The biggest Mystery of all...Where are you?
Deidara: Itachi...ITACHI-KUN WAKE UP!!
-Poof, Zetsu appears where Itachi was lying.-
Zetsu: so this is where you hang... Hahaha Leader-sama will be pleased to know this..
Deidara: You traitor
Zetsu: thought you found your precious "Tachi-Kun" Konan?
Konan: GO DIE!!!
Zetsu: Oh C'mon Konan that's not a nice way to talk about a friend
Konan: your no friend of mine Go to hell!!
Zetsu: Now what will Pein-Sama say about that?
Konan: Who gives a damn? Really?
Zetsu: you will when he finds out
Konan: Really?
Zetsu: Yea especially how you haven't got no *Itachi-Kunnnnn* to protect you...
Konan: SHUT THE HELL UP ASSHOLE! -Pins him up the wall by his throat-
Deidara: Konan...Konan! calm down...
Sasuke: I'll take it from here -Sharingan activated-
Konan: -Evil smile- Fine There...
Itachi: Now Now... There's no need for that...
Deidara, Konan, Sasuke and Kisame in sync: ITACHI!!!!!!
itachi: Hey, -Smiles- Now Zetsu... Get the hell out!
Zetsu: Yes itachi
-He leaves-
Itachi: You guys Ok??
Konan: Yeah we are now. -Flings her arms round him-
Deidara: Hey Sasuke, Looks like Itachi's pulled Haha
Itachi: Shut your mouth's you!
Deidara: Mouth's?
Itachi: Yeah all 4 of them -sarcastic smile-
Deidara: Awwwwh Tachi--Kunn that's mean
Itachi: Haha -Puts his arms round Konan to support her and return her hug-
Deidara: Will you kiss her already?
Itachi: Ermm... -blushes- Er... Sure! -Kisses her-
Konan: I er...Er.. -Blushes reader than Sasori's hair- Itachi.. I er..
Thinks: Shut up Konan and just kiss him back
-She returns the kiss-
Sasuke: Awwwwh Aniki!
-Little did they know Zetsu saw everything-
-Zetsu bursts through the doors of the Akatsuki base straight to Pein's office-
Zetsu: Pein- sama! I have news, Itachi's out with Konan
Pein: WHAT! THE WITCH IS WITH HIM?
Zetsu: yes sir.
Pein: Itachi Uchiha.... I'm going to destroy you! She's My pet...
A few weeks later:
-Konan and the rest of Itachi's team appear in the room-
Konan: I'm no-ones Pet! -Punches Pein round the face-
-Itachi pins Pein up the wall-
Itachi: You want to end this, then be at the training ground In Konoha at 12 tomorrow. Baka!
Pein: See you there Uchiha!
Itachi: This time it's until death...
-They all leave-
Sasuke: But Aniki I don't understand, why? and where where you?
Itachi: Sasuke, i can't let him get away with what he did to you, Konan and Naruto!
-Looks at Sasuke's bruises-
Sasuke: -He try s to cover them up more but Itachi already knows-
Itachi: Look i already know stop trying to hide them! and as for where i went
you will find out soon enough.
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