Keep the pet

I don't own Merlin


"No!" Arthur glared at his servant, "it will not stay!"

"Come on Clotpole, he's just a puppy." Merlin looked fondly at the dog.

They both looked down at the puppy chewing at Arthur's boots. "You will not keep him!"

Merlin tried again with a kitten, then a goat and a chicken; all were sent away.

A week later he showed up with a strange coloured bird.

"What the hell is that?!"

"It's a parrot sire; you can train them to speak."

Arthur glared at the bird.

The bird glared back.

"Hello prat!"

He should have let Merlin keep the dog.