Hey, it's me again- the real Ketsu-chan~. I have writers block for… four different stories- two of which will never be going on fanfiction but are just things for me to do during the summer for when I go back to school and have selfselected so that way I'll have the project done and will be able to work on my stories.
I got my tonsils taken out and my throat hurts like hell. My mom and Dad had flown in at the same time, forgetting that they were both going to be here for my surgery. So I made them promise that the whole two and a half weeks that they're going to be here, they can't fight. My brothers promised to make sure they don't, and my youngest older brother is getting annoying. He's making a big fuss over me and not letting me leave my bed. When I have to go to the bathroom, he waits outside the door. You try going to the bathroom with your brother/sister (or parent, or guardian) standing right outside the bathroom. It's unnerving.
Here I go, anyway.
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A New Beginning
I am fucking starving. I had stood around watching Hidan and Zetsu yell at each other while my stomach was growling like a… like a… like a… um… something that growls a lot. LIKE A HUNGRY TIGER! Yeah. That's how starving I was. So I decided to ignore the ruckus around me, and walk over to the kitchen and myself a sandwich. Unfortunately, this little pink haired girl, I.E, me, only knows how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
I'm not the best cook.
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I pulled out some peanut butter from a cabinet- I had to go through every single one just to find it- and then found the grape jelly from the refrigerator, and then I grabbed two slices of bread from the bag that sat down next to the sink. I grabbed a knife, and while I was watching Hidan and Zetsu bicker like old women, I spread the peanut butter on one of the slices, and the jelly on another, and then smashed the two together and put it on a plate. I walked over to the dinning table that was just a room away from the living room. Yeah. Akatsuki gots them a family room. When I use improper grammar, I'm serious (pst, not really!). It's kinda weird. The most feared group of S-class criminals live together, and have a family room!
I sat down and enjoyed my delicious and poorly made sandwich and watched the show. Right now, all of the Akatsuki were in the family room, trying to calm Hidan down and stop the fighting. Tobi kept glomping Deidara, Hidan wouldn't stop cussing, Kakuzu had his stitch-tentacles out and they were aimed for Hidan's neck, Kisame was walking over to me with a bottle of sake in his hand as he sat down next to me- He even offered me some! How nice~. Oh, anyway, Itachi was just standing there like a statue, Deidara was trying to bomb Tobi off of him, and failing completely- Tobi was too adorable to be knocked down and turned down! Sasori then decided it would be a good time to try and fight with Deidara about art, seeing as Deidara was distracted and adding to his stress would be more points for Sasori. Then there was Konan, who appeared to be cheering Zetsu on, telling him to try and eat Hidan. Lastly was Pein. He stood there rubbing his temples and making a very irritated face.
"ENOUGH!" Pein finally yelled out, catching everyone's attention and therefore stopping the fighting.
"All of you need to calm down. You're not being very welcoming to our new member." He growled out and everyone suddenly seemed to turn their attention to little ol' me.
"I can be pretty fucking welcoming. So bitch, how 'bout we fucking go to my damn room and have some goddamned fun." Hidan appeared next to me, winking with a feral grin in place.
I almost had the urge to choke on my pp&j.
Note: by 'almost' and 'urge', I mean I actually started to choke.
Luckily, my newest favorite member of the big bad Akatsuki gang, was there to offer me a glass of water and pat me on the back.
You gotta love Kisame.
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