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Asuna's POV:
After Soryu had left, I had walked out of my room and downstairs to the penthouse lounge.
I couldn't help but think about the words I said earlier...
FLASHBACK:
"Soryu...your more than welcome to join us for breakfast lunch and dinner. I can make you all the omelets you want," I said leaning close to Soryu.
Soryu smiled kindly as he leaned close to me.
"I'd like that...thank you..."
END OF FLASHBACK:
I smiled.
'I really do hope he comes by again to eat with us...he seems to enjoy omelets...' I thought.
'Maybe...I'll make some more tonight!'
"And what are you grinning at?" I heard.
I snap out of my thoughts, seeing how I was finished going down the stairs.
4 of the 5 guys were sitting in the lounge together with Baba and Ota grinning at me.
Azusa had been sitting on Mamoru's lap.
I blushed. "Oh...good morning everyone..."
"Morning, kid," Mamoru nodded.
Ota waved at me.
I turned to Soryu.
He gave me a small smile.
I smile back and slowly walk over to him.
"Great Gwandpa? Why do your wollipop sticks always smell wike smoke?" Azusa had asked.
"Trust me kid, this is nooo lollipop," Mamoru said to her.
Azusa frowned. "Then why does it smell like chocwate?"
I giggle at there conversation and take a seat next to Soryu.
"Whoa whoa whoa! Why are you sitting over there?" Ota asked.
I turn to him. "Huh?"
"You usually sit with us, not Soryu," Mamoru said.
"So...I can pick where I want to sit! What's wrong with that?" I asked.
Neither of them said nothing, although Ota kept smirking at me.
I raised an eyebrow. 'What's with that grin?' I thought.
"Hey Asuna? I don't think I'm cut out for working at C.H.A.O.S. anymore..." Baba said quietly.
I sent him a sharp glare.
"Oh?!"
Baba grew nervous.
"I'm all for testing out cool video games and flying cars but being dissected on? Not so much..."
"You dissected him?!" Ota asked.
Soryu and Mamo widened their eyes.
"You do realize that once you work for C.H.A.O.S. you don't quit do you until you reach a certain age? Unless...if your asking for an execution!" I said.
Baba waved his finger at me.
"Uh uh uh! You specifically said that only applies to your associates who've been injected with Chemical SHD. I wasn't injected at all. So...I'm free!"
I smirked at him.
"You're right! I can't kill you. And it's good that you know your stuff but I'm afraid your not getting off that easy! Because if you decide to quit, you won't receive execution..."
KER-CLICK!
I pulled out a large metallic gun with a blue tip and pointed it at Baba who screamed.
"I'll just have to torture you until you come to your senses..."
"Whoa!" Ota said.
"Cooooool!" Azusa said.
"What in gods name is that?!" Soryu asked.
"My latest inventionnnn!" I sang.
I point the gun in a random direction.
POW!
VREEEEEEEEEEE!
The gun shot out an icy ray which had instantly froze the flat screen TV.
The looks of horror were on everybody's faces as they stared at what used to be their favorite TV, all except for Azusa who looked excited.
"I call it the Freeze Ray! And I'm gonna put it up for..."
I stopped right there remembering that Azusa was still here. She still didn't know about the auctions.
Soryu widened his eyes, speechless.
"The TV's a popsicle!" Azusa cheered.
"Holy crap!" Ota exclaimed.
"You froze the TV..." Baba whimpered.
"Now what am supposed to do in my spare time now?!" Mamoru asked angrily.
"Well Baba, make your choice!" I say as I point the gun at him.
Baba shrieked.
"Continue working for me until your 60 OR be Ota's new human ice sculpture!" I say.
"Ooh! That saves me the trouble from having to make one by hand!" Ota said happily.
The gun turned on.
VREEEEE!
"Last chance Baba! Either you keep working for me, or I will turn your testicles into test sickles! Your choice," I say with a wicked smile.
Ota and Soryu widened their eyes.
"Okay! Okay! Geez! I'll keep working for you!" Baba said.
I smirk in triumph before tossing the gun on Soryu's lap.
"Put it with the rest of the items for tonight..." I say to him.
Soryu slowly picked up the gun doing his best not to show fear. He then set it to the side before turning to me.
