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Wow! What a mission! I can't believe Gizmo was up to his old tricks!

Behold, friends! New letters have arrived in the form of electronic mail! Shall we read and answer?

...Okay, why did you guys all flock to my room? Haven't we been using Cyborg's?

Wow, Raven, I didn't know you had cookies stashed under your bed

Put those down!

Gah! Dude, you just totally blew up the bag!

Get out!...all of you!

Oh, please, Raven? Might we just answer a few inquiries?

...Fine...but only a few, then I want to be alone...

Oh, Robin here, just incase some of you are wondering, we are talking to you. We have our computer set up to type whatever we vocally say, pretty cool, huh?

Boogers!

Beastboy...

Beastboy...

BB...

Beastboy...

Ehahahah! I couldn't help it...butt cheeks!

...only a few...

Night-Ice-Queen wrote: Hey again D
Okay, for all of you, if you had to swop powers... No no! Better yet, if you HAD to swop BODIES with another titan, who would you swop with? I want ALL of you to answer!
Beastboy, I don't mean to be pushing anything but come on BB you can't STILL be obsessing over TERRA! She is honestly what you call a crush which means you had feelings for her for a short amount of time in your life! And she was probably one of your first crushes so you feel like you didn't want to let her go but she really is a backstabber! AN ANNOYING DAMN STUPID UNFORGIVABLE GUILTY NO WHERE NEAR BETTER THAN RAVEN BACKSTABBING BACKSTABBER! OPEN YOUR EYES! THERE ARE OTHER GIRLS WHO ARE CLOSER TO YOU AND HAVE KNOWN YOU FOR MUCH LONGER AND WHO YOU KNOW MUCH BETTER! coughcough RAVEN coughcough
Oh and question, would you die to save Raven? 0.0 D Do NOT under ANY circumstances back away from this question!
Cyborg: Just one question, so is Terra your 'Favourite little rock 'n' roller now hm?? '

Um, if I had to swap bodies with another Titan, it'd probably be Cyborg. I think I'm the only one who knows his mechanics pretty well

Man, Robin! You make me sound like a car! I'd swap with Starfire! All those Starbolts!

I think I would like to perform the swapping with Raven again, it was scary, but I had such fun!

...I guess I'd switch with Starfire again...

I'd wanna switch with Robin! Then he couldn't tell me not to play with his cool stuff! Um, and I guess I'd die to save Raven, if I really had to...

gothchick18 wrote: since theres a damned rule about only reviewing once ill correct something in my first review its not bath my hand just typed that cuz my mom told me to take a bath from being at the computer 24/7 its really back and really ill bomb the tofu factory so youd better tell her so every tofu factory out there keep your eyes peeled open and please add this to my review.
p.s.people who like robin or bb(if thats even possible)stay away!cuz i paired them up in my teen titans book about stuff i like.
p.s.s.i dont really care about age cuz...my grandpa and grandma from my dads side they have older women and yonger men relationship POWER TO BBRAE AND ROBSTAR!

Um, thanks?

The tofu factory's in trouble?! To the T-Car!!!!

Oh, no you don't, BB! You're still not driving my car!

...could you guys please get out of my room?

Hariel Lhikan wrote: I suppose I'll give this a try...

Robin: How much does your utility belt weigh when it's fully loaded with equipment?

Starfire: I've noticed that your starbolts, while capable of melting through most alloys, do not burn your hands when you generate them. Are Tameranians naturally resiliant to extremely high temperatures?

Beast Boy: Have you ever accidentally eaten someone while in the form of a large predator?

Cyborg: Are the organic parts of your body still able to grow? If so, do you have to replace the bionic ones because you've outgrown them?

Raven: Aside from meditation and the occassional herbal tea, how else do you cope with stress?

- Hariel Lhikan

Um, to be honest, I've never weighed my belt. I'll go do that right now! Be right back guys!

Yes, the people of my planet are in no real danger of high-temperatures. Or cold temperatures for that matter

No, I'm really careful about not eating stuff that's alive, even when I'm a dinosaur

Yah, my real parts still grow, and I don't necessarily have to replace the bionic ones b/c they last a long time

I've been seeing a therapist... what? why are you all looking at me?

You've been seeing a shrink?! Really?!

It's not shrink, Beastboy...it's a therapist, and yes, therapy's good for you. You, especially, could benefit from it...

