Big Baboo
Chapter 1
Big Baboo sat in front of his computer, finding new recipes for his restaurant that was losing money. He scrolled down the extremely long and boring forum on his favorite website, but all the recipes he found were ones he already had.
His small piggy eyes began to hurt, sweat dropped from his moustache, he had been looking for the perfect dish for many hours.
Something caught his eye; someone had posted a Chinese soup recipe on the site.
"Ling man lone? I can't have a Chinese soup in my restaurant, I only serve recipes from Italy!" he said in his strong accent.
Despite this, he wanted to have a look. He could always rename it something Italian. His eyes widened, one man heard that this soup could make you live forever, but this could have been a rumor. Unfortunately, due to his small brain, Big Baboo believed it straight away. However, this rumor was true.
"I need to find the recipe!" he whispered.
He searched for a few more minuets, he eventually found it. His small mouth smiled, his face became less red.
"Now for the moment of truth! People from around the world will come to try my soup, and if it makes them immortal, they would pay thousands of dollars, pounds, yen, and any currency! Better still, I could become immortal, and sell the soup for all eternity!" he shouted.
He scrolled down the page; he eventually came to the list of ingredients. He thought some of the ingredients were rather disgusting, the soup would taste foul, but it was worth it. Finally, he came to the final ingredient, his face turned red.
"A DRAGON? WHEN WILL I EVER FIND A DRAGON?"
Big Baboo almost gave up all hope, it became obvious that the recipe was a joke, but not to him.
"I shall find a dragon! But what sort of dragon? Could it be referring to an interesting lizard? Maybe one of those Komodo dragons, they are pretty special, but a protected species, I'll be in deep trouble then."
He thought for a while. He decided to find a site with description of dragon sightings, similar to one site about UFOs and other paranormal phenomena. He typed dragon into Google search.
"Komodo dragon, no. Dungeons and dragons, no. How to make your very own dragon from paper Mache and bits of bendy straws, no."
He searched for a very long time, eventually; he came across an interesting site. Suddenly, a pop up came up.
"What? Click on the dancing pelican and win your own robot break dancing team? I could give it a go."
But there was something more important on his mind, finding a dragon.
"Here we go! Dragon sightings, all I have to do is find where the sighting is and go there!"
Most of the sightings were dismissed as hoaxes; some were weather balloons or swamp gas, or the planet Venus. But one of the sightings hadn't been proved.
"Mysterious 'dragon' found all over the world. Appearance of the creature remains the same each time, long and green serpentine body, lacking wings. Some spotters have reported people on its back, always four of them can be seen. One seems to wear a hat. Peter Hagerman; UFO, Ghost and monster spotter believes the 'dragon' has something to do with the infamous 'flying manta', a UFO that has also been spotted frequently. Mr. Angry Greek man, an olive gardener, said he had spotted one of the people who ride the 'dragon' messing about in his garden. He describes the small boy as having an extremely large head, and because of this, people now believe the 'dragon' as an alien craft. Kentech, a leading military weapon manufacturer and paranormal investigators, are investigating these sightings, along with finding clues to the recent 'Hacker' incident. They have concluded that these sightings are most frequent in China."
This was what Big Baboo needed.
"I will go to China, find this dragon and use its babies as ingredients for my soup! Then I will stop talking to myself!"
There was more.
"The aliens seem interested in treasures known as shengongwu. Supposedly, they are alien artifacts."
Big Baboo needed to beat the dragon to one of these objects.
Chapter 2
"The Squirt squid is a fairly weak shengongwu; it's able to squirt a stream of thick, black ink at your enemies." Said Raimundo, their new leader.
"Squid kinda creep me out." Said Kimiko.
"I suppose I've never been so keen about under sea critters either." Said Clay.
Omi was pointing down from the silver manta ray.
"I see the squid!" shouted the little monk.
Rai piloted the manta down onto the ground; the small squid shaped trinket was sticking out between some rocks.
"The shengongwu is mine!" shouted a voice with an Italian accent.