"You better hope Eisuke doesn't see what you've done to the TV."
"Oh? Am I supposed to be scared of him?" I chuckle.
Soryu looked at me sternly. "It's no laughing matter! Fix the TV!"
I ignore him and turned to the others.
"Guys! Look! Who am I?"
I sit back and cross my legs over placing my elbow on the arm of the couch before leaning my head on my fist.
I make a cold expression.
"I've bought you..."
"You belong to me now!"
"I own you! You better be here in 5 minutes!"
Ota and Baba bursted out laughing while Mamoru just shook his head.
I get out of character.
"Already laughing?! I'm not even done yet!"
"Ha ha ha! Turn around!" Baba laughed.
I tilt my head. "Huh?"
I turn around and look up.
There was Eisuke, standing behind me, looking down at me coldly.
"You've got some nerve..."
I smirk.
"Oh c'mon Eisuke! My impersonation on you was on point!"
"Stick to inventing, not acting..."
"Sure, whatever you say!"
"...You're in my seat..."
I turn away from him and relax as I put my arms behind my head.
"So sit somewhere else! I'm not going anywhere!"
I then kick off my heels and prop my feet up on the table.
"Ahh this is relaxing..." I sigh.
"Now that's how to live!" Mamoru nodded in approval.
Ota and Baba laughed like hyena's and I could have guessed that Eisuke was giving me a scornful look of anger and astonishment.
I look up at him.
His glare still remained on his face.
Yep I was right!
Eisuke then faced forward and widened his eyes.
"What happened to the TV?!"
I looked at the frozen TV.
"I pulled out the Freeze Ray I had invented and so it-"
DOOM!
SMASH!
Due to the heaviness of the ice, the TV had tilted causing it to lose it's balance and drop to the floor. The glass of the TV had shattered all over the floor with it.
Everyone's jaws had dropped.
Azusa laughed nervously.
"Uh oh! You bwoke it..."
I started shaking.
"Pfft-"
Ota and Baba started shaking.
"Pfft!"
"HIC..."
"HA HA HA HA HAH HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
As I wipe my tears, I look up at Eisuke, his face slightly red and I then knew that I had crossed the line.
I get up from his seat and slowly walk back allowing him to take his seat.
I pick up my heels and put them on before turning back to him seeing that he sat in his usual pompous manner.
"Too bad about your TV...right Eisuke?"
Eisuke just gave me a look as if to say: 'you know what to do'.
I smirk and whip out my two items.
"Quick! Gimmie a number!"
"95 Thousand..." he said.
I start to write.
"95 Thousannnddd!" I sang.
RIP!
"Here!"
I hand him the check.
He took it without saying a word.
"See? I told you this wouldn't be the first time we do this!"
"Break whatever you want...you will pay..." Eisuke said.
I giggle at that.
...
After awhile, Azusa went to meet up with some friends that were staying at nearby hotel rooms.
I had moved my seat and sat in between Ota and Mamoru.
"Great! Now that the gangs all here...what should we do today?" Baba asked happily.
"Why don't we all play some poker?" Eisuke asks.
"So you or Asuna can win again? I'll pass on that!" Ota said.
I snickered at that.
Eisuke and I were the best Poker players out of the 6 of us.
And whenever it came down to me or Eisuke going against each other, there was never a declared winner as the game would go on forever...
"Why don't we go to the beach?" Baba chimed.
"You want me to get sunburned?" Mamoru sighed.
"No, I just wanna see how a hot scientist will look in a bikini," Baba said directing his gaze towards me.
I narrowed my eyes at him.
"Was seeing me in underwear not enough for you? You can go to the beach by yourself..."
"Ouch..." Baba said sadly.
Ota chuckled.
All of us then continued with more suggestions but it was useless because one or two people would often have a complaint about the conditions.
The room then went silent as we were each desperate to come up with something.
Finally, Mamoru spoke up.
"How about golf?"
Everyone looked at him crazy.
"GOLF?!"
"How stereotypical can you get? Not all rich people like golf..." Eisuke said bluntly.
"Golf huh? You really are an old man if your into that kind of stuff!" Ota laughed.
Mamoru growled at him as he and Baba began to tease him.
