My Class Meets One Piece 7: Dancing with the... Providence Students?!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I WILL ONLY DO THE LYRICS OF THE SONGS THAT EVERYONE IS IN AND WILL DO IT IN SCRIPT FORM. I DO NOT OWN THESE SONGS OR ONE PIECE PEOPLE SO DON'T SUE ME!
"Hey guys, I just realized that I'm not gonna have a partner." I said as I pulled out a speaker from my bag. We were setting up the stage in the center of the town and everyone was working. As for my lack of partner, durring the Concert of '06, just about all of us had partners, except T.J. and Fort Knox, for our dances in the concert. Brian was my partner.
"Did you just notice that? And people say that I'm slow." David said as he picked up two of the heavy speakers and balanced them both on one hand.
"Maybe you could get Sanji or Zoro to be your partner Zoey." Ashley said as she used her poweres to make an uneven stage. Chuck and Al fixed that by using their knife and eye-beam powers to level it. Well, tried to would be more like it. It was still a bit lopsided, but hey, you try doing that with new powers!
"How exactly shall this work Wind-San?" Robin asked Bri as they hauled a generator out of sight to avoid people finding out about us.
"We just basically get on the stage, dance the routines according to the song while inbetween the songs we beg for money." Bri explained as Chopper took the generator from them while in his Heavy Point.
"I will happily be Z-chan's partner for this performance!" Sanji declared as he floated towards me on hearts. I shot him my famous glare and said,
"No way in heck are you gonna be my partner Sanji-hentai. But you can go and atract people over here with Val an' Ana." His eye turned into a heart as Ana and Val dragged him off.
"Now that that's taken care of...there's no way in hell I'ma gonna be Zoey's partner." Grant said as he pulgged in some plugs into the generator. All the guys in my class agreed.
Memo to self: Hurt/stab/torture them/beat them when I have free time. "I think Zoro would be the best choice for you Zoey." Jessica said quietly.
"Why me?!" Zoro asked as he looked up from trying to figure out how to work the generator...and failing. Bobby-Joe and Randy stopped him just in tie before he cut it in half with his swords.
"Because Luffy an' Ussop are klutzes, Chopper's a reindeer an' Sanji's a perv. Need I say more?" Bri said.
"I'll buy you sake if you do it Zoro..." Maggie bribed. While we were in the bar, we leared that no one could hold their drink longer than Zoro and Nami. Zoro's ears seemed to perk at the word 'sake' and said gruffly,
"Fine, but I won't like it."
"Good! Now, C'mon Zoro, you need ta learn the words and the dances that Brian would do. Lucky for you, I'm an expert at helping people cram information!" Bri said as she dragged Zoro into an alley way to force the info into his brain. After a half-hour, everything looked ready, so Jessica said to all of us,
"My guess is that ow would be a good time for this to start ya'll."
"HEY YA'LL! PEOPLE ARE COMIN' SO GET READY!" We heard Val shout as she, Ana, and Sanji ran towards us. They were in their performance outfits that they somehow got out of my bag.
"OK PEOPLE! IT'S TIME TA BRING DA SEXY BACK!" I looked over to the turntables to see Rick-James, but instead he was in the audience, flirting with some girls "OI! RICK-JAMES! STOP FLIRTING WITH THE AUDIENCE!" I shouted as everyone went to go change as Val set up my iPod.
"WELCOME LADIES, GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN, AND PIRATES, TO THE SHOW! Please remember to put money in the bag whenever you guys want. OK RICK-JAMES, HIT IT!" I said with my new loud voice powers to shout to the audience. Rick-James was at the turn-tables with my iPod and some records ready and turned on the first song, Lose My Breath. The girls only danced and sang. Next up was Don't Phunk with My Heart. Now this one, everyone, including the now lyric-knowing Zoro. Hey, did you know that Rick-James can rap? Lets say that that talent of his comes in handy for rapping songs.
I will never understand Bri's cramming method. If this works, I'll swear I'll run around the island with nothing but my bikini on... well, here we go!
