Yesh I am finally updating! And this chap is a... very very very strong T? Well... this is at a beach, and there's this girl... and... yeah... the girl is... very good. So on with the story! *escapes*

PS: I am no longer accepting OCs because I don't think I'll be able to use all of them...

It's 7 in the morning and I'm wondered around in my house, looking for my laptop. I realized it was missing just a few minutes ago. Sighing, I went into the dining room and saw the Akatsuki crowding around something. Having a bad feeling, I walked over.

"Whatcha lookin' at?" I asked them. They looked at me and made some space so I could see. I nearly screamed my bloody head off at them.

They were on my laptop, opening a bunch of random files, downloading what seemed like viruses, and going on weird websites. To top it off, they were reading my stories I wrote.

"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING ON MY LAPTOP?" I yelled, while pushing Kisame, who was the one in front of my laptop, aside. I started closing the files and the stories and trying to delete the viruses. Jenny and Michelle walked downstairs, awaken from their slumber.

"Why the freak were you yelling?" Michelle yawned.

"They were destroying my laptop!" I answered.

"No we weren't," Kakuzu said.

"Downloading those things DESTROYS one's laptop!" I scowled. "You need to pay at least 300 dollars if you destory my laptop!"

I could've sworn I saw Kakuzu's face turn white.

"Okay, putting your laptop aside, what should we do today?" Jenny asked, looking almost excited for what I have planned, which I didn't. I shrugged, still trying to delete the stuff they have downloaded. Jenny's grin turned into a disappointed frown.

"What do you guys want to do?" I asked, after deleting most of the stuff.

"Can we go swimming?" Jenny asked.

"I agree. It's hot today," Michelle said, agreeing with Jenny for once in her life. I looked at the Akatsuki. Most of them just shrugged, while Kisame looked extra excited, and started nodding eagerly, almost like a kid whose mom just asked him if he would like some candy. I almost opened my mouth to say okay, until a thought hit me. Okay. What swimming pool could we bring the Akatsuki to without having them scaring the people there?

"Okay. Two problems. One, we can't really bring the Akatsuki to a swimming pool. Second, even if we go to the beach, no one would drive us there other than Vivian," And I am so NOT driving again.

"My parents have a van you know," Jenny said. "Vivian could drive that."

"I guess," I replied, feeling a ray of hope. Deep inside, I also want to go to the beach, since it has been years since I've went to one.

"Okay then. I'm sorta dying here so let's go!" Michelle said eagerly. Wow, so different from her usually self. I actually expected her to say something like, "Ugh... whatever..." or something like that.

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I walked out of the cramped changing room after almost 30 minutes. Do you know how hard it is to change in a room when you have to keep your head down, bent your knees, and basically bend your whole body, or else you'll pretty much crack your skull and most bones in your body?

The others were already finished changing, and the girls were all trying to straighten their twisted bodies. We also invited Amanda and Gin since they were pretty much dying from the heat too. While going to the beach, we realized the Akatsuki didn't have swimming suits, and stopped by a store to buy some. It could've been a quick, ten minute trip, but since my fellow friends were busy picking out a swimming suit for Konan, it took almost an hour.

What? No, of course I wasn't part of them!

We also had to make Sasori make himself a human looking "shell" so people wouldn't be freaked out by his body. He actually made it surprisingly fast.

"Puppets with weapons take a long time, but making things like these are simple,"

That was his explanation when I questioned him.

As usual, we were attracting a lot of attention, but I was pretty much used to this now, and so has the others.

Us girls started putting on sunscreen, while the Akatsuki wondered around like idiots, and Kisame jumping around in the water like a little kid. Lots of people stayed away from him, few calling him a freak. Well, I suppose I can't blame them since they've never been to a proper beach before.

It took me a while to notice that my friends were all staring at my swimming suit.

"What?"

"Well, I've never expected your swimming suit to be so... cute I guess?" Jenny replied. Yes, I also have to admit that it IS a bit to kiddy for me. It was baby blue with white trimmings. It looked a bit like those dress styled swimming suits, which I used to love when I was a little kid.

Just as I opened my mouth to reply, I saw something out of the corner of my eyes. Something that creeped me out a little.

A girl... was flirting with the Akatsuki.

My friends looked at me, then looked at where I was staring, and their jaws fell.

"What. The. Freak?" Vivian said, her eyes wide.

"Is something wrong with that girl? Why is she talking to the Akatsuki?" Gin asked, eyeing her suspiciously.

