Although Harry was adopted and made heir of the Back House. He decided that he really didn't want the duties of being head of the house. He had more than enough marriages saddled on to him and he really didn't want any more.
So Harry made a decision that he would get Sirius's swimmers running back and up so that Sirius would be the Head of the black's and Harry would be the back up heir. With that decision made he owled Remus to meet him somewhere specific and he opened up his communicator to get Sirius's attention. "Sirius Black" He whispered. " Then the picture of Sirius showed up " What's up pup?"
Harry looked at the man and felt all emotional, this was the man that he had foolishly lead to his death because Voldemort fed him the wrong information. Harry in that timeline was a foolish and impatient guy. Not this time around.
"Sirius, I would like you to meet me at the shrieking shack in Hogsmead, Remus is coming too. I have an awesome surprised for you both". Harry said this with a genuine and caring voice. "Oooh, what is it? Is it the latest addition of PlayGirl Wizard? Or some Kentucky Fried Chicken?" When Sirius was saying this all he was practically drooling, and Harry couldn't help laughing. "What I love me some fried chicken". "All right, I'll bring some chicken, but be there in 30 minutes okay?" "You got it Pup!".
Harry and Luna both popped to the shrieking shack. Remus was all ready there and Sirius was in his dog form. He came up to Luna and started acting all cute and stuff waging his tai and rubbing her leg with his cheek. He even whined to be petted and held. Luna did so. Harry couldn't help but throw Sirius a jealous look and glare to the damn animagus. Remus was just too amused by the seen and could help looking amused. Then Harry had a great idea and he smirked. He took out the basket he had hidden behind him and waved the chicken wing in Sirius's face. "Here boy, don't you want this nice juicy fried chicken, its nice and fresh, and hot" The dog nodded and tried to take a bite but couldn't then harry threw it and said fetch. And Sirius pounced after his chicken wing. Now Remus was on the floor rolling with laughter, and Harry snuck on over to Luna and wrapped an arm around her possessively and stole a kiss. In which Luna blushed. Sirius was just happy munching on his chicken wing, and remus just smirked at Harry.
After Sirius finished his chicken wing, he turned himself back into his human form. " So who is this young lady?" "I'm Luna Lovegood, it is nice to meet you Mr. Black" "Now, now, dear, its Sirius, the sexiest man alive!" "Sirius, Remus, Luna is my wife recognized by magic as my soul mate".
Sirius and Remus were both shocked. It was Remus who spoke first "How did this happened?" Harry retold his tale to both of them of how they met and how it clicked for them. Then Harry drooped the secret about what his life really was like for the past 7 years, and how he wanted them to be his left wing men.
The men both nodded and this time Sirius spoke first. "All right were both in, but pup did you say that we would both be enrolled in preschool? I'm pretty sure two grown men can handle anything a bunch of kids throw us how hard could it possibly be in Preschool?" Just like that Sirius just had to ask. Training in preschool was hell, poor Sirius had the worst problems ever. While for once Remus was doing well. Sirius couldn't pick up any ladies because his status of being a preschooler. Two, he was just trying to comfort a kid, Sirius never knew what hit him for as soon as the kid started sneezing lots of fire leaked out of his nose and Sirius ran for his life with fire right on his ass. Three, the little girls that had crushes on him, did not like the answer no and kicked him constantly. He couldn't do anything other wise their parents would come and beat the shit out of him. Like the time he told a part porcupine girl that he did not like little girls. She threw her diaper off to prove that she was not a little girl, and stole some of the teachers underwear, then she put it on. Lets say the father came in, angery, that man most of corrupted his sweet angel and that he would murder the man for making his daughter a theif. So screams of I'm sorry could be heard, with a ball of spikes behind him.
Remus was doing really well, all the kids loved him, even the teacher would pull him aside to have fun. No one discriminated against him instead they treated him as a human being, and gave him high paying jobs. He got asked on many dates by many women. He was told he could move up to kindergarten because he was doing so well. But he declined, the real reason why he loved the entertainment his friend brought him.