Belladventure Chapter 7

It was what Bella could only describe as pure chaos. As her whole family (and Jacob) were struggling to get out of the camp - and knocking several things over in the process – the tribe that they had become accustomed with were trying to get them back, so it was a complete struggle of uncivilised humans, vampires, a vampire hybrid and a werewolf trying to get the hell out of there. Bella could barely keep track of everyone, after Carlisle had shouted run he had said something about meeting back at the house, but as half the Cullens and Jacob didn't know where that was, they were a bit stuck. Also in Bella's roomy mind, she noted that somewhere Carlisle was still probably recording all of this, for them to watch later. Fantastic. Just as she thought this something, or someone, went flying across her vision. Sure enough a wolf was darting off into the trees, tattered clothes left behind him. The tribe members were stunned at this for a moment, and Bella used this sudden opportunity to make a break for it into the trees, and double back to the house. She smelt no familiar vampires on her way back, so she wasn't sure if she would be the first there. Of course she suddenly remembered that Alice would be there, with crazy Jasper. Maybe it would have been a better idea to stay and wait for someone else...No, she shook the thought off. It was stupid to want to go back there just because of Jasper. Alice would be there anyway, and she needed to go to the airport. She was still thinking of this when she knocked into someone solid. She looked up and found Jasper's familiar face, and backed away quickly.

"Don't worry Bella, I'm back to normal now, or so I'm told. I don't remember anything that happened the last few hours..." Bella laughed uncertainly, but when she made eye contact she saw everything was alright and that he was sane again. It might be a good thing that he didn't remember the last few hours.

"Oh, hey. Um, everyone else will be coming...soon. It depends how long it takes them to get back here from that clearing" Jasper looked a bit confused, so she added "don't ask." He smiled and nodded. They went back to the house, where Alice was watching TV.

"Hey Bella. Had a crazy vision of everyone going mental, are they ok?" Bella could only imagine how that must have looked to her, and she laughed.

"They'll be fine, they should start arriving soon" as soon as she said that the doorbell rang, and Jasper opened it to find Emmett and Esme coming in, Emmett grinning and Esme looking behind her wearily.

"Crazy humans" she muttered to herself, even though everyone could hear her. In the distance they could hear Jacob screaming.

"Get away from me, you tree!" He must have changed back to his human form, which meant that he would be lacking clothes. Bella hoped he had managed to save his shorts. When Jacob came through the door – Bella breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that he had in fact kept his shorts intact – Edward and Renesmee came soon after. Then a few moments later Carlisle strode in casually, watching his footage.

"So, is everybody back then?" He asked, closing the camera and turning around to them all, they had all grouped off and were sitting in the living room.

"Yeah I think so" Esme said, looking around.

"Alice?" Jasper said, looking at Alice's blank expression, when she came back, her expression was full of fear.

"They got Rosalie!"

"Damn, I knew something was wrong..." Emmett hit the table, and the groaning sound made everyone watch it for a few seconds. But even under their scrutiny, it didn't fall.

"Emmett you didn't realise your own wife was missing?" Edward asked laughing.

"Well what about you, mind reader, surely it escaped your notice too" Emmett rebutted.

"Yeah, because I didn't have someone wondering whether their ass is fat" Edward said. They all 'ooh'ed and watched the argument.

"Her ass is perfect and you know it" Emmett said back. You didn't have to be a mind reader to know Emmett was thinking about it.

"Bella has a better ass than Rosalie" Edward said, to Bella's shocked gasp.

"Edward!" Edward shrugged before answering.

"It's true, love" Bella had gotten up to argue with Edward, but her sentence stopped abruptly when she saw everyone tilting their heads to have a look at her behind. Bella put her hands there to stop everyone looking at it, and the slapping sound rung out hollowly in the house.

"Emmett are you actually thinking 'smack that'?" Edward said astounded. Emmett raised his eyebrows. That was a yes.

"Wait, stop having an ass off and listen to Esme" Alice said. Esme nodded before continuing.

"Hey wait, why did Rosalie allow herself to get captured?" Esme asked nobody in particular.

"You're thinking about Rosalie now?" Emmett asked, still craning his neck to look at Bella behind Edward.

"Aren't you? And stop looking!" Bella cried before sitting down in a huff.

"I think they all got in a big group and started worshipping her at her feet, then someone got a huge mirror and they sort of lead her away" Alice said, scouring the future.

"They didn't even take her by force?" Jasper asked.

"Typical Rosalie" Edward muttered before sitting down next to Bella.

"So what are we going to do?" Carlisle asked, looking towards the video camera.

"Well, save her obviously" Alice replied. Jacob scoffed.

"She's a big girl, she can make her own way home" he wrinkled his nose at the idea.

"What so are you going to stay here while we get all the action?" Edward asked him.

"Make's not difference to me, I'll be able to actually see what the plan is if we don't have you" Alice said sighing.

"We've got to go save her, for history!" Carlisle grinned and picked up the camera.

"Let's go and get back my woman!" Emmett cheered, ready for anything.

"We only just got everyone together again" Bella said, getting up like the rest of them were.

"How about me and Nessie stay here?" Jacob suggested, winking at Nessie.

"I don't like the sound of that" Edward said, eyeing Jake's grin.

"I do!" Nessie said, jumping into his arms.

"I don't like the sound of that even more!" He scrunched his eyes together then shouted "who is imagining my daughter in a WEDDING DRESS!" No one answered and Edward ran out the door, followed by the rest of the family. Bella was last.

"Be good Nessie. Oh, and it's a good thing he can't read my thoughts, because I was thinking it too!" She whispered, before running after them. Jacob raised his eyebrow.

"Fancy a game of hide and seek?" He asked her. She nodded fervently, and he put her down as she ran off. "There will be a surprise for you when I do find you!" Jacob shouted after her, she giggled, and a growl came from outside, running into the trees.

AN – Hey, am sorry this one is so short, but I need your opinon on what comes next. The poll will be up for two days, then I'll take it down some time Wednesday. Hopefully the chapter will be up before Christmas Day, if not, I'll make it extra good to make up for broken promises. Thanks and review please!