My to do list

by Jed Rhodes

My first funny story. Basically, the to do lists of every character I can think of.

7. K9 stored memory bank

K-9 stored data bank.

Fly past black hole for the 10000000000000002843954759284592684759238571344444th time.

Scan that rock, to see if it really is the same rock I passed last Tuesday.

Verify that it was a Tuesday I passed the rock on.

Fly past black hole for the 10000000000000002843954759284592684759238571344445th time.

Perform self diagnostic.

Verify self diagnostic.

"Thank God" as the mistress wuld say, that I have no emotional circuits, otherwise I'd be bored stupid.

Oh wait, I am bored. Bugger.