A/N: Ok, I haven't updated in a while and I wanted to write something new, so this isn't that great.
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Klutzyvamp101: Esme?
Luv2shoppe: Wow, Esme!
Motherofthevamps: Yes, I know, I'm on Aim.
Luv2shoppe: This is cause to celebr8! Im getting the guys…
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Klutzyvamp101: So esme… Alice owes me a porche…
Motherofthevamps: What did she do now?
Klutzyvamp101: Well I helped her catch Jasper in the act of saying something bad about her, so she promised me a porche.
Motherofthevamps: I'll talk to her.
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Emo_man: Hey guys.
Motherofthevamps: Hey Jasper.
Klutzyvamp101: hey jasp
Emo_man: I need a new haircut…
Motherofthevamps: What is wrong with your hair?
Emo_man: I don't know. I just want change. I need people to notice me because EVERYONE HATES ME!
Klutzyvamp101: Kk, remember wut dr. phil told u about. just breathe iiiiinnnnn and ooouuuuutttttt when ur feelin bad.
Emo_man: iiiiiinnnnnn and ooouuuuutttttt…..
Motherofthevamps: Jasper, I'm very confused. If you can control emotions, why not just make yourself non-emo?
Emo_man: Good point……
Emo_man: Brb.
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Luv2shoppe:wheres jasp?
Klutzyvamp101: went to get himself some non-emo emotions…
Luv2shoppe: OMC!
Klutzyvamp101: wut?
Buff_Teddy_Bear: ?
Luv2shoppe: u'll find out in 9 seconds
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Wuts_on_ur_mind1918: hurry up! I'm missing bella…
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Klutzyvamp101: Awww….. :-)
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Klutzyvamp101: OOOOHHHHHH noooo……..
Happy_sunshine_man:Oohhhhhhh yeeesssssss :-)
Klutzyvamp101: OOOOOooooOOOOOOooooOOOOHhhhHHHhHH nooooOOOooooOOOOoooo……..
Happy_sunshine_man: OOOoooOOOOOoooOOOOHhhhHHHhHH YYYyyyyYYYYeeeEEEsSsSss :-)
Happy_sunshine_man: oh mister sun, sun mister golden sun, please come shine on me!
Motherofthevamps: Alice… are you sure you're ok with this?
Wuts_on_ur_mind1918: w8, I can read her mind… shes in mental shock…
Happy_sunshine _man: *speaks in british accent* Mother esme, may we go give funds to the poor and go help some wounded animals? I feel very giddy all of a sudden. :-)
Klutzyvamp101: where is she eddie?
Wuts_on_ur_mind1918: um…. Shes….. in….Afghanistan?
Buff_Teddy_Bear: Lets rescue her!
Klutzyvamp101: eddie, come to mi house and pick me up? I don't wanna b left out…
Wuts_on_ur_mind1918:it'll b hard to swim across the atlantic with u in under a half hour.….
Klutzyvamp101: *batts eyes adorably* ohhhh plllleeeeaaaasssseee eddie? *makes puppy dog face*
Wuts_on_ur_mind1918: wellll, I cant see y not….
Klutzyvamp101: yay! :-)
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Buff_Teddy_Bear: Oh, r we leavin now?
Motherofthevamps: Yes, I guess we are Emmett…
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Happy_sunsine_man: Alice deary?
Happy_sunshine_man: AaaaaAAAaaaAAAlllLLLlllLLLLiiiiIIIiiiIIIiiiIICCCcccCCCccEEEEeeeeEEEE?|
Happy_sunshine_man: Ahh. I feel wonderfully refreshed and extatic.
A/N: Close up on Alice; eyes staring in shock, mouth open wide, pale white (oh w8, opps 2 l8 2 notice that…) and poor, poor Jasper with his happiness and such… poor, poor, Jasper…