Chapter 7: Skin Party part 1
"Welcome, To Summoner's Rift!" The announcer said, when Elise was transported on the rift. She blinked a few times and looked down to see her outfit. Mishelle decided to switch her to her Blood Moon skin just for fun.
"Seriously?" Elise asked.
"What? I like the skin spidy, makes me feel victorious."
"Then you should have switched in my victorious skin instead"
"Uuuhh, Nah! I like your blood moon skin even more, also another reason is that I love the color red, and lets be honest, you look so fucking hot and bad ass with that skin." Mishelle replied. Elise just rolled her eyes as she sighed and took a glance on her surroundings to see her teammates, who are also in skins: SKT T1 Zyra, Raven Born LeBlanc, Order of the Banana Soraka and...
"You.. have got... to be kidding me... summoner." Varus groaned for a.), he looked down and saw himself in his Heartseeker outfit; and b.) he looked up to see that all of his teammates were women. Varus then hopelessly covered his body with his bare hands while the four ladies just chuckled at his futile attempt, making Varus blush.
"Hey, don't cover it up sexy. It's really pleasing for us women to see a hot guy with abs and angel wings like you, Var." Soraka teased, as she lightly slap Varus' butt, making the Arrow of Retribution blush even further, his cheeks now the same color of his arrows.
Mishelle was laughing as well, until she noticed something: "Wait wait wait... what? What is Zyra doing here? Why do we have two supports? Hey spidy, go ask her."
"Ugh fine. Hey Zyra, Mishelle asked why are you being summoned?"
"I don't know, I just saw my runes were glowing, indicating that I am summoned, so now I'm here." Zyra responded.
"The fu-, you know what, why did I asked Zyra, I should talk to Zyra's summoner... hey James! What the heck! Why the hell did you pick Zyra?! I thought you're top lane! Now we don't have a tank you troller!"
"Calm down Mishelle, I got this, have you forgotten that Zyra is one of my mains in mid?" said James.
"But you're in top lane! Not in mid lane! And I don't fucking care! Just why the fuck did you pick Zyra anyway?!"
"Summoner! Language!" Elise and Zyra chimed simultaneously
"Because it's unbalanced," James replied. "You know that the Pentakill members doesn't have a ADC, so why not to make it even: they don't have an ADC, we don't have a tank."
"Well yah should've at least picked Fiora! Or at least Lux! Or Yasuo the fucking cancer!"
"That's a little bit unfair. Don't worry Mishelle, I'm not gonna feed."
"Well you better be! Okay, okay. You got a point, it is little bit unfair, but warn us next time! Since we are in blue team, help me leash on the blue sentinel" Mishelle said as she calmed down, and the summoners then commanded Elise and Zyra to move to top lane.
"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Look Var! Look! Look!" Soraka squealed when she saw the two mages move to top lane as she grabbed and shacked Varus' arm and pointed at the two mages with her banana staff on her hand.
"Yes my love, I see it, I see it." Varus replied.
"So let me get this straight. At the finals, you get to face the Pentakill band, and not like the previous matches, this is not a two out of three match?" Elise asked as she and Zyra were waiting for the blue sentinel to spawn.
"Yup, that's right. The reason why is so that the Pentakill will have more time to rest and get ready for the concert tonight after this" Mishelle replied.
"So if we lose this match, not that I want to, what now?"
"Well, the last team that I faced will face the Pentakill band, and if they also lose, then I'm gonna have to face them again and the team who will win will the face the Pentakill again. That will go on and on until someone defeated the Pentakill band. Mishelle explained.
"Let me guess, they're in their Pentakill Outfits?"
"Yup! Anyway, hopefully we're gonna win this without any problems."
"Yeah, hopefully." Elise said
"Hey!" Zyra called. "Hope you're feeling better now, and I hope I'm not gonna catch you spacing out again." Elise chuckled.
"Don't worry. This time, it will be different, I promise." suddenly Mishelle laughed out of the blue.
"Summoner, what's so funny?" Elise asked
"Well, Zyra is at top lane right? And she's facing Yorick"
"Yes and um... what's funny about that?"
"It's a plants versus zombies mania at top lane! Hahahahaha! Man I just realized this match is gonna be good after all."
