Legal Stuff: Galaxy Angel does not belong to me. It never has and never will be. The manga, anime, and game all belong to Broccoli. The beautiful artwork of the manga and game is created by and belongs to Kanan.

Now you're probably wondering, "Why dedicate a whole fan fiction chapter to a villain like Eonia?" The answer: Because I feel like it, dangit. Plus I also feel kinda bad for leaving him out of the story since chapter four. Well, on with the show!

My Life as an Evil Villain

(Eonia Special!)

It was a nice and sunny day in space.

Well, technically, in space, it's always dark no matter what, but anyway—

A lone spaceship stood still in the midst of a barren field of space rocks. It belonged to the exiled prince, Eonia. He was looking impatiently out of a large (and thick) window that was in his private quarters. The space rocks floated lazily by and Eonia angrily drew a curtain over the window. It had been over five months since his last rendezvous with the Galaxy Angel Guys which had resulted in Eonia barely making it out alive of the black hole the G.A.G. had created (accidentally, of course). Unfortunately, he lost over half his troops due to that incident, and was now waiting for replacements to come.

"Big brother..." came a voice from the ornate doorway to Eonia's room. It belonged to a girl who looked about the age of ten. She was wearing a type of mechanized leotard, and had long blonde hair reaching almost to her ankles. She looked like a normal girl, except for the fact that where her left hand should be, there was a white, noodle-like tentacle that reached down to her feet. (1)

"Dear brother," continued Noa, waving the white—hand thing—playfully around near her feet. "What's wrong? You look so sad." She said this in a sweet, girly voice.

Although Noa always referred to Eonia as "big brother," it is not known whether they truly were related. They did look very much alike; however… Eonia had red eyes while Noa had purple ones.

Eonia turned from the window and looked towards Noa. Out of the whole ship, she was to only other person allowed in his room.

"I'm fine." said Eonia simply. He had taken off his outer cloak and was wearing only the black gown he usually wore underneath. He then walked to a large computer screen showing a map of the entire galaxy. A small purple dot labeled "Eonia" was in the middle of it all. The earth, where the G.A.G. base was located, was several thousand light-years away. Eonia sighed.

"It's going to take a while before I can meet up with the Takuto and his crew again..." started Eonia. "But I am already growing impatient. He has humiliated me one time—he won't be able to do it again!"

Eonia brought a fist down on the desk in front of the computer screen, and then slumped into a chair near it.

"Be patient, dear brother." Noa said. "Meanwhile, why not take a break? It's a nice day for a picnic." She flashed a (much too) sweet smile towards him.

Noa led the way, skipping happily while Eonia followed in the rear. In fact, Eonia truly had no idea where Noa was leading him. In his many years aboard his ship, there were some places that even he hadn't known about or visited. This was one of them.

It had been twenty minutes since they started the walk, and by the growing number of electrical lights that hung on the walls, Eonia judged that they were in the very midst of the ship. Or somewhere near the bottom. With spaceships, one never could tell.

Finally, Noa stopped at a glass door. It was tinted black so that you couldn't see inside of it. "We're here!" she said, waiting while Eonia caught up. When he did, Noa put her right hand on the identification pad located near the door. It scanned her hand, and then with an "access verified," the door opened. Eonia gasped at what he saw.

It was a beautiful park, complete with a large flower garden, shady trees, grass, and a small waterfall that flowed into a pond. Noa skipped inside the room with no reaction at all, showing that she must have been here many times before. She calmly went over to the pond and began watching the koi swimming in it.

Eonia stepped inside slowly, and the black glass doors closed behind him. It had been years since he had seen a place like this again. He looked up at the source of light. It came from a large electrical light bulb—artificial sunlight. He touched the grass underneath and felt the water in the pond. They were real. He became excited and reached towards an Iris. To his disappointment, his fingers slipped right through.

"It's a hologram..." said Eonia sadly.

"Yes, most of this place is, big brother." Noa said in response. "The waterfall, grass, and animals here are real, but the other plants here aren't. It's because the people who built this ship were unable to find any plant species at the time. See? I can pass right through this tree." She did. "I think it's rather fun though." She flashed yet another sweet smile.

"Well I don't." stated Eonia flatly. "After years in space, the only thing I wish is to see a real flower—and all I get are holograms!"

There was suddenly a sickening "SQUISH" as Eonia stepped in a pile of… well, I'd rather not say, but it was brown and smelly.

"That isn't a hologram!" Noa said, giggling.

It took awhile before the pair finally settled down and started eating. Noa had brought a basket out from somewhere, and was spreading a blanket out on the grass in the shade of a tree. Eonia sighed, and leaned on the tree—but then fell through it.

"All the trees are holograms!" Noa reminded in a fit of giggles.

"I—knew that..." replied Eonia somewhat annoyed, getting up from his position on the ground. Holograms were never good replacements for real things. Nice to look at, sure, but very dangerous.

Eonia was halfway through a bottle of water when a cry of "Lord Eonia!" made him choke. The voice belonged to vice Commander Sherry. She ran into the room waving a piece of paper. "Some fleet wants to make an alliance with you, sir." she said, bowing before him. "Will you accept?"

"Sure, whatever." Eonia said, waving Sherry away. "Go do some other business now." Sherry saluted and left.

A few minutes later...

