Of course I forgot China's, Germany's AND Italy's thoughts. I'm an idiot. You can thank Anon-ee mouse, the anonymous reviewer that caught it.
So not Japan, sorry. I'll give a sneak-peek though. I feel like I really need to put all I have into his because I built up so much hype.
Happy New Year everyone!
China's thoughts
Oh, good, it looks like nothing will happen.
I thought too soon. Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
What did I do wrong to deserve this!
Nothing! No one deserves this. Not even Russia (that ass).
Russia. Japan looks like he's been taking "creepy" lessons from him
I failed as a brother. They're insane!
I DID NOT JUST SAY YOLO! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE. IT DIDN'T HAPPEN. I DENY EVERYTHING!
I was wondering why my legs were so sore. How did I run all of that so fast?
Aww! Those kids are so cute! I love them!
I'm dancing? Russia must've tried to curse me a few years ago.
That is a lie. I'm not wearing makeup. I see nothing. I can't be wearing makeup.
Holy Pandas. That was what was on my face this morning! I was wondering why I had a blue forehead...
Oh. My ringtone. Awkward.
That run-on sentence was horrific. That was traumatizing!
Stupid Korea didn't stop me saying that to my boss. How rude.
I really hope nothing even remotely similar to this happens ever again.
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Germany's thoughts. I bolded the stuff because otherwise it's impossible to read.
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KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! Oh what's wrong with Italy! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! Don't poke him again dammit! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! Fuck Cats! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! FUCK YOU SAUERKRAUT! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! Oh, football, that's not too bad. KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! That can't be Italy! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! I lied it is him! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! Wow, Italy is really good at football. No wonder he always wants to play. KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! PACMAN! Do do do do do do. DO do do do do do. Do do do do do do. Dow dow dow dow! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! No wonder my stomach hurt so badly today. KILL ME! KILL ME! I don't cry! This is a fake! It has to be! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! That bastard did it! I've been uncomfortable all day! Italy! I will kill you with Pasta for a true ironic plot twist! KILL ME! KILL ME! I'm annoying?! Well FUCK you too! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! Italy is completely still. It's a miracle. KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! I want to actually laugh at that. I am acting like a little bitch. KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! That food looks really good.KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! WHY THE HELL AM I SMILING?! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! I'm acting Italian. Dear Lord, please kill me. Amen. KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! That was an abrupt ending. KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! THANK YOU HUNGARY! I INTERNALLY PRAISE YOU WITH LOUD CHORUSES OF JOYFUL MUSIC! I mean uh, thank you.
I really hope that Japan and England are worse and people forget about that, because I'll never live it down.
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~~~Singing~~~
Italy's thoughts
RAINBOWS! PASTA! GELATO! PIZZA! SHINY THINGS!
Ha, no just kidding, I'll do it seriously.
Italy's real thoughts
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Please don't let America have poisoned us, I don't want to die!
Oh wait, if we had been poisoned, I wouldn't be alive. Silly me.
~~~Fratelli d'Italia
L'Italia s'è desta
Dell'elmo di Scipio
S'è cinta la testa~~~
Oh no, I threatened Germany! I feel terrible, that isn't nice at all!
Oh, something is happening!
Aww, we're still just doing paperwork. That's so boring! I might just sleep.
Italy dozed off slightly until and angry use of the words "Where the fuck did that come from?" made him lift his head.
Germany was with Romano yesterday? Nooooo! I'm being replaced!
Ooh, football~ I like football!
AHH! I keep hurting Germany! Noo!
I did a good job! Yay I won!
Not again! I'll have to make Germany lots and lots of pasta to apologize. Pasta fixes everything! Except for leaky roofs!
Sparta? But Sparta was in Greece, not America...
That was really funny! Poor Germany. I'll make him some ravioli too. That'll help~
I wonder if Japan will teach me how to crawl around in the ceiling too.
Ahh! No! No! No! I'm being so mean! Meaner than Romano! This is terrible!
That food. how did I even swallow any of it? The drink must have affected my test buds. I hope they're back to normal now.
Oh, that was a strange change. It just happened! I wonder if I can use that while dealing with the mafia with Romano~ it'd be very useful.
Very, very useful...
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Sparta is actually in America. sparta, New Jersey. Because that's totally the same thing *snorts*
AND a sneak-peek at Japan's day.
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Japan was standing outside of a supermarket, speaking into a phone.
"England-san, get off the merry-go-round, you're drunk," Japan said into his phone before hanging up. He rolled his eyes and bounced down the parking lot, singing "IIIIIIII Rooooovvveee you! IIIIIIIII Rooooovvveee you! Da da da da da da da! Da da da da da daaaaaaaaa! Some peopre want to firr the worrd with sirry rove songs!"
Germany paused it. Japan was in midair, partway through a skip.
America and Canada stifled their giggles.
"I love that joke," Canada whispered.
England, quite frankly, didn't want to know what he had done yesterday.
... (Small time skip. There will be more here in the actual thing, no worries)
Then Japan did something that England only had one response to.
"What the FUCK?!" England stood up, spewing tea out of his mouth before knocking over the teacup. He didn't even notice when most of the spewed tea hit Russia in the face, and Russia was too confused to even care.
Japan merely sat in silent horror before covering his ears and beginning to rock back and forth in his chair.
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Ooh, a cliffhanger of sorts. I'll try to get the real chapter out ASAP.
Am I wrong to actually hope for reviews? Especially because this entire thing should have been in past chapters? Maybe you can review and let me know if I'm wrong or not... :)