Warrior Cats: The Real Reason

by Night Feather Falling

This fanfiction is made out of pure comedy (delicious), and I would recommend it to people who are not afraid to see their favorite characters made fun of! These are the REAL reasons that your loved and hated characters have done both good and evil things! (So tragically on hiatus T.T)

7. Chapter 6

Hi! Sorry for the inactivity, I was too lazy to start writing this. Today's story has credit for the idea to FiresongOfIceClan. Enjoy my sort of late story!

Contains spoilers of Yellowfang's Secret.

The cats are in the chapter 0 room today because Frostshine is too lazy to put in a better scene. You know, the one with sparkles and stuff. Firesong is busy having a staring contest with Lionblaze, and Frostshine is smiling evilly at Jayfeather.

"Mwahahahahaha! That truth or dare episode, I totally broke your heart!" Her expression softened a little. "But good writing though," she said quietly.

The awkward moment is interrupted by Spottedleaf, who yowls "YESSSSSS! ROMANCE! SO ROMANTIC OHMYSTARCLAN!"

"Ew! I didn't mean it like that!" Frostshine wails, disappearing into thin air. The cats hear her muffled yowls from the wall of invisibility.

Firesong slaps Jayfeather with a fish. "EXCUSE ME, BUT THE AUTHOR JUST LEFT THE CHAPTER!" she hisses. "Now what are we supposed to do?"

Lionblaze is now prank texting other cats, having learned the professional skills from Firestar. "Does anyone have a torture chamber, like a really bl-"

Frostshine pops back into the room. "THIS IS K PLUS RATED! So no!" she yowls. She banishes Lionblaze with her Oreo pencil.

Poof!

"Today's real reason is-" Frostshine says.

"I'm SO EXCITED OMSC!" Firestar yowls, despite having heard the tragic death of himself in tis crazy madhouse- oops, I mean fanfic.

"The real reason Mintkit and Marigoldkit died," Frostshine says exasperatedly, making the CFR appear.

nyanyanyanyanyanyan

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Yellowfang has had Brokenstar, and Brokenstar is killing his father, being evil, arousing suspicion, and Yellowfang has to stop him-

"Wait!" Hunterstar yowls. "Yellowfang has to get to ThunderClan! Also, the readers won't be satisfied if Yellowfang defeats Brokenstar now! That's Fireheart's job! Then, everyone will be angry if Yellowfang just leaves the Clan!"

"Hmm... Wait a second, Marigoldkit has four syllables in her name! She is a bad character! She deserves to die! And just because, Mintkit should die! What a dumb name," she says excitedly.

She gets out a wand. "Avada Kedavra!" she yowls, pointing at the book. Mintkit and Marigoldkit both die.

The story suddenly starts progressing quickly, and happily ends with elders being left to die and Yellowfang being banished.

The end :D

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"It wasn't as funny," Frostshine complains, sighing because she wished she could come up with a better idea.

"At least the beginning was funny" Firesong puts in.

Grammarkit, this time, yowls "USE YOUR GRAMMAR! YOU NEED A COMA!"

"My complex sentence, you did awesome!" Punctuationkit says happily.

Grammarkit smiles proudly.

Frostshine interrupts the lovey doveyness and says "Bye! Hopefully the bext chapter will be longer and better!"

Well, at least I didn't take a year to actually start writing this new chapter unlike a lot of fanfics I have read... Anyway, thanks for the ideas to the people that reviewed. I hope to keep active soon. Bye!

-FrostshineOfIceClan