"Ok, was that Jack?" asked Kimiko.
Big Baboo appeared out of nowhere.
"Where is the dragon?" he asked.
"What dragon? How did you know that was a shengongwu?" asked Kimiko.
"Only aliens make trinkets like that. I mean look at it; it's weird!" answered the Italian chef.
"I was expecting the new villains to be stranger." Said Omi.
"I am not strange, I am Italian! Give me the dragon, and I shall become super immortal chef man!" shouted Big Baboo.
"I don't remember a dragon." Said Clay.
"He's strange!" said the Silver manta ray.
"No! I am big Baboo!"
"A big what?" asked Kimiko.
"Weirdo." Said Silver manta ray.
The Xiaolin dragons laughed.
"The big flashy website told me you had a dragon!" shouted big Baboo.
"Oh, that thing. He died." Said Rai.
"No he didn't, he flew up into space." Said Omi.
"Omi, he died." Said Kimiko.
"No! That crazy Jill girl came down and took him away. That's a more terrible fate." Complained Omi.
"No wait, he did die. He got eaten." Said Rai.
"Eaten by what? Chase?" asked Kimiko.
"A UFO." Said Rai.
"Wow!" exclaimed Omi.
Big Baboo's face turned red.
"I know you have a dragon, and I can prove it!" he shouted.
He took the Squirt squid and put it in his pocket.
"Give me the dragon, and I shall return this shengongwu to you!" continued Big Baboo.
"Hey, give that back!" shouted Omi.
Big Baboo ran away into the distance.
"It wasn't a very powerful shengongwu, but we should get it back. You never know; someone might find out how to use it to bring destruction." Said Silver manta ray.
"You're right." Agreed Kimiko.
Manta super sized himself, all Xiaolin warriors climbed inside. Soon; they landed outside the temple, master Fung was there. Quite recently, he seemed happier and livelier than he did when the dragon was around. He had long hair, bright clothes and had given a large amount of his money to the league of disappointed horses.
"Have you got the Squirt squid?" smiled Fung.
"I'm afraid no. It seems that a new enemy beat us to it." Said Manta.
"Oh don't worry; I'm sure you'll find it again. WAIT A SECOND! You can't speak!" replied master Fung.
Manta realized this and forgot how to speak.
"Aww, he was funnier than that dragon we had." Moaned Clay.
"Please new friend, speak one last time!" pleaded Omi.
"A new shengongwu has been activated, Quake catfish, it can cause earthquakes and is located in a cave in Mallorca." These were the last words of Manta.
"Let's go!" shouted Raimundo.
"I'll be practicing skateboarding!" shouted Fung as he saw them fly off into the distance.
Chapter 3
"Here we are!" shouted Raimundo as they landed.
They all climbed out of Manta, except Raimundo, who flew out instead. It was night, so the Cuevas Del Drach was empty of tourists. They sneaked inside.
"SUN CHI LANTERN!"
The lantern shengongwu lit up the dark and gloomy cave; they could see the stalagmites and stalactites clearly.
"The catfish's over there!" whispered Kimiko.
The catfish statue was bent around a stalagmite.
"This should be easy." Whispered Kimiko.
She walked quickly but softly to the Quake catfish. Something big dark and heavy landed behind it. It was Big Baboo.
"Big Baboo? How did you get here, how can you find shengongwu?" asked Kimiko.
Jack walked from behind him.
"That's cos he's with me! I used my handheld detecto bot to help him, cos he's joined my evil team, isn't that awesome?" laughed Jack.
Kimiko ignored this and put her hand out to get the catfish, but Jack's gloved hand and Baboo's big paw touched it the same time she did.
"Ah, Jack told me about these competitions, I believe they're called…"
"Xiaolin showdown!" shouted the three wu hunters.
"Dodge the falling stalactites, if you get hit you're out!" shouted Jack.
"I wager my Ants in the pants!" shouted Kimiko.
"I wager the Golden dung beetle!" laughed Jack.
"I wager Squirt squid!" shouted Big Baboo.
