AN: Nothing to say here.

Chapter 7: Angel in the C(limax)enterfold

I ran along the wet streets with Naruto following me behind. We followed some footsteps that were in the mud, with a solemn look on our faces. It seemed as if no one existed as we made our run through the city." Where are they?" I thought to myself. I looked behind me, seeing a look of sorrow from Naruto. I looked back before looking back around, only to see Naruto with those fake glasses with a big nose and a moustache. I cracked up laughing, and heard Naruto speak up, "Well, seeing as that the last chapter was sad and this one will be serious, might as well get some humor in," Naruto smiled. "Yeah, we might end up dying, so let us get one more joke in, Naruto… did you know… that Death Gods only eat apples?" I grinned. We stopped all of a sudden when we heard a "squee!"

Behind us stood a chibi Near, Mello, and Matt. "Squee, let's go to Toys'R'Us!" Near squeaked. "CHOCOLAAAATE!!" Mello screamed. "I have no personality and only appear in ten panels!" Matt shouted. Just then, a blonde girl, a black haired man, and a brunette woman came up. "Die Mail Jeevas, Misa Misa!" the blonde girl smiled, writing Matt's name in the Death Note. He was suddenly shot out of nowhere. The brunette girl wrote down Mello's name, before shouting, "I am your spokeswoman Kira!!" and then spontaneously combusting.

And then all of a sudden, Light came out of nowhere. "You have lost Near!" he smiled. The black haired man wrote down Near's real name, but nothing happened. "Take that Kira!" Near smiled, and out of nowhere, Matsuda appeared and shot Light. The black haired man committed suicide by stabbing himself with a pen, and Light ran away, before collapsing with a heart attack. I looked at the blonde haired woman, who let out a sigh, "Well, too bad, I love you Light-kun!" and she then ran and jumped down a very deep manhole, thus committing suicide. "So that's how the series ended…" I sighed, watching Near having sex with his Misa Legos. "I don't remember that part…" Naruto stated.

After that overrated joke, Naruto and I continued our quest for Pein and our girlfriends. After traveling for what seemed forever, we reached where the muddy footsteps met. We opened the door of... the abandoned high school where many of my friends and even my parents met. "So this is where it ends." Naruto sighed, entering the school. There were four floors of this school and we had to find the stairs, and if our life was anything like a RPG, the last boss, AKA Pein would be on the top.

We had at last found the set of stairs that led to the second floor, and we gladly walked up the steps. We continued up the seemingly everlasting steps until we got to a large hallway, and there stood a silver haired man. "Hello there, my name is Kimimaro, and I'm here to protect Pein-sama and to stop you two." He smiled. We got in stance, but he brought out two blades. "Oh shit! Okay, I know how to beat him!" I sighed. "How?" Naruto gulped. I let down my hair, making me look like a girl, and then a let out one stare, "Sit boy!" I shouted, and strangely, the man fell to the ground. "I knew it, you're Inuyasha!" I shouted. "No, it's just that that's funny!" he smiled.

I sighed, tying my hair back up. "You cannot defeat me." He smiled. We looked at him, and he slammed his fist on the wall, creating a dent. I stared at him with Dragon Ball Z white eyes. But just then, we heard a cold voice, "Go on ahead, I'll take him!" We turned around swiftly to meet the outlined eyes of Gaara. "I gotta help save my sister, but you need to save her Shika." We stared at him with eyes of burning passion, and we both gave a thumbs up. He smiled, and we both ran upstairs to leave Gaara battle Kimimaro.

The first thing we noticed when we entered the next floor was that it was very cold. The next thing we noticed was this hot girl. The next thing we noticed was that this chick was a hermaphrodite because she had no breasts. The next thing we noticed was that this chick had an Adam's apple. The next thing we noticed was that he was wearing shoes that had a slight grip on the floor. The last thing we noticed was that the floor was icy and slippery, and that those shoes of his allowed him to move around freely.

"I'm Haku, and if you call me a hermaphrodite, a transvestite, or a crossdresser, I'll kick your ass." I stared at him, fighting back laughter. I sighed, and walked up to fight him, expecting Kiba, Suigetsu, or someone else to come and kick his butt, but to no avail. And as I walked to the icy floor, Naruto pushed me back. "You're the one, man, you gotta save her for me." I stared at him, but he gazed back at me, and let out his hand. I smiled, letting out a tear of terror for my injured friend. I took his hand and shook it, before walking upstairs to the final boss, never looking back.

I walked upstairs and eventually reached the fourth floor to see the auburn haired madman standing over a half naked and pregnant Hinata. My anger boiled up, and my rage was unleashed when I saw a half naked Temari chained to the wall. "You bastard!!" I shouted, running up to the maniac and punching him in the head.

I stared at the downed man, who got up quickly and smiled, despite his bruising cheek. Pein grinned, and suddenly appeared behind me. He laughed, and kicked me to the wall, where I made a hard impact. I got up, stumbling slightly, but succeeded in getting into a better posture. I gazed at the man, who was making his way towards Temari. I dashed up towards the man and kicked him in the back, sending him to the wall.

