonus. I enrolled because I felt unsafe. I needed Dalton and I needed Blaine. I'm sorry if I hurt you along the way." Kurt finished quietly. There was a very cold air about the room. It felt uncomfortable, but not awkward. It felt very sad and depressed.

"I'm really sorry that I called you like this Kurt. I didn't mean to bring up bad memories. I'll make sure I tell the others not to tell you off about dating Blaine. You two deserve each other. I hope you'll be happy." Rachel's words were full of sincerity, and truth. Kurt smiled.

"Thank you Rachel. It means a lot. And it's alright. No harm done, ok?"

"Ok. But hey, I gotta go. Sorry to cut you off after ranting at you! How about you, me and Mercedes plan a little post-regional's shopping trip?"

"Sounds good, Rachel. I'll text you later."

"Bye, Kurt"

"Bye, Rachel"

Kurt ended the call and sighed. He put his phone back in his pocket and rested his head on Blaine's shoulder. A minute passed and Blaine finally spoke up.

"She's crazy."

Author's Note

I was thinking of adding a little more emotional talk between the two, but they were about two days into their relationship, so it didn't seem all that realistic.

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