"GONG YI TAMPAI!"
The arena became lined with towering stalagmites. The rest of the Xiaolin dragons were transported to a small viewing platform.
"You can do it Kimiko!" shouted Raimundo.
Stalactites started to fall from the ceiling; Big Baboo was surprisingly nimble for someone his size.
"You are no match for me! Once I claim your dragon, I'll be super immortal ink squirting earthquake causing Big Baboo!" he shouted.
"Oh shut up!" shouted Kimiko.
She narrowly missed a stalactite.
"Feel the awesome power of my Golden dung beetle!" shouted Jack.
It fired balls of what appeared to be mud; it pelted Kimiko, and even missed and hit the rest of the Xiaolins.
"Please be mud." Said Raimundo.
"Jack you weirdo!" shouted Kimiko.
Clay didn't seem to mind the fact he was covered in number twos.
"ANTS IN THE PANTS!"
Kimiko blasted ants into Jack's pants because he was busy laughing at the dung covered dragons. Be began to dance about and itch, then was crushed by a stalactite. He was teleported to outside the arena, where Omi threw dung into his mouth.
"One down, one to go!" laughed Kimiko.
Big Baboo knocked her over.
"It is my turn to win!" he shouted.
He pointed his Squirt squid at the fallen Kimiko.
"SQUIRT SQUID!"
Thick black ink was squirted all over Kimiko's armor. It didn't do anything else.
"What? This shengongwu is useless! How will I ever become mighty super immortal soup drinking…" he was cut off by a punch to the groin.
"Nobody ever messes up my clothes!" screamed Kimiko.
"Ow, my meat balls…" gasped Big Baboo.
He was hit by a stalactite. Kimiko had won the showdown.
"Way to go Kimiko!" shouted Raimundo.
She picked up the two new shengongwu and joined her friends.
Chapter 4
"We're back master Fung!" shouted a happy Omi.
Master Fung walked out to greet them; they were shocked to see him in normal robes, with no long hair at all.
"Fungmeister, what happened?" asked Raimundo.
Dojo appeared behind their master.
"Hi kids!" he said.
"Dojo is back. Now I have no choice but to become the man I once was. I have to give you chores for no reason, and Dojo will need a virgin's blood to drink in order to live another 1500 years." Said their master, sadly.
"I'll sweep the floors…" moaned Clay.
"I'll wash the dishes…" moaned Omi.
"I hate you…" whispered Raimundo to Dojo.
"I'll do something involving putting my hands into dirty places…" groaned Kimiko.
They all walked off to do their chores.
"Wait Kimiko, come here." Asked Fung.
She came over and he handed her a large ceremonial knife.
"Just make an incision on your leg, and Dojo will lick up the blood. I'll give you the bandages and disinfectant afterwards." Said Fung.
"All right…" moaned Kimiko.
Meanwhile, the cathedral of dark souls stood as silent as before. Centaurus, the wicked centaur, galloped inside.
"My master, the paths have been opened. The devil spawn have entered this world, but as we speak, four children are trying to seal the wound." He growled before his master, who was sitting on his throne next to his beautiful girlfriend.
"Oliver has done well to assemble these children together. Any other news involving those pathetic daemon tamers?" asked Leroy.
"John is currently struggling against my horde, and a new soul has been selected to become a new daemon tamer, but he is of little importance." Replied Centaurus.
Leroy put his face close to Solfatara's ear. He kissed and licked it.
"My darling, please check on those miserable xiaolins, I fear that they may be a threat once we eliminate all daemon tamers." He whispered.
Solfatara gave Leroy a long kiss with her pale lips.
"Yes my love." She replied.
Leroy let go of her, and she became a tiny, delicate bat. It squeaked and flew up through a small orifice in the ceiling.
Skinner, the huge black dragon, woke up from his nap.
"Those Xiaolins call themselves dragons," he laughed "and yet they are on the side of good. Poor misunderstood children."
He closed all six of his eyes for another nap.
"This world, like a sweet fruit, shall eventually rot." Whispered Leroy.