Own Nothing.

Seven.


Darcy groaned, her whole body sore like she did something really wild and stupid the night before. She rolled over and hit something, opening her eyes; she looked at a sleeping Bruce. She blinked, as her memory came back to her form the night before. She smirked, her heart racing as she inched closer to the older man and nibbled at his shoulder. He woke up with a few blinks, looking at her. "What are you doing?" He asked her with a small smile.

She smiled and moved to straddle him. "That's a silly question, I'm doing you of course." She leaned down and kissed him. He responded to the kiss, flipping them over so she was pushed into the bed. "How do you feel?" She asked when they broke apart.

He sighed and thought about it. "Relaxed, as if for the first time, nothing matters. At peace."

Darcy wiggled her eyebrows. "So now that we know how to get you to unwind, we need to make it a habit."

He smirked and kissed her again as they started to recreate the events from the nights before. They stopped when they heard a knock on the door. "Darcy!" Jane's voice called out.

Bruce groaned and laid his head in the crook of her shoulder. "I'm kind of busy Jane!" She shouted back. "Can it wait?" She looked at Bruce. "For like ten minutes?"

"Thirty." He whispered in her ear and she smirked.

"Make that thirty minutes!" Darcy shouted as Bruce kissed his way down from her collarbone to her breast to her nipple.

Jane apparently left and they continued on and Darcy loved her friend for leaving them as Bruce rocked her world several times in the thirty-minute slot that they ended up going over anyway. When they finally finished Bruce rolled over to the other side of the bed with a satisfied sigh. "I aim to please." Darcy joked, winking at him.

"Oh you do, you do." He smiled back at her.

She sighed and sat up, getting up from bed and finding her clothes. "Might as well see what Jane wanted." She looked at him; he was watching her get dressed. "I know it isn't as fun with the clothes coming on or anything, but maybe later we can take them off again." She told him with a devilish smile.

He laughed and nodded, grabbing his swim trunks. "I should probably go shower and change myself. I'm sure everyone knows what we did in here."

She laughed and pulled on the black V-neck shirt from before and pulled her hair into a messy bun. "They're just jealous." She whispered as she kissed him. She pulled away before they got to into it. "I should probably go see what's up." She opened her door and Bruce followed after he pulled his swim trunks up, walking to his room to change.

"What's up Jane?" Darcy asked as she walked into the living room, everyone turned as stared at her. "What?"

"Hey Mom." Loki stated from the kitchen and Darcy looked confused, his voice sounded older. She walked closer to the kitchen as Loki walked out of the kitchen eating a chocolate Popsicle. Darcy's eyes widened as she stared down at him. "I had a growth spurt." He explained.

She nodded slowly and turned to Jane. "Why didn't you say anything?" she asked her friend.

"You said you were busy." Jane argued.

Darcy felt her jaw dropped. "Yes, but this is important, Loki is no longer four years old!" She looked at her son and stared. "He's like fourteen. That's ten years."

"On the bright side, congrats on getting laid." Tony stated and Darcy tensed up.

"What does he mean?" Loki asked her, looking up at her with his green eyes.

Darcy sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose and kneeled down in front of him. "We'll talk about that later oaky?" She asked him, as she stared at him. "Ten years…" She sighed. "Give or take uh?" She looked him in the eyes. "So you just grew?"

He nodded. "I wanted something in the cabinet and Aunt Pepper and Jane were busy, so I grew."

Darcy nodded as she processed this. "Did you try getting smaller by chance?" And he nodded. "Okay, so you're older…we'll need new clothes, your own room…" She let the sentence go as she thought in her head. 'My baby's all grown up'

"I already started to take care of everything." Pepper told Darcy. "His room is all set and I have someone bringing clothes once they get here. I also had someone buy some books for him to read and a few other things. I figured you wanted him to have some normal teenage things."

Darcy looked over at her friend and smiled. "Thank you so much."

Pepper smiled. "It not a problem, I'm just amazed that he grew so fast."

"Who grew fast?" Bruce asked as she entered the living room, his clothes changed. He looked at Darcy who moved out of his way so he could see Loki. "Oh."

"See Kid, he got laid too." Tony stated. "You can tell because he looks a hella lot more relaxed then before."

Darcy picked up a pillow and threw it at Tony before turning to Bruce. "So Loki wanted to be taller and he grew up. We're thinking he's about fourteen now."

Bruce nodded and sat down. "He'll need new clothes."

"Pepper's being a godsend and getting everything covered." Darcy explained, making Pepper blush. Darcy looked at her. "No, seriously, thank you."

Darcy sighed and looked annoyed. "I have to talk to Fury now." Everyone in the room winced and stared at her. She grabbed her cell phone from where she left it on the coffee table and dialed Coulson's number. "Coulson, it's Darcy… can you set me up a meeting with Fury?. …It's about him yes…thirty minutes? Thanks." She hung up the phone and sat on the ground. "This should be fun." She looked up at her son, watching as he finished his Popsicle and sat down next to her.

"Mom?" Loki looked at her.

"Yes Sweetie?" Darcy smiled at him.

"What does Uncle Tony mean about you getting laid?"


So on a off, note, I was realizing that Captain America isn't in any of these chapters...