Ten minutes later
"Okay! This is not good! Not good at all! What the fuck James! Just what the fuck! How the fuck did you get 0-3 under six minutes you platinoob! Get yoh shit together! And plants suppose to be winning! Not zombies! It's in the freaking game!" Mishelle yelled as James commanded Zyra to go to top lane yet again after dying.
"Well Mishelle, if you just gank-"
"I did fucking gank, many times and it failed and guess what?! Yorick's so fed that he already had sheen item and that's more than enough to make him hurt as fuck and he got a double kill on us!"
"Without the help of Olaf, Yorick couldn't get a double kill!"
"Well guess what James! Olaf was there! Just fucking tower hug and don't fucking engage until I fucking gank!" Mishelle then cut her telepathic link to James to end their conversation.
"Well, here I thought ninjas are supposed to be calm and sane." Elise chimed
"Well not this ninja! Right now, I'm being a summoner, not a ninja and hey I'm sane alright? I ain't like jinx." Mishelle replied irritably
"Yes, sane, but a toxic one to be honest."
"You know what, just get ready to engage Karthus."
"Summoner, I'm beginning to wonder. Did you tell your top laner to pick Zyra? So I can spend more time with her?"
"What? No, I didn't. I swear, cross my heart I didn't said to James to pick Zyra. Earlier we talked on who are we gonna pick, he said that he will pick Shen, but instead he picked Zyra." Mishelle said with a serious tone, and that was more than enough for the spider mage to believe her summoner. Elise then saw LeBlanc went to the left side of the bush to pretend placing a ward with a low health to bait the Deathsinger. Just as when Karthus was about to engage, Elise then snared Karthus and transformed into a giant spider to pounce on Karthus, the Spider Queen Combo, while LeBlanc then dashed to Karthus, instantly killing the lead singer of the Pentakill band. The two mages then retreated immediately to avoid the Deathsinger's after-death rampage.
"Leblanc has slain Karthus."
"Varus has slain Sona."
"Varus has slain Mordekaiser."
"Double kill! Varus is on a killing spree!"
"Olaf has slain Varus!"
"Shut down!"
Olaf has slain Soraka"
"Double kill!"
"Olaf is on rampage!" the announcer said hastily. Elise faintly heard the heaving of the announcer trying to catch up with the game situations.
"Holy crap! Bot lane's just got one heck of a party." Mishelle said.
Meanwhile
Zyra retreated to her tower, clenching her belly as she struggled with her battered and wounded body. Zyra was below half of her health, she had run out of pots and she had no choice but to recall. just as Yorick stacked up to three graves, the Shepherd raised his left hand to awaken the Mist Walkers from the graves he created, threw a globule of black mist from his black mist-cape at the plant mage, and the Mist Walkers leaped to Zyra and started slashing the plant mage with their razor sharp claws.
Zyra then struggled to summon a vine to snare Yorick as she saw him tower dive. The Shepherd flashed and casted 'last Rites' on her, earning another kill. Yorick then retreated to his tower immediately.
"Yorick has slain Zyra"
"Yorick is on a rampage!" the announcer boomed.
"Damn it! He's so tanky. If only flash isn't on cooldown." Zyra's summoner swore.
"Another voice in the cacophony of wails" Yorick said, then as he was beside his tower, he looked at his back and wondered.
"Huh, why is the Maiden seem awfully quiet today? No matter..." Yorick just shrugged and recalled to his base.
"Hey Elise." LeBlanc called teasingly "your girlfriend really needs a gank right-"
"Yorick is on a rampage!" the announcer said.
"Awww, she died again. That is sad. Very sad. Just what kind of girlfriend are you? Not helping your love and ignoring her, my oh my. Tsk tsk tsk" Leblanc pouted her lips as she teased the Spider Queen even more. Elise just gave her a death stare.
"James, I swear, I'm gonna fucking murder you! Stop dying for fuck sake!" Mishelle said with rage.
"Just gank please!" James replied in complaint.
"Alright! Just let me back and buy some items!"