Agent of the Divine One wrote: LOL! That traffic light gag never gets old. :)

These questions are for Raven: Do you still have that stuffed chicken that Beast Boy gave you? And what was going through your mind when you said, "...I wish Beast Boy was here?"

Robin: Slade's last name is Wilson. Now stop obsessing and go out on a date with Starfire. :)

Rock on!

Hey! Here's that stuffed chicken right here! You told me you threw it away, Raven!

Hey...it's back...it must be magic...and I don't ever recall saying that I missed Beastboy...

You missed me? When?

SLADE?! jmtklrjg klfgmnjrolgk mjolgkmolkmgp;gkmrflgmkepo;kepoe

Oh my, Robin has left the room once more...

SuperJGirl5 wrote: Ok, sorry if I made Rob a lil unconfortable but I had to ask, This question is for Star/RICHARD GRAYSON! and maybe the other Titans

Ok so what thoughts were running through your heads as you guys kissed in tokyo??

Just Star: If the titans broke up where would you go?

Robin: When are you gonna be Nightwing!?!?! Sorry but his costume is waay coler than yours (Sorry Alfred!):)

Raven: Hows your mother doing?

Beast Boy: (I'm not gonna press the fact that you love Rae even though you do) What's your favroite video game

Cy: Do u and Bumble Bee go out?

When we kissed in Tokyo? What?

We went to Tokyo?

When?

Where is it? I would like to go!

Anyway, I guess I'll be Nightwing in the future

My mother is well, I guess...don't talk to her much...

My favorite video game?! Anything with monkeys!

No, Bumblebee and I do not go out...just b/c we're the two black characters doesn't mean we're automatically paired together

Dude, quit being so racist! She didn't mean it like that! Bee's friggin' hot!

Treeonice wrote: hello you guys. BB, Raven has the most fans. Answer me when I ask you a question. If you go to google, and look up 'Teen Titans Raven' on the image search tool, the kiss scene should be on the first page of results. I have it printed out and take it with me where ever I go. BB is so hot. He is SO much hotter in the comics. He is even hotter than Aqualad for Azar's sake. It really is the ears...so pointy. HE MADE ME SO MAD WHEN HE WAS TEASEING RAVEN FOR WANTING TO EXPAND HER WARDROBE! DOESN'T TEASE HER WHEN SHE'S BALD, BUT PICKS ON HER NAME AND WARDROBE! I guess she was asking for it when she said "The colors hurt my eyes. Are you sure this looks good Cassie?" Oh well. thanks for updating.

Starfire, do you really have a brother? Isn't his name Ryandr'.

Hey Susan. When are you checking up on your boys again? Why 'Susan'. couldn't you think up a boy name. Actually, neither can I.

Robin. here is a LITTLE elaboration. Check 'Slade Wilson' under military files. IDK. He may have deleted them. This won't tell you where he is, but it might explain why he is so fast, and strong, and smart...and psycopathical.

Dude?! What comic are you talking about?! but thanks for the compliment, I really am hot. and chicks dig mah pointy ears. ¿Concuerda usted, Raven?

Could you please not speak Spanish to me?

¿Está usted celoso o algo?

Who is this Susan they are speaking of, Robin? Oh wait, I forgot he left the room...oh, and yes, I do have a brother! He is most pleasant!

bbissocute wrote: Nice. I really am interested in getting an inside view of the Titans, me being an amazingly crazed obsessive Titans fan and all. I was wondering, maybe if everyone could leave the room 'cept Beast Boy and Raven real quick. I have a few really personal questions...I promise this'll only take a sec.
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Are they gone?

I hope so. Now really quick, Beast Boy come here. Tell her now. I have provided the perfect opportunity, and I'm sure if you don't hurry, then your going to miss your chance. And I'm sure the others will try and listen in any minute now. Quick. Do it now.
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This is a comment for Susan. Your pretty cool and my sister loves you. She loves to watch you kick Robin's . I like watching that also, I guess. I'm not the biggest Rob fan and anyone that can do that must be awesome. Keep up the great work,

bbissocute

You heard her guys, get out! Not you, Raven!

...let go of my cape!

No, let's keep reading! Maybe she'll tell us why Robin is so obsessed with his mask!

She wants you to confess your love to me...

Eep! What?! Is this what that is?! Ughhhoohhhh...

Let's just go to the next question...

No!

No?