I glare at Ota.
"Excuse me Ota, but I'm young and I LOVE golf!"
Ota frowned. "You've got to be kidding..."
"A bookworm like yourself can actually play a sport?" Eisuke chuckled.
I turned to him. "Uh, YES!"
I smiled. "In fact, back in college, they called me the Disco Miniature Golfing Queen!"
Mamoru smiled at me. "You don't say..."
I giggled as my eyes wander up towards the chandelier.
It reminded me of a disco ball...
...
Normal POV:
DAYDREAM:
[Background Music: 'Disco Miniature Golfing Queen' From Phineas and Ferb]
There above in a nightclub themed golf center was a disco ball on the ceiling reflecting off all the bright colored lights that illuminated the room.
Under it all was a large disco stage with giant golf ball shaped lava lamps that rested on giant white tees. In the middle of it all was a tilting colorful golf stage/dance floor.
Asuna is then shown afar with a look of shock on her face standing with Mamoru in front of some wavy slides.
Out of nowhere, Eisuke, Ota, Baba, and Soryu slide down from the slides and towards the stage wearing bright colored 90's disco golfing outfits.
Eisuke having a pink suit and an afro, Ota having a neon yellow suit, green shades and an afro, Baba having a neon purple suit, his black hat, star shades with his normal hairstyle, and Mamoru in a neon orange suit, small shades and an afro.
After they hit the stage, Asuna then confidently dances to the beat as Mamoru smiles.
The scene then switches to Mr. Kenzaki, Erika, Sakiko, and Azusa all in disco golfing 90's outfit holding golf clubs before swinging their balls towards the holes of the tilting stage although neither of them are able to make a hole in one...
The scene then switches to Mamoru giving Asuna a golf club. She happily takes it.
The scene then switches to Eisuke and Soryu in a disco like background doing the disco with their fingers before the scene switches to Baba in another disco like background rapidly playing the piano cooly to the beat.
The scene then switches to Asuna in an all purple disco outfit consisting of sparkly pants with a star belt, an off the shoulder belly baring top, white platform sandals, a golf hat, earrings, and a necklace as she poses with her golf club.
Singers: Stepping on the greens in her designer jeans,
Eisuke, Mamoru, Baba, and Ota: (Marching by) She's the Disco Miniature Golfing Queen!
The scene then switches to Eisuke, Mamoru, Baba, and Ota dancing in the background while Asuna does a sway dance with her golf club.
Singers: Wearing plaid and sequins she can make a scene, she's a Disco Miniature Golfing Queen!
Singers: Like a vision from the Disco Golf Magazine!
Asuna then strikes a pose before appearing on a Disco Golf Magazine.
Singers: With her putter she's a hole in one machine!
The scene then switches to Asuna on another magazine wearing an all pink disco golfing belly baring outfit and a headband.
The scene then switches to Asuna on another magazine in an all red disco golfing belly baring outfit before she jumps out of the magazine and to the stage preparing to golf.
Singers: She can dance and swing and really shake her thing,
Asuna then swings the golf club before shaking her hips. The ball then makes a whole in one.
Singers: She's the Disco Miniature Golfing Queeeeennnnn!
With Mamoru watching eagerly, Asuna jumps up and cheers before joining hands with him before the two of them spin around to dance happily together.
Mamoru then lets her go causing her to spin to the center stage as well as changing back to her pink disco outfit.
As she dances, she is joined by Soryu who's in a peach colored disco suit with silver shades, Baba, Eisuke, and Ota.
Singers: She's the Disco Miniature Gol-fing Queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!
All of them do their dances before doing the disco with their fingers. Mamoru then joins the stage before Azusa lastly slides towards Asuna who picks her up and happily raises her in the air as everyone gets in their final dance poses...
END OF DAYDREAM:
...
Asuna's POV:
"Um...why are you dancing?" I heard.
I opened my eyes snapping out of my thoughts.
"HUH?!"
I looked down seeing how I was standing on top of the table, my lab coat was laying on the floor meaning that I had stripped it off.
My cheeks heated up.
Was I...dancing?!
I slowly turned back to the guys either seeing them grinning or looking at me crazy.
"Woo! Shake it!" Baba cheered.
Holy shit...I WAS dancing...