After Elise and LeBlanc recalled and got their items, Elise then ganked mid lane again, gaining another kill as she and the Deceiver slayed the Deathsinger and Elise returned to the jungle, and as for Zyra, the plant mage just returned to her lane and waited for her gank. LeBlanc then roamed to bot lane to aid Soraka and Varus, successfully killing the Iron Revenant, making Olaf and Sona retreat to their tower and continue to push. Elise then gone to top lane and hide in the bush, waiting for an opportunity to engage.
"Mishelle, come on, just go ham already!" James said, readying his fingers for a skill combo.
"Just wait James! Just wait for him to advance a little!"
After the Shepherd cleared the minion waves and pushed further, that is when Elise got out of the bush and snared Yorick, followed by another snare from Zyra. Elise then transformed into a giant spider and pounced on the Shepherd, but Yorick then summoned four Mist Walkers and threw a black mist at the two mages, making the Mist Walkers to leap and engage to the two mages, Yorick then casted 'Last Rites to the Spider Queen, making her health bar below half empty. Zyra was also below half of her health because of the Mist Walkers.
"Are you fucking kidding me?! He fucking hurts!" Mishelle groaned.
What made Mishelle angry even further was that Yorick's health wasn't even at the half of it. That is when Mishelle realized what Yorick's items are: Sheen, boots, corrupted potion and...
"The fuck! Banshee's Veil!? Just one magic resist item and he's tanky as fuck! What the fuck!" Mishelle groaned even more.
Yorick then casted 'Dark Procession' to trap the two mages.
"Behold! The Maiden of the Mist!" Yorick boomed as he slammed his guitar-shovel on the ground to summon the Maiden. Zyra and Elise was gasped as they prepare themselves for the Maiden's onslaught, but unfortunately for the Shepherd, no Maiden appeared.
"Maiden?" Yorick asked as he slammed his guitar again to the ground.
"Maiden" Yorick slammed it again.
"Maiden? Maiden, where are you?" Yorick then slammed his guitar three times in a row.
Still no Maiden of the Mist. Just a wide hole from his guitar-slamming.
That is when the Shepherd clenched his guitar hard and became angry, as he realized the Maiden was not beside him all this time.
"You... have got... to be kidding me... MAIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN!" Yorick screamed at the skies above.
Meanwhile at the Institute's dungeon
Nocturne just seated at cold hard ground in his prison, light only coming from the fire of torches pinned at the gray brick walls, spiderwebs forming in the corner and his surroundings. Nocturne closed his eyes for a while, but then he felt a presence. As he opened his eyes again. There he saw the Maiden of the Mist right in front of him. Nocturne then flowed up to meet at her height.
"I'm still impressed and surprised on how the summoners didn't notice you coming here, or how did you come in here." Nocturne said.
"You flatter me Nocturne, but you may have forgotten: I am a phantom. I can go through walls and even with the summoners' barriers, I can still go through them." the Maiden replied. The Eternal Nightmare just chuckled with his low, deep, terrifying voice.
"Amazing as always... my love." Nocturne said, as he grabbed the Maiden's right hand and pressed where his lips are supposed to be on it.
"What about your Shepherd, my Maiden? What I know is that today is the Pentakill tournament's finals today. He might need you." The Eternal Nightmare asked.
"That undead idiot can handle himself, I'm sure." the Maiden replied.
Someday... someday I'll ask Kolminye to change your name from Maiden of the Mist, to Bitch of the Mist" Yorick groaned, then retreated as his summoner commanded him to go back and recall to his base, for the Shepherd's summoner knows that tower diving the two mages will not be a good idea. Once Yorick was out of range, the circled wall-made-out-of-corpses disappeared.
"Uhhhh, what just happened?" the plant mage asked
"I don't know. Mishelle what happened?" Elise asked.
"I don't know either, Yorick casted his ultimate but nothing happened and just retreated, but hey, at least you two are still alive."
"Um, maybe we should go back and recover?" Zyra asked.
"You go back and recover, I'll clear the wave for you" Elise offered.
"Thanks Elise." Zyra said and smiled, as her body glowed blue for a while and was transported back to base.
AN: Yeah, I ship "Maiden of the Mist x Nocturne", and yes, that's how weird and fucked up my brain is, even my editor ( a.k.a. my best friend since high school ) also cringed at the pairing :/
Editor's Note: Yes, I cringe at the pairing. XD