Girls: No, no, no, dont phunk with my heart
Yeah...
No, no, no, dont phunk with my heart...
I wonder if I take you home,
Would you still be in love, baby in love, baby?
I wonder if I take you home,
Would you still be in love, baby in love, baby?
Randy: Girl, you know you got me, got me,
With your pistol shot me, shot me
And I'm here helplessly,
In love and nothing can stop me.
You can't stop me cause once I start it
Can't return me cause once you bought it
I'm coming baby, dont got it,
dont make me wait
So lets be about it
Girls: No, no, no, dont phunk with my heart...
Rick-James: Baby, have some trustin', trustin'
When I come in lustin', lustin'
Cause I bring you that comfort
I aint only here cause I want ya
body I want your mind too
Interestin' what I find you
And I'm interested in the long haul
Come on girl, yee-haw!
Grant: Come on!
Girls: I wonder if I take you home,
Would you still be in love, baby in love, baby
I wonder if I take you home, Would you still be in love, baby in love, baby
No, no, no, dont phunk with my heart...
David: Girl, you had me, once you kissed me
My love for you is not iffy
I always want you with me
I'll play Bobby and youll play Whitney
If you smoke, I'll smoke too
Thats how much I'm in love with you
Crazy is what crazy do
Crazy in love, I'm a crazy fool
Girls: No, no, no, dont phunk with my heart...
Al: Why are you so insecure
When you got passion and love her?
You always claimin I'm a cheater
Think I'd up and go leave ya
For another senorita
You forgot that I need ya
You mustve caught amnesia
Thats why you dont believe
Chuck: uh, yeah, check it out!
Grant: Dont you worry bout a thing, baby,
Cause you know you got me by a string, baby
Dont you worry bout a thing, baby
Cause you know you got me by a string, baby
Zoro: Baby girl, you make me feel,
You know you make me feel so real
I love you more than sex appeal
Cause you're...
All Guys: That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl
That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl
That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl
That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl
That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl
That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl
That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl
Girls: No, no, no, dont phunk with my heart...
No, no, no, dont phunk with my heart...
No, no, no, dont phunk with my heart...
Guys (At the same time as the girls): That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl.
That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl.
That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl.
Girls: I wonder if I take you home,
Would you still be in love, baby in love, baby?
I wonder if I take you home,
Would you still be in love, baby in love, baby?
I wonder if I take you home,
Would you still be in love, baby in love, baby?
I wonder if I take you home,
Would you still be in love, baby in love, baby?
I wonder if I take you home,
Would you still be in love, baby in love, baby?
Chuck: Dont you worry bout a thang, baby,
Cause you know you got me by a strang, baby,
Dont you worry bout a thang, baby,
'Cause you know you got me by a strang, baby...
After that song came another song that we were all in. My younger sister can't listen to this song because it was the song that she and her ex dubbed as 'their song'. It's Promiscuous
Bobby-Joe: How you doin young lady?
That feelin that you givin really drives me crazy
You dont haveta play about the joke
I was at a loss of words first time that we spoke
Ashley: Looking for a girl thatll treat you right,
You lookin for her in the daytime with the light
Randy: You might be the type if I play my cards right
I'll find out by the end of the night
Gabbie: You expect me to just let you hit it
But will you still respect me if you get it?
Pete: All I can do is try, gimme one chance
Whats the problem I dont see no ring on your hand
I be the first to admit it,
I'm curious about you, you seem so innocent
Val: You wanna get in my world, get lost in it,
boy I'm tired of running, lets walk for a minute
All Guys: Promiscuous girl, wherever you are,
I'm all alone, and it's you that I want
All Girls: Promiscuous boy, you already know,
that I'm all yours, what you waiting for?
All Guys: Promiscuous girl, you're teasing me,
you know what I want, and I got what you need.
All Girls: Promiscuous boy, let's get to the point,
'cause we're on a roll, are you ready?
Bri: Roses are red, some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead but you're still kinda cute
Zoro: Hey! I can't keep my mind off you
Where you at, do you mind if I come through?
