i own all of it, I OWN IT ALL FINALLY, yes, lotr is now officially mine, u may hear some ppl like peter jackson and others going round saying that THEY own lotr but it's not true NOT TRUE AT ALL
*at this point a dozen men in white coats hurriedly rid the scene of that crazed lunatic*
sorry, i had a bout of the SILLINESS back then. for future reference, i havent had much sleep, have been visiting relatives for the last four days and am currently running on three hours sleep and two profiteroles. please excuse any errors in judgement or social skills
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Pippin woke up first and grunted at the sky in general for being so bright and sunny at such an early hour.
"It's too early to be morning. Why am i the only one awake? And why is Merry here?"
Pippin was usually such a morning person, but today, he just wasnt in the mood. He snuggled back under the covers and tried to recover some of that lost warmth. He pushed his body up against Merry's in an effort to warm his cold legs. He twined his feet round Merry's and held his arms round Merry's broad shoulders. He felt the soft rythmical beating of Merry's heart. He pressed his cheek up against Merry's and whispered into his ear:
"merry? Merry? Merry, are you awake? Merry, Are you awake? Merry, Are you awake yet? Merry, Why are you sleeping? Merry, ARE YOU AWAKE? WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING ?"
At this point, Merry rolled over and fell onto Pippin's teddy bear. Pippin screamed, "YOU KILLED MISTER FUZZY BUNCH!!!!"
Merry woke up with a start. "What? Who? Where? How? Why? Cucumber? Yes? No? Maybe? I don't know? I don't believe you? You're lying!"
"What?"
"Yes?"
"Maybe"
"Yes"
"How are you?"
"Yes"
"Umm, would you like to eat my boots?"
"Yes"
"Are you just saying yes because you have nothing else to say because you are so very sleepy?"
"Yes"
At this point, Pippin realized the enormous potential in this situation.
"Can i have your chocolate?"
"Yes"
"Can i eat your jelly beans?"
"Yes"
"Can i throw a huge party and smash up all your plates?"
"Yes"
"WAAAAAHHHHOOOOOOOOOO"
Pippin ran out the door and into the street to invite all the hobbits he knew to his party. And Merry got up out of bed and grumbled,
"I thought he'd never leave"
With this comment, he went to the front door and bolted it shut.
It was a good deal later that Merry realized that by midday, his house would be oerrun with the youngest members of hobbiton. He quickly unbolted the door, ran into the street, and pelted into his hobbit-hole. Thankfully, only Pippin was there. But why was Pippin there?
"Pippin, why are you here? Shouldn't you be out inviting all the hobbits in the Shire to my place for a party?"
"Should I?"
"Well, you shouldn't, but i thought you would be"
"Merry, Merry, Merry, my dearest darling cousin Merry. You should know me better by now."
"Ummm, you ran out of the house screaming "Wahoo". Doesn't that signify that you're about to cause havoc somewhere?"
"Not always"
"Oh, and when would this be demonstrated? When you ran out of the Green Dragon screaming "Wahoo" or when you ran out of Frodo's place screaming "Wahoo" or when you ran out of....."
"Alright, maybe me screaming "Wahoo" does herald my moments of mischief. But not this time"
"Why should i believe you?"
"I'm you're cousin, would i ever lie to you?"
"............."
"Not again"
"...........................*cough*.."
"NOOOOOOOOOO"
".........Pip, you've always lied to me, that's why i like you"
"You like me?"
"I do Pip, I like you a lot"
"How much?"
"Do you want me to show you?"