"You must like golf more than I do! Am I right kid?" Mamoru chuckled.
"After seeing that...display...I doubt we'll be going to any golf center because I know you'll embarrass us..." Soryu said.
Ouch...
"Oh screw you!" I spat.
"Get your 'Cinderella' heels off my table, or that will go towards your check," Eisuke says coldly.
I sigh before slowly hopping off the table before going to sit down.
"Why don't we just go to the casino?" Mamoru asked.
"We ALWAYS go there if we don't play poker," Ota said bluntly.
I brightened up. "Ooh! Let's go there! We can see mom!"
Everyone looked at me.
"Your mom?!"
"Yeah, she's performing today! You all have to meet her," I say.
"Ooh! I sure wanna meet her," Baba squealed.
"Yes, I want to meet the mother of a psychotic scientist," Eisuke said.
I glared at him. "Just because I haven't gambled for a long time doesn't mean I still can't kick your ass in some games, Eisuke!"
Eisuke just stared back.
"Ooh! She's challenging you, Eisuke! What are you gonna say?" Ota laughed.
I stood up. "I challenge you to every game! Let's go down right now! Winner takes home 50 Billion!"
Eisuke stands up and walks towards me.
"Come down to the casino..."
"Wear a...long dress..."
I raise an eyebrow.
'A long dress?! What's wrong with what I have on?!' I thought.
Eisuke then walked past me with the others following him.
So...he accepts my challenge right?
...
...
The other guys waited for me down at the casino.
I had descended down the stairs in an emerald green strapless dress with was short and tight in the front and long in the back.
Normally I would use my Morphing Watch to change into my 'Blak Asia' persona but since the casino was full of shady people it didn't matter.
But if security or police were to show up then I'd have to change my look.
I walked up to Eisuke.
"How's this?"
Eisuke looked at me in disgust as he scans my outfit.
"I thought I told you to wear a long dress."
"It is long! Just short in the front!" I say.
Eisuke gave me a look.
I glared at him.
"It's a casino! I can dress however I want!"
"Yeah! C'mon, let her show off those sexy legs!" Baba cheered.
"Thank you!" I say to him.
Eisuke sighed.
I grin at him.
"So...winner takes all?"
Eisuke grins back.
"You're on!"
...
...
...
Eisuke won Blackjack, I had one Craps.
I had won Roulette, Eisuke had one Baccarat.
Eisuke had won Dealers, I had won slots.
And then we both won Texas Hold'em.
...Neither of us were taking home 50 Billion today...
"Well that was a bore..." Ota sighed.
"You can say that again!" Mamoru groaned.
"What a waste of time..." Eisuke said bluntly.
I rolled my eyes. "Oh shut up..."
"Ladies and Gentleman...Ms. Adélia Vega-Santos..."
The crowd then went crazy as multiple men had rushed up to their seats as the lights slowly dimmed.
"Whoa, your mom must be really popular!" Baba said.
"Course! She's a famous performer!" I said.
"Whoa! You never said anything about your mom being famous!" Ota said.
I smiled. "She's come so far since she was once a stripper and then prostitution. Now look at her now!"
The guys give me strange looks.
"You sure sound proud..." Soryu said bluntly.
"Forget it, now lets find a seat and see how this goes..." Eisuke said.
We each then take a seat and music had started playing.
There on stage was my mom.
She had deep purple hair with pink streaks that was curly, my skin color but was all Brazilian.
She had on sparkly makeup and wore a black strapless corset, a miniskirt with mesh thigh highs and garter straps, heels, and a feathered piece that rested on her head.
As she sway walked down the stage she started singing 'Why Don't You Do Right?' doing performances on nearby poles and seducing the men in the audience.
I turned to the guys seeing the looks of shock on their faces.
Mamoru's face read: 'DAMN'
Eisuke's read: 'THAT'S her mother?'
Soryu's read: '...'
Baba leaned close to me.
"That's really your mother huh?" He whispered.
I nodded. "Yep!"
My mom walked towards our direction and winked at Eisuke causing him to slightly flinch before she walks away.
I chuckle quietly at that.
Ota leaned close to me.
"Don't you feel weird seeing your mother doing all this?"