Raven, listen! I do need to tell you something! And I don't want the others to hear, so lemme just tell you now!

Okay...you're dying?

No

Pregnant?

Ehahahhah! Wait...that's not funny!

Gay?

Look, I love you, okay?! I, GARFIELD EMMANUEL LOGAN, LOVE RAVEN!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!

So...uh, ¿Me adora usted?

Hey, guys! Why are Cyborg and Starfire standing outside? Why are you guys blushing? YOU GUYS LOVE EACHOTHER?!

Dude, were you spying?!

No, whatever we say gets typed on the computer, remember?

Oh yah...

This is glorious! Let us rejoice and celebrate with the pizza!

MISCrasyaboutfanfics wrote: Okay i'm not sure exactly what to ask you guys, but here's the first thing. In my dimension, there's a TV show and a comic book series about you. Cartoon Network, the channel that airs the show is not making anymore episodes of it. How do you all feel about that?

Also, Raven, you are my least favorite Teen Titan. I'm Catholic and I just don't like the idea behind you're powers. Please don't blow something up just because I said that!

We're in a comic book AND a TV SHOW? Dude, sweet! Hey, and Raven shouldn't be your least favorite! She can't help how she was born, you know!

Beastboy...it's okay...don't worry about it...everyone's entitled to their own opinion...

Aw, you guys sound like a couple already!

We are NOT a couple, Cyborg. Beastboy said he loved me, I didn't say I loved him...

How awkward, BB...

IamtotallyKewlio wrote: Hey, your number one fan here!

You probably won't get to this, but hey, who cares?
I got some questions/comments for y'all.

Robin: I was wondering, how does it feel to know that ppl. watch you and your team on TV daily?(S'pose anyone can answer this) Also, why'd you leave Batman? (Not that I'm complaining, you're really cool as your own person) I know your secret identity:)

Star: Do you miss your home planet? Or your old friends? Sorry that you had to grow up with Blackfire as a sister...

Beast Boy: You ARE funny! I laugh at all of your jokes! You're my fave Titan! Did you watch Animal Planet alot to learn about animals, or when you change do thier abilities just sort of come to you?

Raven: I love reading, too. Got any suggestions? Sorry the others are forcing you to do this... (although I bet you really don't mind too much)

Cyborg: How often do you beat the snot out of BB at video games? I don't play much, and I pretty much suck worse than Beast Boy is portrayed to on the show...

Susan: Mua, ha, ha! I know ALL of the Titans' secret identities! I have succeeded where you have failed! And I know yours too! ...
Please don't hunt me down and kill me.

How does everyone know my secret identity?! Oh, and I just left Batman b/c I thought I should really get out on my own, experience the limelight a little bit

I do miss my planet, and often feel the sickness for my home, but I feel much love and joy here as well

Dude! YOU THINK I'M FUNNY?! YAY!!! AND I SO LOVE ANIMAL PLANET!!!!!!!!

Suggestions for good books? Pretty much any book is a good book, but if you want some good ones, I'd suggest some of the latest Stephen King material...it's great...

I beat BB pretty much every day. Heck, I even beat him at Barbie Race and Ride

Broken Sword of the Morning wrote: Raven,

Do you know who your paternal grandfather is? Or anything, for that matter, of your paternal family (past Trigon, of course)?

Oh, and whoever dragged Starfire away at the end? Please don't do that again. I'd like whole answers to my questions, if you please.

P.S.: BB, you are truly an idiot. If you want Terra to remember you, why not get Mento over to unlock her subconscious memories?

P.P.S.: And can't Raven do that? Are you jealous of Terra, Raven? Because, if you really do love BB, you'll help him get Terra back. He's better off with her than with you. You need someone more - ah - let's just say, someone with a higher IQ.

...I know little about my family...

Agreed, I find it very rude as well, I shall explain Temaranian religion now and-

Hey! I'm not an idiot!

...I'm not jealous of Terra...and why does the person you love have to have a high I.Q.? There's no rule that says two people have to be equal in intelligence to share an unspeakable bond and-

Raven! Stop! Things are blowing up all over the house!

Agreed! Please calm down and listen to Robin!

GRRR!!!! Look, I love Beastboy, okay?! I think he's a wonderful person! Yah, he's not Einstein! Hell, he probably doesn't even know how to do long division, but he knows me better than anybody in this tower! No, in this WORLD!!!!!! And don't call him an idiot! Only I can do that!