"I have the daily supply count sir!" yelled one of Eonia's crewmen, who appeared out of nowhere just as Eonia was biting into a sandwich. Eonia jumped in surprise. He said somewhat angrily to the crewman, "I'll hear it later." The crewman saluted and left.

A few minutes later...

"The new troops will be here in thirty days!"

"Unidentified object approaching!"

"We need more ships!"

"I think we're lost..."

"The crewmates are bored, sir."

"Someone complained that the food was awful."

"We ran out of toilet paper!"

All these announcements came at Eonia from various crewmembers at the same time. Eonia had had enough.

"GET OUT!" he roared standing up to his full height. "GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT! I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF A PICNIC, AND IF ANYONE DARES TO INTERRUPT ME AGAIN, I WILL SEND THEM INTO SPACE WITHOUT A SPACESUIT!"

The crewmembers scattered like a pack of rodents, leaving Eonia panting heavily. After a few deep breaths, he finally calmed down. He was extremely tired and sleepy from the food. Noa was no where to be found. He leaned against the tree—and fell right through it again.

"Damn hologram..." he muttered, lying in the grass, and then fell into a deep sleep.

"Make way for Lord Eonia!" came Sherry's voice. "The ruler of the universe!"

Eonia blinked several times. He was sitting on a golden throne, and people were bowing to him, while chanting, "You are my master, Lord Eonia!" Of the people in the crowd, the Galaxy Angel Guys and Prince Shiva were in the midst, bowing also. Eonia then let out a great laugh. He had done it! He had finally completed his goal.

"I can't believe it..." Eonia said, having to grasp the throne not to lose balance. "I'm actually ruler of the universe! I have completed my lifelong dream of WORLD DOMINATION!"

Suddenly, a deep female voice boomed all around him, saying, "How dare you go and dominate the world without letting me know! What have I told you about controlling other people? It's not nice!"

Eonia fell back onto his throne. The voice was so familiar... it couldn't be... He gasped. "Mom?(!)"

"AHH!" Eonia cried, as he awoke out of his nightmare. "That...that was horrible..." he said, clutching at his chest. A frog sitting on a lily pad in the pond nearby croaked. "What are you looking at?" said Eonia in annoyance. The frog gave another croak then jumped into the water. Eonia went over to the pond, and then gave another scream when he saw his reflection.

It seems Noa hadn't gone that far after all, as she had braided his hair and put make-up all over Eonia's face when he was sleeping. "What the hell? Noa!" Eonia cried, but she was once again, no where to be found. Eonia quickly washed the make-up off with water from the pond and then proceeded to the door. Big mistake. When Eonia exited the room, he was quickly bombarded by more crewmen. "Arg!" cried Eonia, clutching his head and making a run towards his private quarters. On his way, he ran by Sherry, who he said to: "You're in control now—take care of everything for me!" Sherry saluted Eonia as he continued being chased by the crewmembers down the hall. She smiled happily, and then said, "You won't be disappointed sir!"

As the procession finally disappeared into the distance, Sherry quickly took out a walkie-talkie and said into it, "Alright Hell Hounds, I leave it up to you."

Eonia made it safely to his room and shut the door. He then slumped into the chair and gave a sigh of relief. Finally, he could go back to scheming against the G.A.G. in peace, and watch the space rocks lazily float by his window. But then a sinister voice behind him sent chills down his spine. It belonged to Noa.

"Oh big brother..."

To be continued!

Notes:

1. Noodle-like... I'm really bad at describing it, but that's what Noa's left hand looks like. And I have I bad feeling that it's going to be hard describing it in the rest of this fan fiction... (Goes and sulks in a corner)

Character Profile:

Eonia Transbaal:

Gender: Male

Age: 26

Height: 6'3"

Rank/Job: He has his own fleet of spaceships that he uses to fight against the Imperial Force. He controls them all from his personal ship, called "The Black Moon."

Looks: He looks like an older, male version of Ranpha (seriously!). More specifically, he has long blonde hair, tied in a high ponytail, red eyes, and wears a black robe with a large purple cape on the outside.

Personality: He's the villain of Galaxy Angel and wants to kidnap Prince Shiva for reasons unknown. He may seem cold and cruel, but he is actually pretty caring towards those he loves.

My opinion: EONIA DA PIMP! (dodges flames thrown by Eonia fangirls—well, if there ARE any Eonia fangirls...) Heh, heh... Sorry, I just had to get that out... I actually don't hate Eonia at all. In fact, he's one of my favorite villains; so I felt really bad for giving him the stereotyped "I'm-gonna-take-over-the-world-yet-I-don't-have-any-brains-in-me!" attitude in the earlier chapters... I promise, I won't make him OOC ever again! (Or at least try not to...)

Also, the next chapter will be the beginning of a five part mini-series starring the Hell Hounds!

(MAJOR SPOILER FOR MANGA 5):

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Yes, the Hell Hounds, those guys who only show up for like fifteen pages in manga 3 and then die two books later. Personally, I rather liked them.

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Stay tuned!

Updated Final Notes:

Even though I said I would try not to make Eonia OOC… I still think I did, in hindsight (and after re-reading through GA Beta).

No matter what, I still (in my mind) think that Eonia is just a misunderstood woobie—who wants to take over the universe.