"Not at all! In fact I'm proud of her!" I say.
The performance had soon ended as my mom disappeared from the stage. The audience clapped although I clapped the loudest. Baba supported with some whistling.
...
...
...
We then went back to the lounge where I changed back into my minidress in my room.
The second I go back down the stairs, the door opens.
I smile seeing my mom.
Her hair was now in a French braid with wavy bangs in the front.
She wore a shimmery gold flounce bikini showing off her bedazzled belly piercing and overly voluptuous curves which looked REALLY fake, gold high heels, and a gold feathered head piece with a matching feathered tail.
On the curve of her hip was a tattoo that read 'Sexy' in Japanese letters.
"HEYYYYY BABY!" She cheered as she opened her arms.
"MOM!" I cheer.
I rush towards her and give her a hug.
We exchange a kiss on the cheek before pulling away.
"So good to see you but..."
I scanned her outfit.
"You're a lot more naked than you were before...I thought that song was your only performance for today."
My mom frowned. "Me?! Look at you in your tiny dress!"
She scanned my outfit. "You have the legs, the cleavage, your back, your midriff, and even a slit on your hip!"
I folded my arms. "Exactly why I wear a labcoat!"
"Yeah, what is up with that?!" Mom asked.
"Aw, someone shy about showing all their curves that I gave you?" She teased.
I blushed, boy was she right and I wish she'd shut up because the guys were listening.
She frowned. "Well you should at least be grateful that you have a sexy body in the first place! Goddamn! Do you see how many skinny bitches, hoes and wenches I see swarming in this hotel a day!?"
I narrowed my eyes. 'Skinniness aside...I think I'm looking at one!'
She smiled. "Now! Where are those friends of yours?"
"Hello there Ms. Vega-Santos!" Baba said as he waved at her.
Mom smiled at him.
"Ooh! He's so cute!"
I sweatdropped.
Oh no...
Mom excitedly skipped to Baba.
I glanced down at the back of my mothers outfit.
Her shiny bikini bottom was actually a g string with her feathered tail only partially covering it.
I facepalmed. "Mom! A thong? Really?!"
She ignored me.
Baba smiled at her.
"My name is Mitsunari Baba...char-OOF!"
I widened my eyes.
Mom had brought Baba into a hug, bringing his face to her large breasts.
"Mmm! I know all your names! You're all just so cute and strong! I wanna huggle you all! Mmm!" My mom swooned.
"Oh my god this isn't happening," I say in distress.
"Whoaaa! You sure are affectionate!" Baba said in amusement.
I raised an eyebrow in disgust seeing how a tent formed in his pants.
'Oh god...'
Mom pulled away from him.
She turned to Ota.
"HELLOOOOO! Cutie!" She cooed.
"It's a pleasure to meet you!" Ota greeted.
"Oh! You must be Otaaaa! My baby's childhood friend!" Mom sang.
She took his hands in hers.
"Thank you SO much for being there for her when you were kids! If you weren't there, I bet Asuna would have killed herself out of loneliness!"
She and Ota then shared a laugh.
Angry, I walk over to them.
"Excuse YOU MOM! But I was a loner throughout high school and I'm still alive!"
Mom turned to me giving me an innocent expression. "Aw, and you were also a virgin before you went to college too!"
I growl slightly, my face growing red.
Mom's eyes then came in contact with Eisuke and Soryu.
"Oooooh! More men!"
She then walked over to them swinging her wide hips rapidly with each step.
Baba's face went red. "And its a full moon tonight!"
I shrieked whists covering my face desiring to die as Ota chuckled.
"Hellooooo!" Mom sang.
Baba smiled at me.
"I like your mom already!"
"You are to keep 3 feet away from her, Old Man!" I snapped.
"If I'm old then I can date her right?" Baba joked.
I flashed him a warning glare.
Ota leaned close to me.
"Did she...get implants?" He whispered.
I turned to him.
"I know what your thinking, those curves can't be real..."
"...But they are..."
Ota widened his eyes. "Seriously?!"
"The woman works out nonstop! She'd never resort to injections especially at her age," I said.
"Although she has had botox injections in her forehead...and a lip job...and some false hair extensions...and a nose job...and a face lift...and a liposuction from her waist..." I whisper back sheepishly.
