Yo everybody, I would like you all to put your hands together for today's special guests: Hinata, Hababi, Hiashi, and Niko Hyuuga. They were reunited after a long long time of being so far apart.

Hanabi: I don't understand why we are here.

MDUK: Because you are to discuss your feelings on being seperated for so long.

Niko: Even though Naruto was and still my first family, it is nice to know that I have another family that is connected to me. However, I will still go to Naruto because he is and always will be my best friend.

Hiashi: I am just happy to have apart of my first wife back so to speak, even though we never married she was my first love and my first fiance.

Hinata: Do you regret meeting my mother then?

Hiashi: How dare you insuate such a thing, I loved your mother very much. Both women were special to me in that I loved them both and would give anything in the world for them.

Hanabi: Why are we here again.

MDUK: That could have gone better. Oh well.

On with the mother fucking story!

Unknown Location Deep Within the Borders of the Village Hidden in the Clouds

A single light hung from a single electric wire over an old wooden table. The light was dim enough to only cast's its glow along the middle of the table leaving the rest of the room in thick darkness. The two figures that sat at this table stared where the other would be contemplating there next moves. After some time one of the figures restarted the conversation.

"So… What would you have me do?"

"What you feel is right for our cause. What else?"

"But to invade that village, would mean pure disaster!"

"All I ask is for you to lend me some of your men."

"No, I must keep my men out of this."

"What! You mean to pull back in my time of need? What about all the help I have given you and the promise of that bloodline that you need so greatly!"

"Just because I have decided to keep my men out of this does not mean I will not give you help. I will pull some favors with someone that will get you all the men and a monster to do your bidding."

"I assume you want your precious bloodline delivered to you for this help?"

"No, by getting it, it will only point fingers where they do not belong. Especially with the hermit snooping around in places that only he can get to."

Silence enveloped the room as the two figures once again contemplated what they must do next.

Back in Konoha

Naruto was walking back to his apartment after some training with Niko when he spotted another blond haired person. Normally this would not be so much of a shocker to him but this blond was none other than Ino Yamanaka and she was standing outside of his apartment.

"Hey, uh, what are you doing out side of my apartment, uh, Ino?"

Said blond turned and smiled at the boy before turning back to the city that was infront of her. "You know, this has to be the perfect view of the city. How did someone like you get an apartment this great?"

Naruto smiled at least happy at the thought that one person believed his apartment was in a good position for viewing the city. It was right below the Hokage Monument and since his apartment was on the top floor, the view could only be bested by being up on the Monument itself which is what Naruto was prone to doing. "Well I like the fact that you like my apartment and all but still what are you doing here?"

"Chill Naruto, I was just sent here to let you know that all jonins are required to be at the coronation ceremony tomorrow at eleven hundred for the new Hokage, whoever it is."

"Oh that's easy. It is Tsunade-sama."

"You mean the slug princess and one of the sannin?"

"Yeah, but I like to call her baa-chan."

"Baa-chan?"

"She is my grandmother."

"So Jiraiya-sama is your grandfather?"

"Seems that way, I could introduce you if you want."

"That would be awesome! I have always wanted to be like Tsunade-sama. She is so cool."

"Hehe, take away her addiction to gambling, and sake and you would be right."

"No need to fuss over the little stuff, Anywho with that over with I guess I will take my leave."

"All right, see you later then." Just as Ino was walking down the balcony to the stairs Naruto called out to her, "Hey Ino! If you want I could show you somewhere that has a much better view than this!"

Ino turned around and smiled, "Sure, when would that be?"

"Il pick you up tomorrow at sixteen thirty!"

"It's a date!" and with that the blond Yamanaka ran off to go brag to Sakura about her date with Naruto.

Naruto just smiled thinking of the other blond before stretching and going inside his apartment to get some well deserved rest. Quickly setting his alarm clock for Nine Hundred he stripped down to his boxers and put on his sleeping cap and quickly fell asleep.

Elsewhere in the Murky Depths of Konoha's Under City

Sasuke Uchiha sat in a room that smelled like absolute hell, he wished his boss would find a new place for there meetings other than a room running next to the sewer lines. However he would not voice such trivial things to the man before him, for he was the man that promised him the power to kill the two people he hated.

"Danzou-sama is it really necessary to take him out?"

"Yes, that boy will be nothing but a thorn in my side and yours as well considering his relationship with… him"

Sasuke frowned, even though he hated Niko and wanted him dead he would not like killing his friend. However, given the right opportunity he wouldn't hate it either. "When shall I proceed?"

"Tomorrow after the coronation takes place; you will follow him and when he is alone you will strike with out mercy."

