Bella Edward
You know who I really wish wasn't dead?
Who?
Bernie Mac.
Really? I couldn't ever get into his show.
Yeah, I didn't like it much either. But now that he's dead…you know, you just wish they'd stop running reruns and make new episodes. But they can't cuz he's dead.
You make a clever point.
You know what other show I'm sure I'd like if I tried?
What?
Scrubs. But it's just like…I don't have the time to…commit to it, I guess.
Hm. Now I'm going to completely flip this conversation. You know who I wish was dead?
No. Who?
Britney Spears. I mean she's so pretentious. She's like, "oh go check out my new record. And watch the special about me on MTV."
Yeah, I agree. K-Fed can also die. I mean what was up with that thing in that magazine?
I know! He's like, "oh ima give my kids a normal childhood!"
But how can their childhood be normal when they have a wanna-be rapper dad and a washed up singer for a mom?
Exactly! I was watching the E! True Hollywood Story on Britney on the telly and—
Wait—did you just say telly?
Yeah, it's perfectly acceptable. You know?
Sorry. Just…odd.
Says She of the Bernie Mac fandom. Seriously Bella, get a better taste in comedic actors.
TALK IN PLAIN OLD AMERICAN SLANG. QUIT USING YOUR DUMB BRITISH WORDS LIKE TELLY AND I SWEAR IF YOU CALL JACOB A WANKER ONE MORE TIME, I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE.
But… I'm a vampire. It would do anything to me.
SHUT UP WANKER.
Okay, I'm in a considerably better mood since last chapter. =)
This chapter was inspired by when I said, "I was watching the telly last night…" (I was born in Britain; lived there till' I was 7 or 8 and then we moved to Texas, so I have this crazy funny mix between a British and a redneck accent. Try saying 'ya'll' in a British accent. Funny isn't it?)
Anyway, I was saying, "I was watching the telly last night, and this fellow got his arse kicked." (Let me explain. In east Texas, one does not say "fellow." One, to fit in with the language, would either say "Dude" or "that son-of-a-bitch" And it's simply, "ass" instead of "arse". All clear?) And all my friends made fun of me. lolol I'm so bullied.