"Oh! She's also had brow shaving, her cheekbones, laser hair removal and laser cellulite removal too!" I added.
Ota widened his eyes. "Whoaaa..."
"Aside from those minor modifications, I see where you get your banging body from!" Baba chucked.
I facepalmed and groaned.
"Soooo handsome!" I heard.
The three of us turned and widened our eyes seeing mom was running her fingers through Soryu's sleek hair.
Soryu looked nervous as to what to do but he didn't want to be rude.
"I guess you must be Soryu! You have such nice hair! And such an amazing body!" Mom purred as she stroked his chest.
Soryu blushed. "I..."
I balled up my fists.
'GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!'
Mom turned to me, not sensing my anger.
"Asuna, are you dating any of these men?"
"No..." I say quietly.
She smirked.
"Of course your still alone...you gotta step it up sweetie!"
I gritted my teeth.
"Shut-UP!"
Baba flinched. "Uh oh!"
Mom smiled.
"I guess this means I can have em then!"
She then sat very close to Eisuke and stroked his hair giggling cutely.
Eisuke gave her a cold expression although mom kept on going as she started feeling him up.
"Get cozy and comfy now..." she purred as she pressed her breasts against him.
Eisuke widened his eyes at the sight of her large chest.
"Mom, you're such a pervert! You're almost 60! Stop being a goddamn skank!" I snapped.
Everyone else widened their eyes.
"60?!"
Mom glared at me.
"Oh SHUT UP! I'm still sexy AND confident! I still got it!"
I narrowed.
"Oh? Well you do realize that that man your feeling up, is your boss?"
Mom slowly widened her eyes.
"...HUH?!"
I smirk in triumph.
"That's Eisuke Ichinomiya of the Ichinomiya Group don't you know?"
Mom turned back to Eisuke who still glared at her coldly.
"Oh...um...your my boss?"
Eisuke just stared at her.
Mom smirked and began to snuggle against his body.
"Mmm...and your so young too-!"
"-Get off..." he said coldly.
Out of slight fear, mom instantly stops what she was doing and scoots away from him nervously.
She then spots Mamoru who quietly smokes a cigarette.
"Hey Grandpa, you got anymore of those?"
Mamoru gave her a look that said: 'Grandpa?! Your the one that's in your 50's!'
"Here..."
He hands mom a cigarette. She takes it.
Mom then pulls out a foot long cigarette holder from out of nowhere, places the cigarette inside and lights it up.
She smokes as she relaxes in her seat crossing her legs.
Everyone looked at her crazy at her behavior.
Soryu raised an eyebrow at the size of her fancy cigarette.
"Just where on Earth did she whip out that thing from?" He asked quietly.
"Mmm...tastes like chocolate!" Mom purrs seductively as she smokes.
"Air headed bitch..." I muttered.
"Gwandma!" A voice chimed.
Azusa then ran down the stairs and rushed up to mom.
Mom smiled.
"Hey! Baby!" She said as she opened her arms.
Azusa jumped in her arms allowing mom to hug her.
Mom brought her face to her breasts.
"Can't...bweathe..." Azusa whimpered.
I widened my eyes.
"Let her go mom! Your killing my child!"
"Geez! Alright! Always the drama with you," mom sighed.
She pulled away from Azusa allowing her to breathe.
Azusa hugged her.
The room then went silent for a moment as mom continued to smoke.
I look at Ota and Baba in disbelief.
"Is she really gonna smoke that hard in front of my child?!"
The two shrugged.
Mamoru chuckled.
"Hell, I do it all the time!"
Mom set Azusa next to her and smoked some more.
Mom looked at the shattered TV in disgust.
"Damn! What happened there?!"
"Ask your daughter, or read what happened in the previous chapter..." Eisuke said bringing his cold gaze to me.
"Don't break the fourth wall!" I snapped.
"Your the one who's breaking things with here! I have a feeling it's going to be a 'running gag' with you!" He said
"Get over it! I paid you back didn't I?" I say rolling my eyes.
"C'mon kiddies! Don't be grumpy!" Mom cheered as she got up.
She walked over to Baba.
"Let's drink some champagne and get to know each other!"