"Yes Danzou-sama."

"Good now get out of my sight; I have more business that needs to be taken care of." Sasuke nodded and stood then shunshined out of the room.

Slowly Danzou inclined his head to the shadow of the room where a cloaked figure stepped out and smiled down at him. "So Danzou, I see you have kept your side of the deal."

"Yes, after he has disposed of the boy you can have him."

"Kukukuku, so what is it that you need me to do?"

"Just kill that old monkey during the invasion, and I will take care of your former teammates and ascend to be Hokage."

"Are you not worried about the damage that will be dealt to the village?"

"Not really as long as everything goes according to our plans everything will turn out just right."

"Hmm, this is a dangerous game you play. Are you sure it is wise to kill them off before they can rebuild the city? Surely you can use them to suit your needs at first then rise up once everything has been lulled into a false sense of security."

"You do make a good point; I will look into these proceedings with a much more open mind thanks to you. If that is all it is time to go ruffle some feathers with in the council."

With that the two men vanished from the rooming leaving it empty until the next meeting.

Next Day, Hokage's Tower. 10:55

Naruto stood next to his fellow jonins; Ino, Sakura, Shikamaru, Niko, Kakashi, Neji, Gai, Kurenai, Hinata, Asuma, Anko, and several other non-descript faces. Naruto was surprised at the five other rookies that had been able to make it into jonin's in the time he was gone. (Remember, he did not meet Neji.) Before the group stood the Hokage, Saroutobi Sasuke, with his second successor beside him Senju Tsunade both clothed in the Hokage's robes looking impressive to say the least.

While the two Hokages talked Naruto, Niko, and Shikamaru began there own conversation. "So Niko, Shikamaru. When did you two become jonin exactly?"

Niko smiled and let Shikamaru speak, "Four months ago after saving Kakashi, Gai, Asuma, and Kurenai from getting killed on a particularly troublesome double s class mission. Naruto whistled at the thought of the fire power that four jonin and two jonin elects could deliver while on the same mission.

"Me and Shika were actually supposed to be jonin before that but we were lazy."

"What else is new?"

"There is going to be a new Hokage?"

Naruto sighed at his friends antics. Then looked over to Tsunade and Saroutobi as they began to walk outside onto the balcony to announce the new Hokage-ship he was barely listening to the words as his eyes scanned the area looking for anything that could go wrong. While Anbu would be stationed along the village's perimeter the jonin would be stationed next to the Hokage's and in the crowd to make sure nothing would happen from within. He caught sight of a pair of blood red eyes staring at him before he realized it was none other than Sasuke Uchiha. He stared back into those cursed eyes all the while not realizing his killing intent was skyrocketing.

He finally noticed it when Niko nudged his side causing him to look around noticing that everyone was eyeing him with there hands on there weapons just in case. "Sorry guys, just thinking about something that happened on my training trip."

Tsunade looked at Naruto before turning back to the crowd and finishing her speech.

After everything was said and done they returned to the office where Tsunade hit Naruto behind his head, "Stupid brat, you trying to get yourself killed or taken to Ibiki?"

"I like how you put killing infront of Ibiki's name. Is there some history there?"

"Trust me kid, I have had to patch up many of Ibiki's 'patients' just so he could continue. It was a very efficient system at first, then it just became sickening and eventually it was done away with because Ibiki found new ways torturing using nothing but mind games. I think that even a Yamanaka would fall short in doing what Ibiki could do. Don't you think so Ino?"

Ino smiled, "Yeah, Ibiki-sensei is deadly when it comes to mind games. In order to get into the Interrogation section to work you must be subjected to one of his tests. I don't think I slept for a week, then I finally had a talk with Anko and everything was fine."

"Psh had a talk my ass! You bawled your eyes out for three hours on my shoulder!"

"What ever Anko-sensei, you know you like being close to my well developed body."

"Well developed? Girl take a look at me, you have nothing on well developed." At this point Naruto was blushing like crazy since he was alone in the room with Anko and Ino due to everyone leaving to head down to the reception area for a slight party.

"Uhm girls, your bodies are really nice and all but we must get going to the party."

"Ah, Anko-sensei you hear that. Naruto likes our bodies! Maybe we should show him how well they can be used." She began to rub herself against Anko who merely grinned and wrapped her arms around Ino.

"Oh how I would like that, maybe he can join us. I haven't felt the touch of a man in so long I don't know how long my little body would last under such strong hands."

Naruto was mentally killing himself as he tried to think about dead puppies, drowning someone, training, killing cats, or anything else depressing that would take his mind off the two women infront of him. Thankfully they stopped just in time.

