By the time he got back, Will had turned so that it was Jack seeing his bare behind. Jack didn't seem to appreciate the move. He looked like he'd just tasted something particularly foul in fact. Integra looked near to busting a vein. He expected her to say something but it was Jack who started the ball rolling.
"Forgive the boy." He swaggered forward enough to give Will something to hide behind. Even Jack wasn't callous enough to make poor Will stand exposed in front of this woman. "He eh..."
Hmm. Why would he be standing here naked?
"He's a bit off in the head. Decided his hat was his pants and threw the rest away. He'll be alright in a minute. Just give him some room." There, that would work. He got the impression Will didn't like that explanation but wasn't about to protest. In any case it didn't seem to impress Integra.
"Someone give that man a jacket." The combination of annoyance and anger in her voice was enough to make anyone nervous. "And...escort...both of these two back to wherever they belong."
It was at this moment that Will decided to try and relieve some of the intense confusion in his head. Here he'd been drugged or something, kidnapped, had his clothes stolen by...whatever that thing was, and now this woman was going to have him sent someplace with Jack. The latter was too much to bare. His face was near glowing with embarassment, so he greatfully accepted the coat someone handed him. Good thing it wasnt the kind that end at the waist. After that he was a bit more able to talk, though he hat remained in his hands just the same.
"Excuse me...but...where am I? I was standing on this balcony and...somehow I got here..." He waved the hand not occupied with his hat around the room. "I really need to get back though. Elizabeth was waiting for me and..."
Integra was glaring. "We are working on sending both you and this...pirate home. It would help if we knew how you'd gotten here in the first place."
Will pointed at Jack. Jack pointed at Alucard who had just made an appearance behind Integra.
"He did it." They both said.
Integra rubbed her forhead. These two were giving her a migraine. She turned to Jack.
"How did you get him here?"
Jack walked over to the machine, quickly followed by Will who was not yet ready to face the world on his own bare and rather pale legs.
"I just pressed this button." he demonstrated, but nothing happened. Slightly worried, he pushed again. Still nothing. "It was working before. I pushed this thing, and that thing glowed. The next thing I knew, there he was."
Though Jack was obviously annoyed for some reason, Integra was more interested in the machine itself. She didn't recall having ever seen it before, which was saying something since normally she knew everything that went on around her home. Apparently they'd have to do some research on who built this thing. Hopefully whoever the idiot was he could send these two home before they caused any more trouble. not to mention headaches.
"Take them to his room." she ordered the soldiers. Turning to Jack and Will she added, "I'll let you know when we figure this out. Meanwhile don't leave that room, or I'll have you shot."
The last thing they needed was that pirate coming back here and pressing more buttons and bringing who knows who here. Obviously Integra didn't know Jack very well. This particular pirate was not only curious, but had been given an idea by young William's little speech.