Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon
Episode 7: The Pichu Brothers vs Plusle and Minun
(Based off of "The Wright Brothers vs The Mario Brothers")
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!
The Pichu Brothers!
vs
Plusle and Minun!
BEGIN!
Pichu Brothers:
(Both)
We're the Pichu Brothers, brothers unlike no other.
We don't wanna cause trouble, are you looking for your master?
(Pichu Little)
Well he gave you to that wimp Thatcher now!
(Pichu Big)
Yeah, he's gone
(Pichu Little)
He partied all night!
(Pichu Big)
Singing "Want You Gone"!
(Pichu Little)
We're the stars of Pikachu and Pichu and Camp Pikachu
(Pichu Big)
We're big movie stars, unlike you!
(Pichu Little)
You're gonna loose this battle of mouse vs mouse!
(Pichu Big)
So just bow your heads in shame
(Both)
And go back to your lighthouse!
Plusle and Minun:
+ It's me, Plusle!
- And Minun, baby mouse!
+ Why don't you get back on your train and ride back to your playhouse!
- Look at these two, their lives must have been horrible!
+ Two baby Pichus
- Named Big and Little!
+ You got so worked up over Meowth's party?
- Sheesh!
+ It was probably a trick to get you to work for Giovanni!
- Or some kind of trap anyway, your mice, he's a kitty!
+ You ever seen Tom and Jerry?
- It sure ain't pretty!
Pichu Brothers:
(Pichu Little)
Why all the distrust?
(Both)
It was partying night!
(Pichu Big)
And besides, we're always ready to fight!
(Both)
Alright!
(Pichu Big)
We'll be pushing all your buttons
(Both)
like Mewoth's Game Cube Controller
(Pichu Little)
While you're comedy relief during
(Both)
Destiny Deoxys
(Pichu Big)
Tory Lund loved you, bet let me tell you something.
(Pichu Little)
We're gonna beat you so fast
(Both)
Thatcher will go back to distrusting!
Plusle and Minun:
+ We're serving up an Electro Ball!
- Made to order!
+ We're ten times worse than that rampaging Houndour!
(Both) Like POW!
- How you like me now!
+ Bringing down the lightning
(Both) Like our name was Raichu!
(Both) You'll get pummeled!
(Both) You'll wish ya never stumbled out you little Big Town!
- We've been given each Helping Hands throughout this song!
+ Sorry Pichu Brothers
(Both) This time you chose wrong!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
KingOfMyOneTrueWorld 6/20/12 . chapter 5
How about the Pichu brothers vs. Plusle and Minun, as the Wright Brothers vs. the Mario Brothers rap battle?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-PIC RAP - BATTLES OF POKEMON.