"Okay Anko-sensei, it looks like he isn't a pervert after all. Even Ibiki couldn't resist when we did that to him."

Anko giggled then grabbed Naruto into a tight hug, "You will make her so happy don't ruin it!" Then she ran off to go do what ever Anko Mitarashi does. (If this is not her last name let me know, I honestly cannot find or remember it. X.x)

Naruto looked at Ino confusedly before he just shrugged and let her lead him to the party below.

Later on…

As the party was winding up Naruto was trying to talk to one Neji Hyuuga who was trying to apologize to Niko.

"Neji-san do not worry about it, me being named as heir is just as dumbfounding to me as it is to you. I believe that my half sister is a much better choice than I am, however I do have some plans for the Hyuuga's way of life."

Naruto looked between the two, "Uh Niko, what is going on?"

"What do you mean Ruto?"

"Your heir to the Hyuuga's now?"

"Oh yeah, because I am Hiashi's oldest child and I have a stronger form of the byakugan the elder council of the Hyuugas have decided to place me as next heir to the clan. However I only agreed on the grounds that my sisters would not be given the curse seal, which the elders did not like but, hey, it worked!"

"So what are you trying to apologize to Niko for, uh Neji right?"

Neji turned to face Naruto and bowed his head slightly, "Yes that is correct, and I was apologizing for embarrassing Niko-sama, and myself infront of everyone earlier before you arrived."

Niko sighed when he heard the formality associated with his name, "Neji, for the last time stop putting -sama at the end of my name! I am only two years older than your self, and besides, when I am done with fixing the curse seal I will be a hero!"

"Why is that?"

"Oh it's simple really; I redesigned the curse seal for all Hyuuga's. Instead of being able to punish people with it, along with destroying the byakugan when the person holding it dies, I have altered it just to destroy the byakugan when the Hyuuga dies that way no one will be able to get a hold of our bloodline."

Neji looked at the man before him skeptically, "So, how do we know it works? For all we know you are going to put a better version of the curse seal on us."

Niko frowned a bit at the insinuation that Neji had put towards him, "Because Neji…" He began to unwrap the white cloth that was around his left bicep. "I have the seal my self; I was my own guinea pig so to speak." He pulled away the remainder of the bandages and showed his arm to the two men before him, "I would not do something to a member of my family with out doing it to myself first."

Neji stared at the curse seal which was in the shape of an eyeball with a spike running it through from the top to the bottom. (Think of the Neversoft symbol for the Tony Hawk Games.) "This is amazing Niko, I am truly sorry for doubting you once again. However, why is it in this shape, surely you could of come up with a better shape to brand our clan with."

"Actually, I couldn't have. I chose this because it represents what the seal does; besides it is ingrained in my nerve pathways so that if someone were to remove it in an improper fashion I would no longer be able to access my byakugan. Also if my arm is cut off the seal will transport itself to my other arm, if that is gone, it will move to my chest over my heart. I figured if it got moved from there a person doesn't have to worry about having to put it somewhere else."

"What about if someone were to cut along, or down the middle of the seal trying to nullify it?"

"Simple, I actually devised away for it to take chakra from the host's body for it to repair itself."

Neji simply gawked at Niko before he raised his hand, "May I just ask for you to provide proof of your last claim?"

Niko smiled and slashed his bicep with a kunai then watched Neji's expression with glee as the boy gawked once again at the seal closing itself up."

Just as Naruto was about to comment on the healing factor he was roughly pulled away from the two men and towards one blond Ino Yamanaka. "All right bub, its time for you to pay up?"

"Pay up?"

Ino smiled and grabbed his hand before leading him out of the building, "Yeah, that's right. You owe me a date!"

"Oh yeah, I remember something like that now!" Scratching the back of his head sheepishly Naruto looked up at the sun, "Well it's not yet time to show you just yet, so how about I take a beautiful young woman such as yourself out to eat?"

Ino blushed at the comment and nodded as she walked side by side with the blond until they reached a modest restaurant. "I hope you like this place, it's not the best but with no reservations it's the second best choice."

"What would be the first best then?" Asked Ino while walking into the restaurant and taking a seat near a window in the back.

"Ichiraku of course, but I was not sure if you loved ramen and since its not the best first date place I figured I would stop here, but its not to late to change my mind!"

The girl laughed at the blond man's joke before ordering a soup and salad from the waiter while Naruto just ordered a soup. "Even though we haven't eaten in five or so hours I am really not that hungry."

"Yeah, I know what you mean. Although they do have the best soup here, so you won't be too depressed about missing out on your ramen."

"As long as I am with a girl such as you, I think I will be just fine."

"You are so cheesy."

"Yeah, I am, but you like it. Don't you?"