Zoey: I'm out of this world come with me to my planet,
Get you on my level do you think that you can handle it?
David: They call me Thomas, last name Crown
Recognize game, I'm a lay mine's down
Ana: I'm a big girl I can handle myself,
But if I get lonely I'ma need your help
Pay attention to me I don't talk for my health
Al: I want you on my team
Maggie: So does everybody else.
Bobby-Joe: Baby we can keep it on the low.
Let your guard down aint nobody gotta know
If you with it girl I know a place we can go
Jessica: What kind of girl do you take me for?
All Guys: Promiscuous girl,
wherever you are, I'm all alone,
and it's you that I want
All Girls: Promiscuous boy,
you already know, that I'm all yours,
what you waiting for?
All Guys: Promiscuous girl,
you're teasing me,
you know what I want, and I got what you need.
All Girls: Promiscuous boy, let's get to the point,
'cause we're on a roll, are you ready?
All Guys: Don't be mad, don't get mean
All Girls: Don't get mad, don't be mean
All Guys: Hey! Don't be mad, don't get mean
All Girls: Don't get mad, don't be mean
Chuck: Wait! I don't mean no harm,
I can see you with my t-shirt on
Val: I can see you with nothing on,
feeling on me before you bring that on
All Guys: Bring that on?
All Girls: You know what I mean
Zoro: Girl, Im a freak you shouldn't say those things
Zoey: I'm only trying to get inside your brain,
to see if you can work me the way you say
All Guys: It's okay, it's alright,
I got something that you gon' like.
All Girls: Hey is that the truth or are you talking trash?
Is your game M.V.P. like Steve Nash?
All Guys: Promiscuous girl, wherever you are,
I'm all alone, and it's you that I want
All Girls: Promiscuous boy, you already know,
that I'm all yours, what you waiting for?
All Guys: Promiscuous girl, you're teasing me,
you know what I want, and I got what you need.
All Girls: Promiscuous boy, let's get to the point,
'cause we're on a roll, are you ready?
Girls: Promiscuous Boy, I'm calling your name,
but you're driving me crazy, the way you're making me wait
Guys: Promiscuous Girl, you're teasing me,
you know what I want, and I got what you need!
Girls: Promiscuous Boy, we're one in the same,
so we don't gotta play games no more!
After that, we did a few songs that we weren't all in, like One Step Closer, Until the Day I Die, Bad Boy, Waitin' on the World to Change, Dance, Dance, Faint, Before he Cheats, Shut up and Drive, Bleed it Out, Misery Business, Rockstar, Girlfriend, Headstrong, Shut Up!, Run it!, Temperature, Sk8er Boi, Everytime we Touch, Listen to your Heart, and Call me when You're Sober. We finally finished it off with Hey Mama
Girls: La la la la la...
All: Hey mama, this that beat that make you groove, mama.
Get on the floor and move your booty mama
We the blast masters blastin' up the jamma
All Guys: REEEEEEEWIIIIIIND!
Rick-James: Cutie cutie, make sure you move your booty
Shake that thing like we in the city of sin, and
Hey shorty, I know you wanna party,
the way your body lookin' make me really feel naughty
Cutie cutie, make sure you move your booty,
Shake that thing like we in the city of sin, and
Hey shorty, I know you wanna party
the way your body lookin' make me really feel naughty
David: I got a naughty naughty style and a naughty naughty crew
But everything I do, I do just for you
I'm a little bit of old, and a bigger bit of Nu
The true people know that the Peas come thru, we never cease
All: NOO!
Grant: We never die, no we never decease,
All: NOO!
Chuck: We multiply like we mathamatice,
An then drop bombs cause we shake it to da beat
All Guys: The bomb bombas, the base move dramas.
Pete: Naw y'all knaw, who we are
Y'all knaw, we the stars
Steady rockin' on y'alls boulevards
And, lookin' hard without bodygaurds
I do, what I can
Y'all come thru, will.i.am
And still I stand, with still mic in hand
So come on mama, dance to the drama!
