(AN: Storm Says: I admit this is a rather lackluster chapter compared to some others, but I'm all right with that, since I'm using this as an opportunity to advertise something else anyhow. But before that, let me say that this was a chapter in the original MarySewage, that is, before I took it down and later re-posted it. I didn't do much "editing" here, so what you see is almost exactly what the readers from 2009 saw when they first read this. Not that editing this would save the Sue or the all-too-typical Sakura bashing. Next chapter, I will be taking a reviewer's advice and writing a chapter about a Gary Stu! That'll be interesting indeed.
One rather shallow reason I'm posting this chapter is to draw readers' attention to a poll in my profile about yaoi. You are welcome to avoid it if that's not your thing, but I'd appreciate any and all input.
In fact, if yaoi's not your thing, you can just stay right here and read this chapter I wrote...probably three years ago, by a sixteen-year-old me. I remember thinking to myself at the time, 'I'll write this in such a crude and simple style, people will think the author is actually joking,' and you will see that I succeeded. But we're to believe that this "author," a Sasori-loving girl, is quite serious.)
SOOOOOOOOO I got some news for you guys! Soon I'm gonna be starting a new fanfiction and its about my OC, Airi, and she's gonna be paired with Sasori (insert HOTNESS!) and sort of Kiba (insert SWOONING!)
Yeah I know it's a weird pairing…but I don't like normal pairings like SasukeSakura and NarutoHinata. KakashiAnko makes me laugh quite a bit but that's the only even vaguley popular pairing I'll go for. I especially hate anything with Sakura. Daaaaamn bitch. She doesn't do anything good. If Chiyo hadn't helped her with Sasori he would have totally owned her. She probly feels horrible that an old woman with arthritis had to help her out and an old woman with arthritis is ten times stronger than her. This fic is also gonna bash Sakura some, cause she sucks and deserves bashing.
Okay so before I post the first chapter I'm gonna give you all a good, nice summary. The space they give you on the edit page on fanfic dot net isn't enough. It's barely enough for anything so my summary will go here. Have fun and get ready!
Before the lands (Fire, Sound, Grass, all the others) were named as we know now, there was an extra land in a little corner of what is now Fire Country. It was owned by a couple rich families and their shinobi loyal to them. All the people in that land, Moonlight Country, were extremely powerful and their Chuunin Exams were harder than anywhere else, and all jutsus around the world originally came from Moonlight country and its people. All the lands were really jealous of little Moonlight Country for its wealth and power and magnificence, so they decided to team up and take it down.
Moonlight country was in a bad state, everyone was sick and dying from a strange disease so when shinobi from all of the countries came and killed everyone, they couldn't do anything. Even their summoning animals, which were mythical wolves, dragons, unicorns and deer, were sick and got killed.
The Queen of Moonlight Country saw her husband get killed and hid her seven-year-old daughter just before she got killed too. The daughter, Airi Moonlight, was the only survivor of the whole massacre of the country, the only survivor of hundreds dead.
She ran away with her mother's flute and a summoning scroll and escaped the dying country into the Land of Fire. She lived alone off the land for years. Animals sensed she was a lonely, helpless little girl, and they gave her food, water, weapons, shelter and friends.
Wolves hunted for her food and deer gave her rides through the forest and rabbits and squirrels kept her company and played with her. The summoning scroll Airi took from her country luckily contained one of all the animals that her country had: one deer, one unicorn, one dragon and one wolf.
The deer, dragon, wolf and bear were all black with hypnotic blue eyes and very powerful. The deer was Prongs, the dragon was Blaze, and the wolf was Strider, The unicorn, though, was white, and her horn sparkled all colors of a rainbow and she was most powerful of all. The unicorn's name was Kara, and she was the most powerful summon found in the world. She dedicated her life to loving and protecting Airi.
Then one day Airi was sixteen years old, happily living with her animals. She was riding bareback on Kara and the white steed ran over a river, running on water and went under a rock archway. There she saw a beautiful red-head man battling it out with a stupid girl with pink hair and an old woman.
The red-head man was using puppets to slice them to shreds, and while the puppets sliced and diced the women the man turned to look at Airi, riding on Prongs's' back. Immediately they saw each others beauty and perfection and fell in love. The pink-haired girl, Sakura, saw them together, got viciously jealous and ran away.
The red-head was called Sasori and he took her back to the headquarters of his criminal cult, Akatsuki. Airi was excited because Sasori had introduced her to Pein, the leader, and hed said that he would help her bring back Moonlight Country to existence if she would allow his Akatsuki to pass through it whenever. Airi believed in justice and hated criminals but if Sasori was part of a crime group then she would accept it so she did. Pein noticed the only reason she agreed was because of Sasori and got jealous.
Akatsuki hired some shinobi to cause trouble in the corner of Fire Country where Moonlight Country once was and soon borders and little towns were established and Moonlight Country was back on track. Airi was a princess again, Sasori married her and they became King and Queen together and Moonlight Country was once again the best and most powerful of the ninja lands.
Just before everything seemed perfect, Airi hunted down the pink-haired girl that shed first seen Sasori fighting and brought her to her personal chambers in her castle. Airi slapped the girl for being so stupid thinking she could win against him and dunked her hair in oil so it was black now and the ugly pink was gone and not making Airi or the rest of the world sick anymore.
Then Kara the unicorn said she didn't want her queen Airi getting her hands dirty with that stupid slut, so Kara sliced open Sakura's guts with her rainbow horn. Konoha sent her a thank-you letter with signaturres from every villager and after a while, Sakura's parents sent her a lot of money out of gratitude.
Then everything was perfect.
So that's the summary of my story, but I only covered the big big parts so i left out a lot of events. Some Slutra bashing absolutely, um what else...Well I know I missed the part wherein Kiba sees Airi bathing in a waterfall in the Kiri wilderness, which is a big turning point in his feelings for her, and where he really starts to try and get her to love him back. And there's tons of conflict in that subplot that I just can't wait for, O.M.G.~ There's also a secret about the summoning dragon that I left out, and a bit where Tobi (secretly Madara at least in this fic) likes Airi also and geez I left out a lot didn't I...sumimasen...but you will see these parts in the real story. I think I will call it "Moonlight Princess Tale" or "Airi Of The Moon." Which one do you guys like better? Well till I get some reviews toodle-oo!
(AN: Storm Says: What a way to rip Sasori's canon self to shreds. It's like the fanfiction version of the Fargo woodchipper. Even my OOC-all-over-the-place story Time That Passed doesn't twist him quite this badly...I think...Sasori has still probably seen worse Mary Sues thrust upon him. Well, a princess OC and a unicorn that walks on water, hell, I should have seen that coming. As one reviewer, anime-maniac101 from a few years ago put it, I don't really like Sakura, but... still, a unicorn slicing her guts out with a rainbow horn... how gay can you get?"
Indeed.
Ta-ta for now. I do hope that some of you will visit my poll, and if not, at least "enjoy" this Sue till the next one...created by The Naruto Fanboy, comes along. When I write that chapter, it'll be time for me to bring out, or perhaps "write out" the Big Guns.")