Naruto Blind Dates

by Tally Mai-chan

44 characters in Naruto, including the Akatsuki, are signed up for blind dates. Who will they get? How will there dates go? Crack and more crack. Some dates go a little screwy.

7. Date 6 Asuma and Konan

Hello

Date #6 Asuma and Konan.

"Excuse me but could you please put that cigarette out. It's bothering me." Konan held her hand over her mouth as she flashed her eyes warningly at her blind date. Who was smoking up a storm even though they were in a "no smoking" restaurant.

"Uh… I guess if your sooooooo against it." Asuma ruefully put out his cigarette.

They didn't talk for the rest of the date. Guess that there was no spark… hehehe.. spark…what? Ok that was a really bad pun. I'm sure that not even half of you got it…..