"After this, you HAVE to read the A.N! DON'T SCROLL DOWN AND READ IT-SHIPPING SPOILERS!"

"San's, riddles and puns are not the same thing!" Yelled Undyne. We were eating, and Sans had to pull a pun- then it turned to riddles- I DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED! But now Undyne and Sans are debating who is right.

"i didn't say their the same, i said that they have the same concept. they make people laugh."

"All riddles are not made for laughs!" Undyne was fuming.

"tell me one then?"

"...What did the fish say... Wait the answer to that one is funny."

"see!"

"I'M THINKING!"

"*...The hobbit...* I got one!"

"shoot kid. i'm still right."

"...30 white horses, on a red hill. First they champ, then they stamp, then they stand still..."

"...what they heck's that supposed to mean?" He looked to pap thinking he had the answer, but Pap was stumpted too.

"HA! SEE! HAHAHA!"

"Actually Undyne, I'm still with Sans. The answer makes you laugh eve though it's not supposed to."

"...HOW?!"

"Well, w-what's the answer?"

"Teeth~" Muffet said the answer... Sans, Pap and Alphys started laughing while Undyne tried to hold it in.

"How did you know that Muffet?" I asked

"I got an interesting book the other day and that riddle was one of the few that were spoken of.~ Here's your check dearies.~" Sans looked at the bill and just sat it in the middle of the table.

"...everyone pays for themselves."

Afterwards we all went to where we needed to go. We all got our food together since we all knew what we wanted. I didn't really know what i wanted so i was just looking around the store like an idiot.

"DJ, ARE YOU ALMOST DONE?" Papyrus had 4 bags in each hand. How he was able to carry them with ease was amazing.

"Well, I have no idea what to get. I don't want to waste my cash on something i don't want."

"I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY! THIS HUMAN FOOD IS DIFFERENT FROM MONSTER FOOD. JUST LOOK AT ALL OF THESE PASTAS AND SAUCES! HOW ABOUT I HELP YOU?"

"That'd be great.*His 'understanding' is a blessing right now...*"

"HEALTH IS OF THE UP MOST IMPORTANCE, SO FRUITS AND VEGGIES ARE FIRST!"

I had 5 bags of food for my house with Pap's help. We all payed for the food we got, and placed them in Paps car. Then we found the clothes store. I only got 5 new complete outfits, and a new pair of shoes. I was going to check out, but Undyne stopped me.

"Nice clothes! Hey, Me and Alphys were gonna head out to check the other stores. Alphys asked if you wanted to come tag along."

"Sure. Just let me pay for these, and i'll meet you at the entrance of this shop." I paid for my new things, and carried them in a shopping bag to the entrance of the store.

"H-Hi. We were gonna look for an anime."

"Anime? I'm down!"

"...Y-You like anime?" Undyne looked shocked

"Gotta love Roronoa Zoro in One Piece."

"I KNOW! HE'S A BADASS! NOT 2 BUT 3 SWORDS! THAT ARE CURSED! BEST SWORDSMAN IN HISTORY! COME ON!" We spent almost an hour in the Anime store of the Mall. I got a fake katana sword for the heck of it and Undyne and Alphys got everything from posters to season packs of many anime shows.

"H-Here DJ, It's a One Piece poster. It was 75% off."

"Cool! Thank's Alphys, I never got a poster for them before." I opened the poster and it was an image of Brook playing his violin with the rest of the pirate crew in the backround.

"I h-hope you like Brook. I-I thought you would like it. H-He's my favorite character!"

"Heh, thank you Alphys, you have made my heart shine with joy... But wait..." I could already see she knew what i was gonna do. "I don't have a -ho-ho-hoo!" After i did that, Alphys lost and and started laughing. We were heading to the food court where Sans said we would meet up.

"W-What got you into One Piece?"

"*'back in the underground, things fell from the surface. that's how alphys got into this thing called 'anime'... Thank you Sans* Back in waterfall, a DVD case fell down there, and i took it. Watched it. Fell in love with it. The case had no picture, but i found out what it was watching it."

"I hate it when that happens. I had a box full of things i ended up not liking."

"*She didn't stutter that time... Awesome!*"

"THERE YOU GUYS ARE. WE'VE BEEN WAITING, WERE ABOUT TO LEAVE."

"dj, you coming?"

"Yeah, i'll be there. I wanna get some ice cream." I was a skeleton, but i could still feel the heat since summer was here. It doesn't affect us like other people, but it isn't a nice feeling.

"nice cream is the best! see ya at the car!" Sans grin was huge as I saw everyone leave. I looked for somewhere that had 'Nice Cream' on it until i looked near the west entrance of the food court.

I saw a blue rabbit monster with a small ice cream cart that everyone was just passing. It said Nice Cream... and Sans just said that it was the best... "Hi. Can i have some Nice Cream?" I asked the vendor.

"...Huh? O-OH! Yeah Sure! Sorry business has been kinda slow here... Hang on...Uh... I only have chocolate..."

"Great, That's my favorite flavor."

" That'd be fi-... 2 dollars." He handed me the Nice Cream and i pulled out a five from my pocket.

"...Isn't it five?" I could see the prices in a sign next to the cart.

"Well... Your my first costumer on the surface... How bout a discount?"

"*He's nice...* No, you get the five. No exceptions"

"No I-"

"Take it..." He just smiled, still not taking it. I just stuck it in his shirt pocket. "The 3 is a tip then."

"Your the nicest costumer I had... Well other than the Que- Toriels kid!.. It's hard reframing from that."

"Eh, don't hate yourself. Same here."

"...I'm Clyde Jackson."

"...My friends call me DJ." We shook hands, and i just noticed he was covered in fur. Before the war, i never meet an animal monster that was upright on two feet.

"Your last name start with a J or something?" He asked, placing the 5 in the register.

"No, My real name is just confusing. It's DejaVu."

"...I can see that being confusing. Well. Nice meeting you DJ."

"You too. Bye." I walked away, opening the Nice Cream from it's wrapping. I was near the entrance and-

"HA!"

"AHH! UNDYNE, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU!?"

"I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT!"

"What?!" Her eyes just went to my nice cream back to my face.

"y-...wai-you-...I-I dunno wh-what your saying." I could guess what she was implying. Her and Alphys try to ship people and i think she was doing it right now...

"You were blushing talking to him!" My face got hotter and i almost dropped my nice cream thinking i would do that.

"I w-wasn't b-blushing." Undynes face got a confused look. "w-what?"

"...Why is your face brown?"

"...*oh no...*"

YOU DIDN'T EXPECT THAT DID YA! HAHAH! Guess what? I don't ship this skeleton with the others, and here's my reasons. Papaton is just too cute, lets admit it here. And i really see Sans and Toriel together, not to mention that i read SO many fics and comics with Sans being 'the kid's' Dad! Now you may be asking. "Why the nice cream guy?" Because i couldn't help it. I didn't want to make another character. 'DJ's design, wasn't meant to have a story! I made her based off of what i think myself to look like if i were in the world of undertale! The nice cream guy is my favorite character that isn't a 'main' character to the story. Why 'Clyde Jackson' for his name? I have 2 reasons. Andrew JACKSON, was the name of my Elementry school. In FNaF, Bonnie's toy version, a BLUE bunny. I read fanfiction and his name mostly being Clyde other than Bon, Bon Bon, and Bonnie Blue. Now... regarding the ship with Nice Cream Guy and Burgerpants... 'Burgerpants'... I ship him with the green flame elemental, assumed Grillby's daughter. Yes, i do. been doing that since day one! BUT i may not do that one in this story for future purposes.

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