"Maybe just a little bit, but don't tell anyone."

The two went on talking for awhile and left after they finished there food, looking up at the sky the blond noticed the sun was just about to set so he began to walk towards the Hokage Monument.

"So are we going back to your apartment Naruto? I didn't realize you were so frisky. I thought you were going to show me a better view of the city, not your body."

Blushing at the comment Naruto thought it would be easier by getting there as quick as possible so after grabbing the young mind walker's hand he shunshined up to the Hokage Monument on top of the Yondaime Hokages head. Ino began to look around and finally noticed that Naruto was sitting down next to her looking out over the city, "See what I told you Ino."

"Yeah, it is amazing Naruto."

Turning to look at Ino he smiled, "Yeah it really is."

After noticing he was looking at her Ino slapped his shoulder playfully, "Will you stop being so cheesy!"

"Never in a million years, besides you know you like it because you admitted so earlier."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever you say. Anyways… How did you find this place?"

"Well, I was never really liked very much as a child by the populace of the city because of something that happened when I was born. So when I ever wanted to be alone I would always come up here. It truly is an amazing place and I am so thankful that I thought of coming up here. The reason why I sit on my dad's head however is because well even when I was younger and I did not know he was… my… dad… ah, shit."

Naruto was looking at Ino who eyes the size of dinner plates, "Naruto, you mean to tell me that the Yondaime Hokage, the greatest shinobi from his generation and could be forever after was your father!"

"Yeah, I forgot Tsunade is not going to declare that until tomorrow. Oh well. The cats out of the bag now."

"That is so cool!"

"Isn't it though? I mean I was an orphan all my life and shunned by everyone I knew as a child including yourself then as soon as I return everyone couldn't really give two shits about me and once everyone finds out about my father they will pretend to love me and think I am the greatest thing since the last Uchiha." With that said the blond just stared out over the crimson sky as the fading rays said one last goodbye to the city below him.

"Na.. Naruto… I didn't mean to offend."

"I know you didn't Ino, its just sometimes all this shit gets old you know what I mean."

"Yeah, but I got some news you might like."

"Hmm, what could that be?"

Ino smiled once Naruto was looking at her as she made subtle shifts with her eyes motioning them behind the two towards an outcropping of rocks. "No one likes the Uchiha anymore."

Naruto moved his eyes straight up and straight down then smirked after focusing back on the woman before him. "Really, I guess it is about time the city has seen what an ass he really is."

"Yeah, it was all because of what he did to Niko."

"Yeah, I heard what happened. That bastard deserved a stricter punishment. The only reason why he didn't die was because of his fucking eyes."

"I don't even really know what I saw in him, all he did was act cold to everyone. You know, some people think he is gay."

"Wouldn't surprise me one bit, remember he did try to stab Niko in the back. Maybe using a kunai wasn't the only thing he had in mind."

The two began to laugh as they could feel a subtle amount of killing intent behind them. Deciding to move the plan into overdrive Naruto faked laughing some more and rolled down the side of the piece of the monuments hair that he was sitting on blocking any view from above and formed two shadow clones, one to go alert the Hokage and one to circle far out to the side. Slowly he moved back up to where Ino was sitting and feigned embarrassment while the Yamanaka scolded him for such carelessness.

After a few more moments Naruto looked at Ino and sighed, "All right beautiful, go ahead and go on home maybe we will do this again sometime."

Ino smiled and nodded, "You bet your hot ass we will." She stood up with the blond and gave him a quick peck on the lips and blushed, "For good luck with everything."

Naruto grinned and nodded. "Well until next time."

"Bye Naruto." And with that the young Yamanaka shunshined away from the monument leaving Naruto to look out at the city before him, making sure Ino was gone he turned towards the outcropping of rocks and smirked.

"Come out come out where ever you are Uchiha." A few moments of silence passed before he smirked again, "Fine if you won't come out I will just flush you out."

An explosion rang through Konoha interrupting every one as they all stopped to look at the Hokage Monument where two figures could be scene fighting. One such conversation that was stopped happened to be between the Godaime Hokage and a Naruto clone who disappeared after relaying the information the Hokage, who quickly scrambled a squad of Anbu then took to the roof tops to help her grandson.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN! CLIFFY!

I need your opinions on where to take this with the uchiha

should

a) sasuke die by naruto's hand

b) die by order of council

c) be ordered to death by hanging but escape/ get saved

d) escape narrowly after getting defeated by naruto

e) incapacitate naruto for him to run away

f) should naruto just let him leave or something

Anywho enjoy the read and make sure you review damnit!

By the way Japan is awesome I got a car! However I still miss my camaro.