A/N: Oki-dae. So i would normally have just gone on to the next day, but i really wanted to write Fuma's first impressions, so thats what happened, me having the power and all. Anyways, i was reading one piece a bit back and it occurred to me over and over again(i always forget) just how manly Zolo is. Like no offense to Fuma, but Zolo beats him ten times over in that department. He might wanna work on that. But then again, he wears those funkadelic glassies even when he fights, having no fear if they break so close to his eyes. That is pretty manly, i gotta admit. I don't own this or that, or blah di blah di blah. Did i mention i DO own X? No? Good, cause i would have been lying through my teeth. I mean keys. Enjoy!
MEETING THE PRINCE
"What the hell?!" The boy shot up. Fuma leaned back for a better view. Definitely a boy. 'Huh, his eyes are purple. Funky. It seems to fit him. Matches his hair. Daffodils, he's sorta skinny. Could this possibly be the prince? Aren't they supposed to be pudgy?' The older boy noticed the other's eyes drop to his chest. They popped back like elastic.
"Holy Macaroni! Your a girl?!" The bed occupant threw a hand over his mouth, realizing what he just said. Fuma suppressed a chuckle. 'This guys funny already. Tosh. Not realizing I'm supposed to be a girl. Maybe he's half-blind.' He suddenly scowled. 'Wait a minute! I am supposed to be a girl! No girl would take that lying down.'
Fuma pulled his best girl voice(horribly scratchy, kinda nasally, all around icky.) "Of course I'm a girl! Are you blind?!" Welcoming the urge to mess with the other boy, he added, "I should be asking you that. Are YOU a girl?" A smirk sashayed across his face. It grew as the youth shivered.
"No, I'm not a girl." His voice took on a high and mighty tone. "I am the Crown Prince Kamui. Who are you and what are you doing in my bed?"
Fuma's smirk grew. 'So he IS the prince. Score!' "Well, I'm Phantasy Amenti. I'm here for the ball down stairs." 'Perfect chance for messing.' The smirk allowed through a slight leer. "And you."
The Prince shivered again. 'This is too much fun.' "That doesn't explain why you are in my bed. Go back to your silly ball."
'Garlic and cheddar! He's about to throw me out. Think. Think.' Fuma opened his mouth, but it then hit him. 'What a cool window. Pull him over there and outside!' Following his plan, his hand snaked out and grabbed Prince Kamui's wrist. Fuma pulled the Prince across the room, oblivious to the others struggles. They stopped in front of the glass. 'Outside.' "OOH! How lovely! Oh, lets go! I want to see outside!"
The Prince looked about to refuse, but something must have occurred to him because he said, "If I open the doors, will you leave after you look?" Fuma nodded enthusiastically. 'I can't believe that actually worked.' As he stepped onto the balcony, he slipped up and let out a "Wow" in his normal voice. He quickly covered this by flopping in a chair and gushing, "Wow! How glamorous. I wish I had a place like this. Shnazzy."
He watched the Prince clamber onto the railing, with his legs over the edge. The younger boy was directly in front of the moon. It's light made his hair glitter and the whole this looked quite romantic. But Fuma was never a romantic kinda guy(though he thought he was.)
'Hmm, this guy ain't bad. I could possibly not have to resort to death by flowers. He's cute enough to keep, no doubt about it...but will he cooperate? I must make him come to me. Strike conversation... Youreekah!'
"Do you want to know how I got up here?" Though he'd just meant it as an icebreaker, the Prince swung around and stared. He nodded. 'Here we go.' "I have powers." Not caring that anyone knew or putting any thought into what he said, he spoke off the top of his head, all the while staring intensely at the Prince Kamui. The purple eyes grew wider as the babbling went on (which was not very long.) Suddenly, around the end of his speech, the impostor was overcome with the urge to pull the Prince on his lap and hold him like a teddy bear. He had to clench his hands into fists to keep from doing so. 'Take it slow.' He shifted his eyes to the floor, trying to gain better control.
"P-powers?" 'Duh.' "I have powers too." Even though he'd figured as much, Fuma glanced up in shock. 'He talked to me. This should progress well.' As Kamui shared an important secret, the other boy zoned out. He'd long ago learned(from Rosali and Mika; applied in school) that if you catch the first and last few sentences, you can reply close to if you'd actually listened.
When he sensed the revelation was coming to an end, he picked up "energy releases". An almost audible click sounded in his head. "Is that what the mini-solar system is? Pent up energy?" Prince Kamui looked back to moon and confirmed this thought with many more words than necessary.
As the Prince spoke, Fuma silently rose and crept up behind him. 'I bet I can pull off a sentimental hug soon and win points. It always works with girls.' But Kamui suddenly turned, exposing him. The smaller frowned and pulled away. 'Ha, what a dummy. I mean,if he keeps leaning away he'll fal-OH WAFFLES!'
The Prince HAD jerked and started falling. Fuma shot out and arm to stop him and caught him around his back. Prince Kamui clutched at the arm, for without it he would surely fall. They made eye contact for a few moments until the Prince said, "Help me up?"
The fake-o pulled the boy up and got hit by another idea(must hurt, all this idea hitting.) Putting his thoughts to action, he fluidly moved his object of attention to his previously occupied chair. Once Kamui was seated, Fuma leaned far over to block the exit. Also for better reach to his own feet.
Kamui shrank back, Fuma leaning even further. He now had one of his moccasins in hand. So close he could count the royale eyelashes if he wanted too(which he found himself kinda willing to do). Fuma(rella) let out a breathy whisper. "I'll be wanting this back." He dropped the shoe in the lap and backed off.
He ran to the railing and saw Inuki was conveniently flying past with Seishirou(he'd been finally caught and kicked out by the knights.{It also didn't occur to Fuma why they were kinda leaving without him.}) Fuma grinned. 'Not only come, but go in absolute style.' He climbed onto the railing and jumped, just as Inuki flew underneath. Having executed a brilliant plan, start to finish, he felt an evil laugh was in order. The mwua-ha-ha's reverberated through the valley long after he'd stopped