To my horror, mom then sat on Baba's lap wrapping her arms around his neck.
"Whoaaa! There's that affection again!" Baba laughed nervously.
Mom giggled before tapping her finger on his nose.
Mom smirked at Baba.
"C'mon Daddy, take a feel..."
Mom then grabbed Baba's arm and placed it on her hip making him stroke it.
Baba widened his eyes. "Whoaaa! Your body's...impressive!"
"Tee hee hee!" Mom giggled.
I shook my head as Ota snickered.
"Mom you are such a whore!"
...
...
The past hour, everyone got to know my mom.
We all drank, except for Azusa who had apple juice in a bottle before she fell asleep.
At some points she talked nonsense.
Other times, she flirted with the guys and even asked Baba on a date although I forced Baba to cancel or that I would dissect him once more.
Mom would then say something embarrassing about me.
At one point, mom even performed a sexy Brazilian dance for us.
She then tried to force me to dance but I didn't want to, as it made me uncomfortable and I was a terrible dancer!
Mom made fun of me calling me a 'fake Brazilian' since I didn't knew how to dance.
Mom even told me how she had also participated in the auctions which each of us had found interesting and unexpected!
Mom and I even argued at some points.
But despite the arguments, she was an honest woman too...
"I know I didn't live with her much when she was a child, but I'm so proud to see that my daughter has grown into a young, beautiful, successful and intelligent woman!" She said.
The others smiled at her heartwarming nature.
"Thanks, mom!" I say.
We then hug.
"Well I gotta go, cutie! Gotta go practice for tomorrow nights show," she said.
I smile sadly.
"Your leaving already?"
Mom kisses my forehead.
"Sorry! But I gotta move my fat ass if I want to please the crowd!"
I blushed at her comment.
Mom then gets up and walks towards the door. I follow her.
She turns to the guys and waves.
"Bye sexy's!"
"Bye Asuna's beautiful mom!" Baba chimed.
"Bye!" Ota said.
"Bye mom!"
She then walks out of the room.
I grab the door handle.
SLAM!
"Keep away for awhile whore..." I muttered.
I turn back to the others and walked over to them.
"Okay...let's hear your critique on my mother..."
Baba bursted out laughing.
Ota frowned. "She should really start acting her age..."
"With a body like that, she can get away with anything..." I sighed.
"I thought you said she was young," Mamoru asked.
"Young looking!" I say.
"Aren't mom's the worst?" Ota asked.
"Tell me about it!"
"Actually I rather not...to be honest, I'd actually would trade mom's with you, Asuna!"
I look at Ota crazy.
"Big mistake!"
"No! You're mom is actually cool! My mom's a control freak!"
"Take her!" I shrug.
"I'll take her!" Baba said happily.
I glare at him.
"Want another dissection?"
"Whooaaa! No thanks!" Baba cried.
"Now I see where you get your obnoxious behavior from..." Soryu said.
"At least she has good taste in cigarettes!" Mamoru shrugged.
"What a skank! She has a brain of a Kardashian!" Eisuke snapped.
I look at him in amusement. "HA! Come now Eisuke, Kardashian's aren't brainless, they're just precieved that way!"
"Out of all women I've met, your mother takes the cake!" Eisuke scoffed.
I chuckled. "Gee...and I thought my first impression was the worst ever!"
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Well guys, there you have it! This official concludes the 'Asuna Michiko Arc'.(You know, the getting to know her and stuff?" Up next we will begin the 'Ice Dragon Alliance Arc'!
Excited aren't ya?
Well that's too bad! Because I won't be updating for a lonnnnngggg while until my Enchanted in the Moonlight story gets more love and reviews and stuff! Also I need to start creating some more ideas for this story!
And just so you guys know, I will do season 2 with Asuna in Dubai and season 3 with Asuna in London!
So yeah! R&R, read Enchanted in the Moonlight or no more updates!
Heh heh! Yep I'm evil just like Michiko!
About that 'Disco Miniature Golfing Sequence' as mentioned I got that from the Phineas and Ferb episode 'Put that Putter Away' during their song number. Yeah so if you were to watch that, imagine Eisuke and the others wearing those outfits doing those dances! XDDDDDD
Funny right? Well then...
Bye now!