The girl was probably around her mid-20's, and, as weird as it is for me to say this, she looked pretty hot. No, I'm not a lesbian. She was wearing a bikini that was obviously too small for her big breasts (be thankful I didn't say boobs, like I just did), and she was slim and tall. She had blond hair and blue eyes, like one of those fairy tale princesses. I really cannot believe a girl like her was talking to those, weird, creepy-ass Akatsuki...

I stood up and walked closer to hear their conversation. Maybe the girl wasn't flirting with them... if she wasn't touching their biceps all over...

"So, where are you guys from?" she asked, her voice as sweet as honey.

"...We are from this place," Pein replied, after a few seconds of hesitation.

"Are you really?" she said, pressing her body close to DeiDei's. I could tell Deidara sighed silently in annoyance, and looked as though he really wanted to punch the girl in the face. "You guys look very unusual to be Americans."

"Because our... parents are not from here... but we were born here," Pein said, almost stuttering. Wow. To think there is a day where Pein would be panicking because of a girl.

I glanced at my friends, and they looked as if they were going to throw up soon at the sight of... this... tragedy...?

"Shouldn't we do something?" asked Amanda, her voice filled with worry and slight disgust.

"Yeah... the only way I could think of is walking up and saying we're their GF's... and that is not a good way," I said as the girl started rubbin' herself against Hidan, much to his delight.

"What the freak..." Vivian said again.

"What the hell is wrong with her..." Michelle muttered to herself in disgust.

"Well, I think they can handle- THAT LITTLE BITCH!" I suddenly yelled out in anger. That frigging bastard was kissing Sasori's cheeks! No one, and I mean no one, will ever touch my favorite. Well... Maybe other fangirls of Sasori... Oh whatever!

"What are you-"

I ignored Jenny's incomplete question and marched up to them angrily. I pulled the girl away and said, "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

The girl stared at me for a while, then smiled like a sly fox.

"I don't think it's any of your business," she said, still smiling, and her voice still as honey-like.

"It is if they're my... friends," I said, glancing at the guys. They were all slowly backing away, except for a certain masochist, who was probably taking off the girl's bikini with his eyes. Her smile grew bigger still, which was kinda creepin' me out.

"Well, if they're not your boyfriend, I still don't think it's any of your business," she said. I resisted my urge to punch her pretty little face. I don't want to go to the police station again, but this lady is so fuckin' bitchy! Maybe I just need to stall her so the Akatsuki could go hide or something... But that wouldn't work, since the girl was clinging on to Pein's arm now.

"I've never said anything about them NOT being my boyfriend, did I?" I said, my body shaking with anger.

"Well, even if you SAY one of them is your boyfriend, I won't believe it," the girl replied.

"And why is that?" I asked with a questioning look.

"I doubt people as handsome and wonderful as them-"

I threw up mentally.

"-would have such low standards to date someone like YOU."

I was about to reach out and crush her throat, when a familiar voice stopped me.

"Dina?"

I turned around and saw Kevin, and I immeidately felt my face heat up. Good thing the Akatsuki were busy trying to get the lady off of them, or else they would be asking about why my face is red...

"You know this girl Kevin?" the lady suddenly asked. I fell into a silence and started to wonder who the lady was.

"Yeah. She's a girl from my school. Dina, she's my mom,"

If I was drinking something, I would've spit it all over the person closest to me. Mom. MOM. Kevin's MOM is flirting with the AKATSUKI? His MOM is a sexy and bitchy young lady? His MOM is the lady who had insulted me like no one have ever did before? His MOM is the lady that I want to punch more than anything in this world right now? A stiff smile appeared on my face as I processed this in my mind. The others stared at me, all noticing my twitching smile and my shaking fist, which I am holding back.

"Dina? Are you okay?" Kevin asked. I snapped out of my thoughts and nodded, trying to smile a bit more naturally.

"Yeah, I'm fine. Just a bit... surprised, that she's your mom..." I said, glancing at Kevin's mom, who was staring at me with an evil smirk. "Ahem... Excuse me for a minute..."

I roughly pulled Hidan with me and marched to the changing rooms, which, luckily, was empty.

"Why the hell did you bring me here?" Hidan asked, eyeing me suspiciously.

"Ah no reason..."

Jenny's P.O.V

Just as I was talking about the lady with the girls, I suddenly heard a scream... It sounded strangely like Hidan, though I could be wrong. It was coming from the changing room...

I looked the source of the scream, and a few minutes later, Dina walked out with a joyful smile with what seemed like blood in her hands...