"Yes Merry"
"Come into the bedroom and i shall be able to demonstrate it more clearly to you"
"I'll do as you say, Merry"
"Yes Pippin, come"
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For unknown reasons, Merry has somehow discovered slash and is now attempting to poison the mind of our poor Pippin here. What should we do? Should Pippin folow Merry? What will Merry demonstrate? HOW WILL PIPPIN SURVIVE HIS TORTUROUS MENTAL MIND-GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tune in next time for what happens to Pippin
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*at this point a dozen men in white coats hurriedly rid the scene of that crazed lunatic*
sorry, i had a bout of the SILLINESS back then. for future reference, i havent had much sleep, have been visiting relatives for the last four days and am currently running on three hours sleep and two profiteroles. please excuse any errors in judgement or social skills
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Pippin woke up first and grunted at the sky in general for being so bright and sunny at such an early hour.
"It's too early to be morning. Why am i the only one awake? And why is Merry here?"
Pippin was usually such a morning person, but today, he just wasnt in the mood. He snuggled back under the covers and tried to recover some of that lost warmth. He pushed his body up against Merry's in an effort to warm his cold legs. He twined his feet round Merry's and held his arms round Merry's broad shoulders. He felt the soft rythmical beating of Merry's heart. He pressed his cheek up against Merry's and whispered into his ear:
"merry? Merry? Merry, are you awake? Merry, Are you awake? Merry, Are you awake yet? Merry, Why are you sleeping? Merry, ARE YOU AWAKE? WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING ?"
At this point, Merry rolled over and fell onto Pippin's teddy bear. Pippin screamed, "YOU KILLED MISTER FUZZY BUNCH!!!!"
Merry woke up with a start. "What? Who? Where? How? Why? Cucumber? Yes? No? Maybe? I don't know? I don't believe you? You're lying!"
"What?"
"Yes?"
"Maybe"
"Yes"
"How are you?"
"Yes"
"Umm, would you like to eat my boots?"
"Yes"
"Are you just saying yes because you have nothing else to say because you are so very sleepy?"
"Yes"
At this point, Pippin realized the enormous potential in this situation.
"Can i have your chocolate?"
"Yes"
"Can i eat your jelly beans?"
"Yes"
"Can i throw a huge party and smash up all your plates?"
"Yes"
"WAAAAAHHHHOOOOOOOOOO"
Pippin ran out the door and into the street to invite all the hobbits he knew to his party. And Merry got up out of bed and grumbled,
"I thought he'd never leave"
With this comment, he went to the front door and bolted it shut.
It was a good deal later that Merry realized that by midday, his house would be oerrun with the youngest members of hobbiton. He quickly unbolted the door, ran into the street, and pelted into his hobbit-hole. Thankfully, only Pippin was there. But why was Pippin there?
"Pippin, why are you here? Shouldn't you be out inviting all the hobbits in the Shire to my place for a party?"
"Should I?"
"Well, you shouldn't, but i thought you would be"
"Merry, Merry, Merry, my dearest darling cousin Merry. You should know me better by now."
"Ummm, you ran out of the house screaming "Wahoo". Doesn't that signify that you're about to cause havoc somewhere?"
"Not always"
"Oh, and when would this be demonstrated? When you ran out of the Green Dragon screaming "Wahoo" or when you ran out of Frodo's place screaming "Wahoo" or when you ran out of....."
"Alright, maybe me screaming "Wahoo" does herald my moments of mischief. But not this time"
"Why should i believe you?"
"I'm you're cousin, would i ever lie to you?"
"............."
"Not again"
"...........................*cough*.."
"NOOOOOOOOOO"
".........Pip, you've always lied to me, that's why i like you"
"You like me?"
"I do Pip, I like you a lot"
"How much?"
"Do you want me to show you?"
"Yes Merry"
"Come into the bedroom and i shall be able to demonstrate it more clearly to you"
"I'll do as you say, Merry"
"Yes Pippin, come"
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For unknown reasons, Merry has somehow discovered slash and is now attempting to poison the mind of our poor Pippin here. What should we do? Should Pippin folow Merry? What will Merry demonstrate? HOW WILL PIPPIN SURVIVE HIS TORTUROUS MENTAL MIND-GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tune in next time for what happens to Pippin
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