Ahhh!!!!!! Robin, I fear she has gone past the point of no return!

You really like me?! Sweet!

Beastboy, now is not the time! Help us calm Raven down!

Um...okay...uh, what do you get when you cross a pickle and a dollar bill? Sour dough! Get it! HAHAHHAHHAHAHA!!!!

Not helping, BB!

Ugh...fine! Raven!

Huh?...did you just blow in my ear?

Yah, it's a pretty weird sensation, huh? You were about to lose control

Oh...

Um, let's just move on

cheekylildevil wrote: Raven- I can definatly see melvin being obsessed with hello kitty, and timmy asking questions with only one breath. Are any of the juniors in school, how would melvin get bobby into a classroom? Yes, I do know I'm obsessed with them.
BB- has raven ever tried to flush you down a toilet
Robin- Some people have been putting down questions for a susan- that means they're meant for slade

Melvin's in the second grade, and I have no idea how Bobby fits in a classroom...

Raven has tried to flush me down the toilet...

I wasn't trying to flush you, I just accidentally grabbed the back of your head, accidentally dunked you, and accidentally flushed the toilet...

I'm only gonna forgive you b/c you're cute

Haha! BB, Rae, you guys make a great couple!

Indeed! It is glorious! Now we can perform the dating of doubles!

SLADE?! KDJG KJgfklgjmlfg...wait a second, Slade wouldn't choose the name 'Susan'

Yah, he'd pick something a little more masculine, evil

DramaQueen of the moon wrote: Hola Titans! What's Happenin' in the T? LOL Anyway, let's get down to bunciess!(SP?)

Robin: What's Up?
CyBrog: Hi
Starfire: Hello! D
Beast Boy: S'up Dude! ADMIT YOU LIKE RAVEN AND BE DONE WITH IT!
Raven: Hi, Hi! ADMIT YOU LIKE BB! And.,.,.,.,. Do you have any other powers that you aren't showing to the other Titans? And if your powers weren't controlled by your emotions/dad(THIS IS TRUE!)then couldn't you beat all the titans and be the most powerfulk titan of them all? BUT, you ARE the most powerful titan already! AND FOR THE LAST TIME ADMIT YOU LOVE BB AND YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH HIM! JUST DO IT AND BE DONE WITH IT!

Hey there

Hi back at ya

Greetings!

I did admit that I love Rave, and guess what?! Dude, she likes me too! She even freaked out 'cuz the Broken Sword person called me an idiot!

The most evil of all villia...wrote: I have a question er...several questions...what is the most easiest way to sneak er...come in the TT Tower to give you all...cookies yes cookies and "susan" if you need some help I am willing to give some help if we can agree on some things...and what is all your weakness?? I would like to know...just to know and oh yes is there an opening to be a TT I would Love to join to learn all about you ...that all for now...I will be in contact...

Ooh, cookies!

Who is the Susan, Robin?

Submit your resume, it'll be up soon

ProtectorofCanon2 wrote: It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault.

Slade hacked into your e-mail and he's been reading everything that was sent to you, and he said to adress any questions intended for him to "Susan," so that's who Susan is, but I didn't know until AFTER I sent the first e-mail that said who you are, but I do know a bunch of info about Slade, and I can tell you, and PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

I'm too nice to die.

Hahahahaha! Look, we know you fans like to play jokes, but c'mon? I've been studying Slade forever now, and I know he's not hacking into our email. It's just not his style

Bestkeptsecret-bigestmistak wrote: hey guys this one is for robin.
what is your outlook on kid flash's relatiionship with jinx?
p.s. i absolutly adore you guys! raven you are my favorite titan, and i admire your self controll.

Um, I think they're dating, are they, guys?

I think so

...Thanks...I've never really had anyone admire my self-control before...

rockingirlofbloodred019 wrote: I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE A DEAR TEEN TITANS THING, IT TURNED OUT TO BE A "ASK-THE-READER-BECAUSE-YOU-WANT-TO-KNOW-WHY-SHE-HATES-ROBIN" THING. ANY WAY, I HATE ROBIN BECAUSE MY FRIENDS TELL ME I LOOK LIKE HIM AND I PROMISE I DO NOT LOOK LIKE HIM. OH AND VI- I MEAN CYBORG I FORGIVE NO COLD FEELINGS THERE:) MY QUESTION IS: RAVEN CAN YOU KICK ROBIN'S FOR ME? STARFIRE, TELL ROBIN YOU LOVE HIM BEFORE RAVEN KICKS HIS ! ROBIN TELL STARFIRE YOU LOVE HER BEFORE YOU GET YOUR FRIGGIN' KICKED! CY, HOW DO YOU PEE? AND CAN REPLY TO THAT PLEASE! BB, UH IM GONNA ASK YOU A REALLY HARD QUESTION, WHAT'S THE WORLD'S SMALLEST CITY? THANKS :P

You hate me b/c you look like me?