He got up, bleeding slightly, and he began to get up on his knees and then rose to his feet. He walked over in a stumbling and broken manner. I backed away, slightly terrified, and he did his Tensa Zangetsu like move again, punching me in the back of my head, but this time, when I fell forward and into the wall, he walked over and began to kick me in the side. He turned me over on my back and he began to step on my stomach. I screamed out in pain, and that's where it all began to go towards me in favor.

I heard a shout, and I looked towards the stairway, and in a flash, he came. "HINATA!!!!" he screamed, running into the room and then punching his uncle with all the force he had. Naruto continued to punch and kick at the man. He raised him up and threw him down the stairs. I ran after Naruto who was chasing the man down the stairs.

The man slid past the unconscious Haku and somehow fell back towards the other flight of stair and down the stairs. The man tumbled towards the window that the unconscious Kimimaro was resting against. Pein rose to his feet and smiled, with cuts and bruises galore on his face. He laughed an evil cackle, and that caused Naruto to finally snap. "Ah ah ah Naruto-kun, not so fast." He smiled, bringing out the gun he used on Naruto previously. Naruto was already running towards him, and he couldn't be stopped. Pein pulled the trigger.

I fell to the ground, bleeding from the gunshot I had received while protecting my friend. Naruto stared at the collapsed me before running towards Pein, kicking the gun out of his hand and then tackling him, "I HATE YOU!!" he roared. The crazed man crashed through the window and fell to the ground. Naruto smiled, and quickly ran over to me. He took my hand and raised me up, and we tried to walk upstairs. But as we turned, Kimimaro rose up, and slashed Naruto in the back with one of his blades, before falling to the ground again.

Naruto collapsed, and I shouted. But he got up shaking and smiled. "Let's go get our girls." He smiled. We got up and started to get up towards our girl's locations. We stumbled occasionally, and I even fell once, but we made our ways to the fourth floor. And the first thing I saw was Hinata rising up and seeing Naruto.

"NARUTO!!" she screamed as loud as she could, running to the injured Naruto. She embraced him in a romantic hug, and began to cry her eyes out on him. "Naruto… you… got… hurt… again… because… of me…" she sobbed. "It's," he coughed, "fine." He smiled. And they kissed passionately, and he fell back, cringing in pain, but with her in his arms. And even with this pain, he would be fine, with her, and their baby. "Hinata?" he asked. "Yes Naruto." She smiled. "When we graduate in three years, will you marry me?" he asked in a happy way. She gasped, and then smiled, "Of course!"

I made my way to the awakening Temari, and fell against the wall. This woke her up, and she stared at me and gasped before she started crying. "Shika!!" she screamed, before she started crying on my shoulder. "I'm fine…" I smiled, burying my head in her long and let down hair. And we cried, cried over our love for each other. And in the end, these two couples, Naruto and Hinata, and Temari and I ended up falling asleep in that abandoned school.

Epilogue: Is This Really the End?

Lime Alert

The summer had come and gone, with Pein being paralyzed and imprisoned for attempted murder on Deidara, Konan, Naruto, and I, and attempted rape on Temari and Hinata. It had been exactly 20 days since the birth of Naruto and Hinata's baby girl, Tsuki, who had beautiful blonde hair and pearl eyes. We all had a wonderful Congrats part, and it was all good. Hinata's parents and Naruto's parents would take care of her during school hours, and would help during after school time.

I had continued to lead a normal life, but this time, I had Temari by my side. I was sixteen now, and it was finally time. It was our half year anniversary. I was actually all alone in my room when I heard a knock on the door. I wore only a pair of jeans and some boxers, but I opened the door anyway, only to see Temari. "Hey Shika!" she smiled. "Hey!" I smiled back. I led her into my room and we sat on my bed.

She gave a little peck, but I pulled her in and we began to kiss passionately. And that's when it happened. I pulled at her shirt, and she allowed me to go on. I slowly unbuttoned the pullover, exposing her black bra. I kissed her neck and began to undo the bra…

I lied on the bed, staring at my Temari. We were both under the covers and it clung to us with our perspiring skin. I kissed her on the cheek, and we began to lay back. "Shika, if I become pregnant, will you stay by me?" she asked. "Of course I will my beautiful Temari." I smiled. "Oh, and Temari?" I asked. "Yes Shikamaru?" she answered. "May we stay together forever, because right now, I'd like to ask, when we leave school and enter adulthood, will you marry me?" I asked in a sweet, romantic tone. "Yes, of course I will, because… I love you!" she smiled and she began to cry happily. And we happily cried ourselves to sleep.

AN: Is this really end? No, of course not. As my most popular story yet, I will be continuing the story with a sequel. All of the fans of this story, please leave a review with your thoughts on the story or the ending. It all turned out well in the end I guess. Okay then guys, this is the curtain call, so good night.