ANT-A-Rooney

Hey everybody. Thanks for coming back and I hope that you're ready for a new chapter of this great story. So last time on ANT-A-Rooney Liv came back from her trip and brought Chyna and the Ants with her. The Rooney family met the talented prodigies and Olive becomes smitten with Diggie, which made Maddie and Fletcher jealous. Oh and before I forget Lexi becomes smitten with Joey. I hope Willow doesn't find out. So today, we are going to see some hilarity ensue in this chapter between Joey and Rusty and Olive asks Chyna and Lexi for some relationship advice. So here it is chapter seven. Enjoy,

Chapter Seven

Love and War

After being introduced to Maddie, her brothers and her parents, Liv gave Chyna and the Ants a tour around the house and showed them to the rooms that they're going to be sleeping in. Chyna, Olive and Lexi are going to be sleeping in Liv and Maddie's room. Lexi was amazed to see Liv's side of their room, it was a lot like her dorm room back at Z-Tech. Fletcher will be sleeping in Joey's room and Angus will be sleeping in Parker's room which made Fletcher thinking that he will be dealing with Angus' nightmares and his stale flatulence problem and he also hopes that Parker is a heavy sleeper. While everybody was getting settled, Joey was in the garage working on something that is top-secret. It's so top-secret that he does not want his parents to find out or they'll ground him till he's 30 years old. Joey stepped out of the garage and sees Parker standing in front of the garage door.

"So, Joey. What's going on in there?" Asked Parker.

"Uh, nothing." Said Joey. Parker gave Joey the "don't play games with me" look trying to find out that Joey is hiding something about him.

"Really? Because I see a huge oil stain on your shirt." Said Parker pointing to the oil stain.

"Oh boy." Said Joey.

(Parker's Confessional)

Parker: I don't know what Joey is working on in the garage but I am going to find out sooner or later. Matter of fact, I going to find out now.

Parker kicked Joey in the knee which made him scream like a girl and pushed him out of the way to get in the garage. When Parker entered the garage, he sees their father's riding mower being tinkered with. A pool of oil surrounded the poor little machine, it was like a crime scene.

"What did you do to dad's riding mower?" Asked Parker.

"Please don't tell mom and dad what I'm doing." Pleaded Joey.

"Oh come on. I'm not going to tell on you. I'm your brother." Said Parker. "Is this about Rusty Griswold?"

"Yep." Said Joey. "He's challenging me to a riding mower race. So I'm trying to turn dad's riding mower into a racing mower."

"So you just murdered the mower?" Asked Parker. Joey walked out of the garage with Parker until he ran into a 16-year-old boy with brown hair wearing a blue flannel shirt, a grey Regular Show shirt, blue jeans and LA Gear sneakers. It was Joey's rival, Russell "Rusty" Griswold.

"Griswold." Said Joey.

"Rooney." Said Rusty.

(Joey's Confessional)

Joey: Rusty Griswold. Boy, I don't like that guy. Our rivalry started back in middle school when he stole the girl that I liked. He's like The Joker and I'm Batman. Plus, dad has a rivalry with Mr. Griswold too so dad and I are at war with the Griswolds.

"So, Rooney. What happened to you? Did your little brother vomit on your shirt?" Asked Rusty.

"Hey watch it, Pinhead." Said Parker in a threatening tone.

"Who are you calling Pinhead?" Asked Rusty.

"Parker, shut up." Said Joey getting Parker out of the way. "What are you doing here, Griswold?"

"I'm just here to tell you that I am going to cool whip you at the race." Said Rusty. Joey and Parker looked at each other after Rusty said "cool whip".

"What?" Asked Joey.

"I said that I am going to cool whip you at the race." Said Rusty. "It's an expression."

"I don't get it." Said Parker.

"I don't get it either." Said Joey.

"Well anyway, you better take your hide to a tanning salon because I am going to tan your hide. Yeah, that works." Said Rusty as he left Joey and Parker alone.

"This guy need to work on his catchphrases." Said Joey.

"I agree with you. His catchphrases stink. Take your hide to a tanning salon because I am going to tan your hide? That sounds really stupid." Said Parker. Meanwhile, Chyna, Olive and Lexi were sitting in the kitchen eating graham cracker sticks with Hershey's chocolate spread. Olive was still smiling about Diggie and kept thinking about him. Looks like she's been bit by the love bug. Chyna tries to get Olive's attention by snapping her out of it. The last time she was smitten by a boy was Dixon. She was smitten with him ever since she first dated him. Lexi screamed at Olive which made her get back to reality.

"So, do you think Diggie likes me?" Asked Olive.

"He is pretty cute, and handsome, and adorable. And handsome." Said Chyna.

"Alright, Chyna. I get it he's handsome." Said Lexi.

"Looks like you really like Diggie. I remember the first time that you met Graham at IHOW. You fell head over heels in love with him." Said Chyna.

(Flashback)

Graham: Welcome to IHOW.

Olive: Hubba hubba!

(End Flashback)

"Well what about Dixon? She stole him from us." Said Lexi.

"Well that's because I saw him first." Said Olive. "If I ask Diggie out on a date, should I talk to him about basketball?"

"Well, you should get to know him first and tell him about yourself. Also, he should tell you about himself." Said Chyna.

"But don't tell him your interesting factoids." Said Lexi.

"What if I…"

"I SAID NO INTERESTING FACTOIDS!" Screamed Lexi.

"Okay, okay. Fine. I won't tell him my interesting factoids. But could I tell him just one?" Asked Olive.

"Ugh, fine." Said Lexi.

(Olive's Confession)

Olive: Diggie is so adorable. But, I still have feelings for Fletcher. I just wish he felt the same way about me. I dated a hot chef and a handsome spy who's much more handsome than James Bond. But, Diggie is really. But Fletcher, ugh I love Fletcher. I really do. Did you get that? Would you cut that part out about me loving Fletcher?

Well, that was chapter seven. Tune in next time when Liv and Maddie talk about Diggie, Angus helps Joey and Parker out with the riding mower and Lexi meets Willow. Don't forget to leave a review. (No Bad Reviews) and I'll see you guys next time. Till next time my fellow readers.