...I'm not kicking Robin's ass...

Robin and I are dating, and do not threaten him!

What kind of question is that?! How do I pee?! Well, how all guys pee, I guess

The world's smallest city? I dunno...that one place in Italy? Or was it Rome?

Rome is in Italy...

Oh...

Well, thanks for the questions! We're hoping for more! And please start submitting those Super Hero resumes! We'd be glad to look 'em over! We're actually looking to help form a Titans North and South! Robin out!

Farewell! And I shall be delighted to answer more inquiries! Heheheh!

C'mon, Raven, let's go out somewhere fun!

...Oh, geez...where?

I dunno...how about...that depressing cafe you like?

What will you do there?

Say lotsa happy stuff, irritate people, tell jokes...

Well that should depress people...hey, could you say something in Spanish again? It's just...interesting...

Fine...um, let's see...Raven atractiva y yo la adoran

What does that mean?

Um, it means, uh, "I like tofu" now let's get going!

Alright, see ya guys! Don't have her out too late, BB!

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Hello, all...I'm glad to see some of you actually read my message. Some of you are tattletales as well, and if you do it again, I will hunt you down and destroy you...

SuperJGirl5 wrote: question for...Susan:

Are you gay for Robin and/or a child molester? Because your like 50 something and you target bunch of teenagers for pizza's sake!

Robin is very special to me, that's all I will say...

ProtectorofCanon2 wrote: Wait, Slade read what I wrote? I told SLADE who Robin is? I'm gonna go into hiding now...

Don't worry, Dear. It's not information I didn't already know...

Zatrion wrote: Susan, this is Zatrion. I have two questions I wish to ask you, and I hope that you will be winning to give some sort of response.

Question 1: Why would you work with him (you know who I mean) if you knew he would betray you, besides getting back your life?

Question 2: I wondered why you feel the need for successors? I mean, you sound as if you are well along in age, but the way you display yourself states to the contrary.

If you do not reply, I will understand. If you do, I will appreciate it. Thanks for your time, patience, and consideration.

I see you've done your homework, well done. I am not looking for any successor necessarily. I only need one. Terra was just a decoy at loose-ends who didn't fulfill her task...

Treeonice wrote: Hey Susan. When are you checking up on your boys again? Why 'Susan'. couldn't you think up a boy name. Actually, neither can I.

If I picked a name that sounded any less ridiculous, the Titans might catch on. I chose such a silly name on purpose...

bbissocute wrote: This is a comment for Susan. Your pretty cool and my sister loves you. She loves to watch you kick Robin's . I like watching that also, I guess. I'm not the biggest Rob fan and anyone that can do that must be awesome. Keep up the great work,

Tell your sister she has good taste, as do you...

Iamtotallykewlio wrote: Susan: Mua, ha, ha! I know ALL of the Titans' secret identities! I have succeeded where you have failed! And I know yours too! ...
Please don't hunt me down and kill me.

Don't worry, I'm not out to hurt you, and yes, I know their identities too. Perhaps you could join me...

The most evil of all villia... wrote: and "susan" if you need some help I am willing to give some help if we can agree on some things...and what is all your weakness?? I would like to know...just to know

Join me, child. Perhaps we can help each other...

ProtectorofCanon2 wrote: It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault.

Slade hacked into your e-mail and he's been reading everything that was sent to you, and he said to adress any questions intended for him to "Susan," so that's who Susan is, but I didn't know until AFTER I sent the first e-mail that said who you are, but I do know a bunch of info about Slade, and I can tell you, and PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

I'm too nice to die.

They'll never believe you. You're better off being laughed at...or destroyed...how would you like to take a walk on the dark side?

Well, I'll be in touch. I would advise all of you to be wise and not tattle...bad things happen to children who tattle...

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