All: Hey mama, this that beat that make you groove, mama
Hey! Get on the floor and move your booty mama
Yaw! We the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma
Hey! So shake your bambama, come on now mama
Hey mama, this that beat that make you groove, mama
Hey! get on the floor and move your booty mama
Yaw! we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma
Girls: La la la la la
Rick-James: We the big town stumpas, and big sound pumpas
The beat bump bumps in your trunk trunkas
The girlies in the club with the big plump plumpas
And when I'm makin' love, my hip hump humps
It never quits,
I dont discriminate I please chicks
Asian, Caucasian, Black just wanna squeeze-
Girls: aahhh!
Al: Cause we the show stoppas
And the chief rockas, number one chief rockas
Val: Naw y'all knaw, who we are
Y'all knaw, we the stars
Steady rockin' on y'alls boulevards
Guys: How we rockin' it girls?
Girls: Without bodyguards.
Guys: Now she be
Ashley: Fergie!
Guys: from the crew,
Maggie: B.E.P., come and take heed,
as we take the lead
So come on papa, dance to the drama!
All: Hey mama, this that beat that make you groove, mama
Get on the floor and move your booty mama
We the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma
Rick-James: Cutie cutie, make sure you move your booty,
Shake that thing like we in the city of sin,
Hey shorty, I know you wanna party
The way your body lookin' make me really feel naughty
Cutie cutie, make sure you move your booty
Shake that thing like we in the city of sin, and
Zoey: No fakin' I know you see me shakin'
and the way I break it down I got the whole world quakin!
Off the Richter, off the Richter,
off the Richter, off the Richter,
off the Richter, off the Richter steady are you ready?
All: Hey mama, this that beat that make you groove, mama
Get on the floor and move your booty mama
We the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma
So shake your bam bama, come on now mama
Hey mama, this that beat that make you groove, mama
Get on the floor and move your booty mama
We the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma
Girls: La la la la la...
Finally, it was over and we counted our money.
"Well, if you add the money that we had to start with, we have about 100,000 beli." Nami sighed out. My class and I started to cheer until Chopper said,
"But that's only gonna get us a ship smaller than the Merry!" He and Ussop started to cry at the thought of their lost boat. The rest of us had worried looks on our faces
"Well, that's it! We're f--ked." Rick-James said as he sat down on a rock with his face in his hands.
"All that dancin' for nothin'. No puedo creer que trabajamos as que duro maldito y nosotros conseguimos un tamao de la mierda del dinero para un barco clasificado mierda. Esto sopla..." David said as he reverted to the language of his ancestors.
Man, I wish I paid more attention in Spanish class now.
"Can you speak in English?! Not all of us passed Spanish class damnit!" Pete shouted with some stress in his voice. Chip hopped off of his owner's shoulder and on to Ana's, who comforted the scared Spider Monkey.
"Oh it's on!"
"You and your parents are nothing but a bunch of fence hoppers!"
"Usted no es nada sino un bastardo!"
"I heard the word bastard in there!"
"Pozo qu lo hacen usted saban? El retraso mudo del asno puede pensar!"
"Verdammen sie es! Sie sind nichts aber ein stummer esel ungltiger zaunberbrcker!"
"Great, now they're both speaking languages that we don't know. I knew I should have taken Pete up on that learning German offer." Chuck said sarcastically.
"Now's not the time for jokes Chuck!" Nami said as she hit him over the head.
"Hey! He was just tryin' ta lighten the mood a bit!" Ana said before she and Nami started to argue. Chip jumped from Ana's shoulder to Maggie's, who sat in a corner with her head in her hands.
My God. How has our family fallen so far...and so fast? Yeah, I know, laugh at me because I call my classmates family. But my school is small. These 19 classmates of mine are all we have for our grade. Heck, we only have four people graduating this year because we're so damn small and in all, our school has around 300 people, even though we go from Kindergarten to High School. But we're a family. And to see this happen to us...it just kills me.